Meloetta and Elmer Fudd's Crazy Night

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Oh lawd, what have I done? Just... dear lord. First Elmer Fudd and his gwiwwed cheebs fetish, then Meloetta and her icing fetish. Now I put both of those two together... well, I can't seem to say what good would happen, but... I somehow thought this was a good idea. I don't know why, but I'm certainly crazy. I must be very crazy. I just have no explanation for this, guys... well, uhh... you guys will love this. I know /vp/ and /co/ will. I especially doubly know that they will. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen!


Elmer Fudd was chasing Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck around the woods as usual, trying to hunt that wascully wabbit and dat screwy duck. Eventually, both Bugs and Daffy split ways, causing Elmer to be stopped in his tracks, confused as he scratched his head. Bugs appeared behind him and pulled Elmer's hat down over Elmer's head, laughing as Daffy then pushed him forward, tripping him. Elmer got up, pulling his hat off as he turned around, to see Bugs and Daffy both folding their arms together.

"Ooooh, why I oughta-" Elmer held his gun at the both of them, ready to shot as he tried to take aim.

Bugs rolled his eyes as he approached Elmer, tapping him on the right shoulder. "Elmer, Elmer, Elmer. Don't tire yourself. You already had enough fun chasing us."

Daffy nodded in agreement as he also approached Elmer. "Yeah, baldy! Besides, maybe you want to go home and make some of that grilled cheese you keep muttering about."

Elmer rubbed his left arm as he nodded. "Yeah, I couwd go fow some gwiwwed cheese wight now." He then tipped his hat as he waved goodbye to Bugs and Daffy, heading westward.

Daffy folded his arms as he turned to Bugs, shaking his head. "Do you think he'll be chasing us again, Busgy?"

Bugs took out a carrot and munched on it as he turned to Daffy, replying, "You know, to be honest, I don't know what he'll do. Maybe he'll leave us alone for once."


Meanwhile, in another alternate dimension...

"All right guys, very funny..." Meloetta grumbled with annoyance as she searched around the apartment. Keldeo and Genesect were laughing their heads off as they played around with Meloetta.

"What? You know you like it when we play tag with you!" Keldeo stated as he covered his mouth with his right front hoof, chuckling while hiding behind a green sofa.

"Yeah, but this is serious! I really need my purse!" Meloetta exclaimed as she felt like tearing her green hair.

"What for? Personal reasons?" Genesect stated as he hid under a lamp.

"No, I really need it, it's urgent!" Meloetta pouted as she shook her hands with frustration. Suddenly, things started to get a bit brighter, prompting her to turn around, seeing a white void. "Huh? What's that?"

Before anyone could say anything else, the white void exploded, sucking in Meloetta. Genesect and Keldeo were both speechless as they stared blankly at each other.


Meloetta groaned weakly as she rubbed her eyes, shaking her head. She was unsure of what was happening, as she was in a red room, sitting on a large, red, fluffy bed. Meloetta gasped as she spotted a bucket of vanilla icing. Meloetta's stomach growling loudly, Meloetta approached the bucket of ice cream, just about to open it when she was greeted by a gun to her face. She yelped, letting out a tiny poot in fright as she looked up, to see the owner of the gun... Elmer Fudd, who was wearing his white pajamas, without his traditional brownish hat.

"Aww wight, you twespasser. State youw name and I'ww wet you go." Elmer stated as he glared straight at Meloetta.

Meloetta's legs trembled as she had her hands up by her chest, glancing at the gun and then back at Elmer. "Wait... just what are you saying?"

"You don't understand what I'm saying?" Elmer stated in shock as his jaw dropped in disbelief, dropping his gun in awe.

Meloetta nodded her head as she gulped, sweating nervously.

Elmer sighed as he sat down next to Meloetta, wrapping his right arm around her. "Oh come on, I may speak a wittwe funny, but I'm weawwy a sweww guy. Maybe, we shouwd get to know each other a bit more, if you know what I mean..." He started chuckling as he lowered his eyes.

Meloetta gasped in shock as her eyes widened, prompting her to tremble even more. "E-elmer... you're making me verous..."

Elmer patted Meloetta on the butt, winking at her. "Be vewy vewy quiet, Mewoetta. This wiww be awwight. Twust me."

"Well... I'm not sure. Will you pleasure me like my vanilla icing pleased me?" Meloetta asked as she rubbed her stomach, which was growling at her.

Elmer began to drool as he licked it with his rather big tongue, still chuckling. "Huhuhuhuhuhu. Don't worry. Why, I pwactised with my pwecious gwiwwed cheese, and that is so gooey, it couwd give me the eeby jeebies."

"...Eeby jeebies?" Meloetta asked nervously as Elmer grabbed her, prompting what would be... well, I would let you guys figure it out.