Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Looney Tunes has corrupted me. It has made me think more clearer about the course of the universe a- nah, I'm just kidding. Here's some more random crap. Enjoy, ya loonies.
Meloetta, Genesect, and Keldeo were in some big fancy hotel, inside an elevator. Genesect and Keldeo were chatting with each other about the size of Virizon's head, while Meloetta was trying to resist going to the bathroom, holding in as much as she could, twisting her legs together as she groaned. Sighing, Genesect and Keldeo turned around to face Meloetta.
"What's wrong?" Keldeo asked as he tilted his head to the right.
Meloetta opened her eyes as she turned to face Genesect and Keldeo, her hands down by her crotch. "Guys, I gotta pee superbad. I drank too much of that vanilla icing."
"...Wait... you drink icing?" Genesect asked, as he could not calculate such a ridiculous thing.
"And vanilla, of all things?" Keldeo said in shock as his right eye twitched. "You couldn't go for beige? Or chocolate?"
Genesect glanced oddly at Keldeo, then promptly slapped him across the face.
Keldeo was in shock, his jaw dropped in disbelief. "Did... did you just slap me?"
Genesect slapped Keldeo again. Meloetta's eyes widened as she was in awe, though her stomach growled, reminding her of her little urine problem.
"Dude, why the hell did you slap me?" Keldeo snapped back as he growled at Genesect. "How would you like it if I slapped your crap?"
Genesect folded his arms together. "You... would want to slap my fecal matter?"
Keldeo started sweating nervously as he began stuttering. "W-w-w-w-well, it's not l-l-l-like you could p-poop anyway, you're robotic, a-a-a-and besides, it's n-n-n-n-not as if I-"
Genesect slapped Keldeo again.
Keldeo's face turned red as he was pissed. "All right, knock it off! This is your last warning, butt face!"
Genesect rolled his cybernetic eyes and slapped Keldeo across the face.
Keldeo then proceeded to tackle Genesect and stomp him into pieces, with Genesect screaming in pain.
Meloetta covered her mouth with both her hands, accidentally wetting herself as she watched the situation get out of hand. Feeling warm, Meloetta looked down, and sceamed in both shock and embarrassment as there was literally a puddle right below her, a rather large puddle. As soon as the elevator reached the bottom floor, Meloetta pushed the incoming Gen 5 dark type Pokemon to the side, crying loudly with her hands on her face as she dashed right out of the hotel. The dark types looked at each other and shrugged, going into the elevator, not only seeing the large amount of piss, but seeing a raging Keldeo kick a badly damaged Genesect. The dark type Pokemon nervously exited the elevator as they headed for the stairs, the elevator closing as it headed back up, with Keldeo and Genesect still inside.