Well, this is the idea I got from Jimmy Fallon's "Thank You Notes" segment. Here's Organization 13 and their thank you notes to characters and their fans.

-miano53

Thank You Notes: Xemnas

*Cue dramatic/sad music*

"Thank you…Number Two (Xigbar),

For scaring the crap out of all who look at you with that eye patch of yours. What are you, a surfing pirate?

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Three (Xaldin),

For not breaking wind in the Castle. 'Nuff said.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Four (Vexen),

For being the creepiest of all Nobodies and for making the 'Zedonk'. 'Nuff said.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Five (Lexeaus),

For being the silent one in the whole Castle…but no being so silent when you slept. You started an earthquake just by snoring. You could've killed us all.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Six (Zexion),

For being the only emo kid in the Castle. I went into your room to borrow a book and I thought that I was in Satan's castle. If I had a heart, that would've scared the crap out of me.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Seven (Saïx),

For being able to go from calm to completely psycho in 2.5 seconds. Once Number Nine was playing his sitar at two o'clock in the morning and you pummeled him into the ground with your claymore. He didn't wake up for months. So, thank you. Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Eight (Axel),

For burning down Marluxia's heart-shaped garden to the goddess Venus. Seriously, one could smell the cow manure-filled soil in one's office.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Nine (Demyx),

For flooding Axel's room after his rendition of the song "Cops" at three in the morning. We all felt relieved once he stopped. But next time, don't stay at the door when he comes out of his room. Just run. RUN MAN!

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Ten (Luxord),

For taking all my munny at playing poker. Thank Kingdom Hearts that it wasn't strip poker.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Eleven (Marluxia),

For dyeing your hair pink. Now fans in the U.S. can't tell if you're gay or straight. Now, I know you love cherry blossoms and the color pink, but this takes it too far. Dye your hair back brown or else!

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Twelve (Larxene),

For being such a WITCH all the time. Yeah, I said it!

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Thirteen (Roxas),

For giving me a box of colored tissues when I was sick. The last few tissues in the box indicated if I was running out of tissues. But, I'm fine with the old system: running out of tissues.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Number Fourteen (Xion),

For giving Vexen that spicy food yesterday. He managed to blow up my bathroom and room after yelling, 'LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!'

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Sora,

For NOT letting me have Kingdom Hearts. Seriously, you thought that defeating me would be the end? It's not! IT'S NOT, I TELL YA!

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Riku,

For beating the living heck out of me and tossing me like a rag doll during the final battle. You managed to nearly break my jaw and arm.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…King Mickey,

For being such a creepy little mouse. 'Nuff said.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…fans of mine,

For loving nothingness and ME! 'Nuff said.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…yaoi fangirls,

For pairing me with Saïx and all those horrific pairings of the Organization's members. Now you've committed the Organization to hunt every last one of you down and destroy your existence with a vengeance that Hell hath no.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…black coats,

For making me look like a serial killer. 'Nuff said.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…that Bob guy the author uses in her stories,

For being the guy whose existence is the most random.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…my ethereal blades,

For making me look like Sith Lord. Do you know how much flak I get every day from my not-so-loyal fans?

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Tetsuya Nomura,

For making me have some of the worse deaths in the whole series. First as Master Xehanort, then as Xehanort's Heartless and now as Xemnas. So, thank you. Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…Kairi,

For getting kidnapped in all of your appearances. 'Nuff said.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…random girl's armor I found in Ansem's Castle,

For being there in the first place and letting me talk to you like you're alive. But seriously, I dunno who put it there. I think it was Xigbar or Lexeaus.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


"Thank you…author woman,

For letting me write these 'Thank You' notes.

Sincerely,

Xemnas, the Superior"


There's Xemnas's thank you notes. Okay, anyone can give me ideas for other Organization members.