Lets say that Cedric isnt dead.

Harry was working in the Garden, when suddenly a bright flash of gold light appeared from nowhere. Suddenly, he found himself in hermione's living room, along with the order of the phoenix, and Dumbledore's army, along with Draco Malfoy.

"Harry!" Harry looked around to see Sirius standing there with his arms outstretched. Harry ran to him and let himself be engulfed by his godfather.

"Why are we here, Hermione?" Bill asked.

"I have a note here..." She picked up a scrunched piece of parchment up and read aloud.

Hiya! This is a note from the year 2011. We found a rather amusing video on a muggle computer sight, and we thought you might enjoy watching it! So here you are!


HARRY: (Sings while sat on trunk in middle of stage) Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

"What does it mean, under the stairs Harry?" Sirius asked. Harry just shook his head.

"Later." He said.

Can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never ever give me what I want.

"Spoiled brat." Snape said.

"He meant love, dumbass." Ginny scowled. She high-fived Hermione.

I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursley's here on, Privet Drive. Can't take all of these muggles, but despite all of my troubles, I'm still alive.

"Dramatic, much?" Ron smirked. Harry punched him lightly on the arm.

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around, man its September and I'm skipping this town, hey its no mystery there's nothing here for me now... (stands up and sings) I got to get back to Hogwarts.

"I don't know why I find this funny." Bill said between snorts of laughter.

I got to get back schoool, I got to get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm coooool.

"Is that right?" Hermione said, turning around and looking at Harry.

"It isn't me!" He argued.

Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to Goblin and ghosts and some magical feasts. Its all that I love and its all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think Im going back. I'll see my friends going to laugh 'till we cry, take my Firebolt gonna take to the sky. No way this year anyone's gonna die,

"That's pleasant." Remus said between laughter.

and its gonna be totally awesome!

"Think you could get a better catchphrase, mate?" Sirius teased.

I'll cast some spells with a flick of my wand, defeat the Dark Arts yeah bring it on!

"Okay I would never say that." Harry huffed. Nobody heard him because they were all laughing to hard.

and do it all with my best friend Ron,

"That's me!" Ron squeaked.

"REALLY!" George yelled sarcastically.

'cause together we're totally awesome!

"True that." Harry admitted with a grin. He and Ron high-fived, much to the amusement of the hall.

RON: (Enters stage door and sings) Yeah we're so cool and we're totally awesome! (Talk) Did somebody say Ron Weasley? Wooo!

Cue laughter.

"Ron you look hilarious!" Ginny choked out.


RON: Sorry I couldn't get here earlier I had to go get some uh, floo powder. So come on grab your trunk, lets go.

HARRY: Why? Where're we going?

RON: To Diagon Alley of course!

HARRY: Cool!

RON: Come on! (Starts going around in circles flapping arms saying floo powder power six times)

"What the hell are you two doing?" Hermione screamed between laughter.

"Oh this is bloody priceless!" Remus choked out.

RON: (Stands next to Harry and sings) It's been so long, but we're going back, Don't go for work don't go there for class.

"Well really!" McGonagall scolded, though she was laughing too.

HARRY: As long as we're together-

RON: -Gonna kick some ass

"That we do." Ron grinned.

"It's usually old moldyshorts aswell!" Sirius grinned.

RON+HARRY: And its gonna be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm, stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm.

"You better not." McGonagall scolded again.

HERMIONE: (Enters from behind the boys) Well lets not forget that we need to perform well in class, if we want to pass our OWLs!

"Typical Hermione." Harry grinned.

RON: God Hermione! Why do you have to be such a buzzkill!

HERMIONE: 'Cause Ron! Schools not all about having fun we have to study hard if we want to become good witches and wizards. (Starts to sing) I may be frumpy but I'm super smart.

"I am not frumpy!" Hermione cried as the room laughed.

Check out my grades, there 'A's for a start!

"Don't you mean O's?"

What I lack in looks well I make up in heart, and well guys yeah thats totally awesome!

This year I plan, to study a lot...

RON: Well that would be cool if you were actually hot!

"RON!" The girls yelled while the boys all cracked up.

HARRY: Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got,

"HARRY!" Sirius and Remus mock scolded, wiggling their fingers as they did when they were about to tickle the shit out of him.

RON: And thats cool,

HERMIONE: And thats totally awesome!

"It's not that awesome!" Tonks cried, though she had a grin on her face that said otherwise.

RON+HERMIONE+HARRY: Yeah we're so cool and we're totally awesome!

"Even cooler than us?" Sirius said in mock hurt.

"Oh definitely!" Harry exclaimed. Sirius and Remus glared.

"We'll get you later."

ALL: (enters the rest of cast and do dance behind) We're sick of summer and its waiting around, Its like we're sitting in the lost and found, don't take no sorcery, for anyone to see hoooow!

HARRY: I gotta get back to Hogwarts!

"How many times have you said that?" Dumbledore questioned with a grin.

"Too many!" Harry cried, as Sirius pulled him into a bear hug from behind..

ALL: We gotta get back to schooool! We got to get back to Hogwarts! Where everything is magicooool!

"I never would have noticed!" George said sarcastically.

(All of cast joins in) Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and some magical feasts. Its all that I love and its all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts I think we're going back.

"Next part!" Ron yelled.

"Not yet young ones." Sirius smirked. He turned to glare mischievously at Harry.

Five minutes later, Sirius was finished tickling his poor godson to death, much to the amusement of everyone else.

Hermione loaded the next video onto the screen.