Disclaimer: I do not own Codename Kids Next Door nor do I own Bud Light's Real Men of Genius.

Spotlight: Nigel

Lime Ricky's presents, Real Kids of Genius

(Real Kids of Genius.)

Today we salute you, Mr. Bald British Stereotype.

(Mr. Bald British Stereotype.)

Why go out in the sun and play, toss a Frisbee, or enjoy a frank when you can stay coped up in mission control filing new reports?

(Ahhh, the sun burns!)

To you, a social life consists of nothing but treehouse stats, hamster care bills, and hours in front of your life sized mirror bemoaning at the ungodly size of your hindquarters.

(More cushion for the pushin'!)

When those sunglasses are on, the objective is all that's in sight. Never mind your clingy girlfriend, questionable best friend spy-girl, or the blonde chick who has implied hots for you; being a mini-James Bond is just overrated.

(Ya know it's hard out here for a pimp!)

So here's a cold one to you, chrome dome. Because as long as you're around, we have a constant reminder that at least the rest of us have lives.

(Mr. Bald British Stereotype.)