Hello everyone! This is a new fanfiction I've decided to start up (Under Haruhi's orders…). Anyways, please review, or Miss Suzumiya may just find you one night in a dark alleyway XD!

After all, she is a god/distortion in space-time/potential for evolution.

God she's so popular! Oh, almost forgot! Disclaimer: I do not own TMoHS in any way shape or form. If I did, well…it would be very odd to own an attribute of someones personality (I would own her melancholies…)

Chapter 1: The Amnesia Attack of…?

I woke up.

No, let me try this again, more specifically. I woke up in the lap of an amazingly beautiful girl. Wait, what?

Frantically, I sat up, taking in my surroundings. It looked like I was on a stuffy plane, the people stuffed in like sardines. But, wait. Planes don't travel on tracks…I was on a train, next to a cute girl with short, silky brown hair and two cuter yellow ribbons in her hair. And it was hot, so hot…I felt like I was going to die of a heat stoke, so I loosened my chafing collar. Sweat was pouring down my back like a river, and it looked like other people on this train were in no better condition than I. The outfit I was wearing…what was it? It looked like I had just come back from a wedding. I was wearing a white collared shirt with a pea green suit jacket chocking it to death like an anaconda. I loosened some buttons on that, too. The girl looked at me sideways, like I was some interesting circus animal. One of her eyes rose. "You ok?" She asked in a sweet tone. This girl…did I know her? No, wasn't ringing any bells. In fact, nothing at all was ringing any bells. How did I get on this train? Where was I? Who was this person? And then, something shocked me. I looked down at my hands like they were covered in hornets. My eyes widened in horror as a fatal question entered my mind.

Who was I?

Sorry it was so short. My mom is yelling at me to get off the computer. Don't worry, the other chapters will be much longer.

Please review!

Toodoloos for now!

John Smith