FINALLY! I am soooo sorry for the long wait. My internet was down because the wiring was jacked up. Yes I don't have WiFi. But I'm trying to convince my mother to get it. And of course I was away at camp in Vegas(which was awesome by the by(Monks were there)). But now I'm back, and as promised I will make it up to you all. How you may ask? Just continue reading and you'll see. ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I'm bored with this thing. I don't own House of Night. Or the song mentioned.
Zoey: I thought 16 said that she was only going to be gong for a week.
Stevie Rae: Maybe she got caught up in other business.
Erik: What other business? She admitted to us several times that she basically has no social life.
Zoey: Maybe she has a job.
Dallas: Unlikely who the hell would hire a psychopath?
Loren: I don't care where she is or what's keeping her. As long as it keeps her away from here.
Camera Man: She'll be back *he says this while wiring up stereos*
Everyone: *speechless cause that's the most they heard him talk*
*front door slams open and a huge shrouding of dark fog billows out of the door*
Me: Is the band ready?
Camera Man: Ready.
Me: Alright. Hit it! *I appear looking like a female Grim Reaper on a huge stage that looks like a lighter, but gorier version of Alice Cooper's stage*
*music from Gorey Demise plays*
Aphrodite: Oh I do not like where this is going. *pinches the bridge on her nose*
Me: A IS FOR AMBER WHO DROWNED IN A POOL! B IS FOR BILLY WHO WAS EATEN BY GHOULS! C IS FOR CURT WITH DISEASE OF THE BRAIN! D IS FOR DANIEL DERAILED ON THE TRAIN!
Zoey: This is gruesome song.
Me: E IS FOR ERIK WHO'S BURIED ALIVE!
Aphrodite: Song's looking up already.
Me: F IS FOR FRANK WHO WAS STABBED THROUGH THE EYE!
Aphrodite: And it lost me.
Me: G IS FOR GREG WHO DIED IN THE WOMB! H IS FOR HEATHER WHO WAS SEALED IN A TOMB!
Stevie Rae: And that song just went into really bad territory.
Me: ONE BY ONE WE BIT THE DUST! KICK THE BUCKET AND BEGIN TO RUST! GIVE UP YOUR GHOST WHEN YOU NUMBERS UP! WE ALL FALL DOWN!*I sing the last part with a evil look in my eye*
Loren: I'm dead aren't I?
Me: ASHES TO ASHES, AND BONES TO PASTE! YOU'LL WITHER AWAY IN YOUR RESTING PLACE! ETERNITY IN A WOODEN CASE! WE ALL FALL DOWN!*same evil look in my eye at the last part then I do a little dance*
Stark: Well at least we know how she gets so messed up and violent. If she listens to songs like this.
Zoey: That's true.
Me: I IS FOR ISSAC WHO LOST HIS FRONT BRAKES! J IS FOR JOHNNY WHO WAS BITTEN BY SNAKES!*holds out snake then throws it to the cast who freaks out a bit since it's a diamond back* K IS FOR KIMMY WHO WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD! L IS FOR LARRY WHO BLEED AND BLEED!
Stevie Rae: Even I'm getting a little disturbed by that line.
Me: M IS FOR MARIE WHO WAS BURNT TO A CRISP! N IS FOR NICK WHO WAS PUMMBLED BY FIST! O IS FOR OLIVE WHO LIVED LIFE TO FAST! P IS FOR PAT WHO SWALLOWED SOME GLASS! *leaning back with the microphone*
Dallas: Please tell me that this is almost over.
Me: LALA LALA LALA LA LA LA LA LALA LALA LA LA LA!… *this continues for several times and still leaning back further still*
Me: *stands up strait with the microphone again with hands behind my back for a while* ALRIGHT LADS! ALL TOGTHER NOW! *starts gripping the microphone* ONE BY ONE WE BIT THE DUST!*punches mic stand but still holds onto the mic* KICK THE BUCKET AND BEGIN TO RUST! GIVE UP YOUR GHOST WHEN YOUR NUMBERS UP! WE ALL FALL DOWN! ASHES TO ASHES, AND BONES TO PASTE! YOU'LL WITHER AWAY IN YOUR RESTING PLACE! ETERNATY IN A WOODEN CASE! WE ALL FALL DOWN! *same evil look amplified in a freaky pose*
Zoey: Is it just me? Or does she seem scarier then usual?
Aphrodite: No, she's defiantly scarier.
The Twins: Way scarier.
Me: Q IS FOR QUETIN WHO TOOK THE WRONG TRAIL! R IS FOR REYNA WHO ROTTED IN JAIL! S IS FOR STEVE WHO WAS SHOT WITH A BOW!
Zoey: I thought you said…
Stark: Please don't make any jokes about that.
Me: T IS FOR TORI WHO FROZE IN THE SNOW! U IS FOR URICH WHO'S TRAMPLED HOOVES! V IS FOR VANESSA WHO FELL OFF A ROOF! W IS WILLIAM WHO WAS HIT BY A CAR! X IS FOR XAVIER WHO SUNK IN THE TAR! Y IS FOR YESSY WHO FELL FROM A PLANE! Z IS FOR ZACK WHO! SIMPLY! WENT!… INSANE! *then I start laughing like I went insane*
Aphrodite: Was all that really necessary?
Me: HELLOOOOOOOO! FAN FICTION! I have returned! With good news and bad. The bad news is that this is the last segment of my little truth or dare game.
Me: But there is good news! Today I will be giving you what you all have been wanting and been reviewing for, for I don't know how long!
Erin: *whispering* Who is she talking to Twin?
Shaunee: *whispers back* Don't know Twin.
Me: *clears throat but is interrupted*
Stark: What the hell was that?
Me: Me clearing my throat?
Stark: The Song!
Me: Okay! Jeez. You don't have to shout. It's called, what else? Gorey Demise by one of the best bands of all time!
Me: Creature Feature!
Me: I'm not surprised you don't know. They're this Halloween band. But they only released one album that I really want. Anyway, people are expecting something here so can I move on?
Loren: One more question!
Me: Of course you would have one. What is it?
Loren: Where did you find them?
Me: Where else? YouTube. Now anymore questions?
Everybody but Loren: *shakes their heads*
Loren: *raises his hand*
Me: *raises eyebrow with my arms across my chest in my serious look*
Loren: *lowers his hand*
Me: That's what I thought. Now then. *pulls out the mic again and clears throat* LOREN BLAKE! Deceased Poet Lit. of the Tulsa House of Night! This! Is! Your! DARE!
*a fake applause sounds*
Loren: What the hell?
Me: Like I said before. You wouldn't believe how many people been waiting for your dare. So I figured I'd give the people what they want., and added in an applause thingy.
Damien: That seems wasteful.
Me: Yeah well, Maria deals with stuff like that. And she can just make them disappear so, technically, it's not.
Me: Anyway… Back to the good stuff. *I walk up to Loren with a suspicious smile*
Loren: So… What is my dare exactly?
Me: Nothing much really. It's pretty simple.
Loren: Like the other's were? *points to still traumatized Neferet and Kalona and a still bruised up Erik and Dallas*
Me: Nope. With Neferet, she probably had to use some power so it could have been easy and maybe it could've taken some serious concentration. Kalona… I sent him to a forest for three days without provisions. Sure it was filled with raping squirrels, but even if I didn't send him to the squirrels it'd still be somewhat of a challenge. Dallas actually did put effort into his dare. He beat up a piñata!
Dallas: Which almost caused me death!
Me: Your still alive aren't you? Anyway and Erik's dare should've have been hard. But no he was a complete ass and said it way to easily.
Erik: I took it back!
Me: Whatever. And with Dragon…
Loren: I never mentioned…
Me: I chewed him out and killed a death row convict. And he knew that he was in deep shit when I gave him his dare. This time I swear I'm not gonna do anything to you.
Loren: You didn't do anything to Kalona and Dallas either.
Me: They were planned. Made arrangements. Those don't count.
Loren: So what is my dare?
Me: *pulls out a picture of Johnny C.(look him up)* You see this guy?
Loren: *confused* Yeah? How could I not? He's really…. Wacky looking.
Loren: What? It was the first thought that popped into my mind..
Me: I'm glad you feel that way Loren. 'Cause your dare is to call him that. Track him down and call him wacky.
Me: You heard me. Take the picture if you want. And when you exit through the exit door, your gonna see a hallway with a bunch of doors. Take the one that's three doors to the left. Can't miss it. It's a big black door.
Loren: Your letting me go?
Me: Well you can't find him here. And if I use Maria, then it would ruin it and would be pretty stupid. And besides like everybody else the chip I installed in you has a tracking devise so I know if you'll try to escape.
Me: Oops. Did I forget to mention that you all have chips that I implemented in all of you as soon as I brought you all here that releases 10 million volts of electricity when the people I like lie on their truth's or when the people I hate really, really, really, REALLY bug me that also doubles as a tracking devise?
Me: Oopsy. That's a fail on my part. Anyway you should be on you way Loren. Oh and if it's not too much of a bother, do you think you could hook up this camera in a nearby area before you call him wacky? Please?
Loren: Why? *takes the tiny camera*
Me: Because like I said this one I made no arrangements for. And I need to make sure you do your dare.
Loren: Okay. Sounds fair enough. *heads for the exit door*
Me: Remember! It's on the third door to the left! THE LEFT!
Me: *I pull out a little monitor with a blinking dot on it* Okie dokie then. He took the right one. JAKE!
Jake: Yes Miss 16?
Me: How's about a little snack?
Jake: Pop corn Miss 16?
Me: You always know what I like!
*Jake leave for popcorn*
Me: *notices the stares* What?
Aphrodite: What's the catch here?
Me: If you want to know then stay tuned.
Aphrodite: Maybe I didn't say it clear enough. Where did you send him to?
Me: Oh like any of you care.
Zoey: True. But What with your usual patterns of dares…
Me: Okay. Okay. So I may know the guy I sent Loren to. But I meant it when I said I made no arragments. I only know him like I know all of you… Especially him! *I say the last part like a very evil, ticked off demon while pointing at Dragon*
Dragon: What was that?
Me: *still speaking in demon voice* You know what you did… YOU BASTARD! Anyhow I know him through a book. But I don't know him personally.
Me: Nope. Just a morbid fan girl.
Jake: Your pop-corn Miss 16. Air popped with melted butter drizzling over several pieces with paprika, cyan, black pepper, your hot sauce, and, of course, parmesan cheese. *he says as he hands me the huge bucket of pop-corn*
Me: EEEE! Thankies Jake! You are the best! Did you…
Jake: Pulls out a bottle of soda.
Me: YOU DID! You think up of everything don't you? *pats his head* Thank you Jake. You may go now.
Jake: Yes Miss 16.
Zoey: Cyan and hot sauce on pop-corn?
Me: Humph. Don't knock it till you try it. Plus it's just spicy. And it reminds me a much better time in my life with my Nana. Before she turned into a health and religious freak. And ironically enough it was during when I was still going through treatment.
Dallas: Of therapy?
Me: Man do I wish! No, hospitalized treatment. I went through chemo.
*everybody shuts up*
Everybody: You have Caner?
Me: No! I have an immune disorder. It attacked my kidneys. I couldn't eat a lot of salt other wise I'd bloat up like a balloon. So my Nana made up her own recipe for air popped pop-corn for me. But that's all in the past now. It happened years ago. I like to only remember the nice things.
Me: *pulls out tracker and the T.V.* Holy jlip!
Me: What? Its my word. Anyway.. I didn't think he would find him so fast. *focuses attention to the t.v. where Loren is standing right behind Johnny C.*
Zoey: He wasn't kidding. That guy does look pretty wa… *I smother out her word*
Me: Shhh… We don't know if he can hear you.
Zoey: *gives a confused WTF face*
Stark: What are you talking about?
Me: Just shut up! I wanna watch this. Sits in chair in front of the T.V. and starts munching on pop-corn*
Johnny C.: Excuse me. But you've been behind me for a while. And it's really annoying. Would you mind to stop being behind me.
Loren: Uh.. Sorry. I was just…
Johnny C.: Just what? *curious look in one of his eyes*
Loren: Nothing important. *says nervously*
Me: JUST GET TO IT!
Stark: I thought you wanted to watch it.
Me: Shush! *evil look in my eye that spells death then goes back to the T.V.
Johnny C.: ….Is there something you want to say? *clearly annoyed*
Loren: Nothing but how wacky looking you are. *he says soo naively*
Johnny C.: *you see something snap in his eyes as he goes nuts* What did you say? *he says in a dark voice*
Loren: Uh… I called you wacky? (A/N: oh what an idiot)
Johnny C.: WACKY? What the hell kind of ass word is that? God Damnit! I fucking hate that word! And for it to be used to describe my appearance… FUCK!
Aphrodite: This nut-ball doesn't take insults lightly does he?
Me: No. Now SHUSH! I wanna watch this! *goes back to the T.V.*
Loren: Look… I didn't mean to insult you… I just… *tries to back away* Well… Look at you. (A/N: moron)
Johnny C.: I'll show you fucking wacky.. I SHOW YOU WACKY! *he yells as you can see the murder in his eyes from space*
*hours of horrible, gruesome, painful, bloody, gore with Loren's pain filled screams*
Johnny C.: *puts his knifes away* Now then… what was I doing before? *sticks his tongue out trying to think* Aw fuck it. I'll just get a cherry Brain-Freezy.
*T.V. turns off as soon as Johnny walks away whistling Beethoven*
Everybody: *jaw dropped and traumatized for life* What the…
Aphrodite: What the hell did we just see?
Zoey: I don't think I'll ever un-see that!
Jack: Damien! I'm so scarred!
Damien: Me too! That was just terrible!
Erik/Stark: Even I don't think he deserved that!
Neferet/Kalona/Rephiam: Even I think that's bad.
Everyone(else) I like: That's bad!
Dragon: What the fu…
Me: …*still staring at the screen*
Aphrodite: Well are you happy, 16? Are did you finally see something so gorey that it finally shut you up?
Zoey: I'd take that as a…
Me: HOLY MOTHER FUCKER! THAT HAD TO BE THE MOST EPIC THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! HOLY SHIT! I WAS A WHITNESS TO JOHNNY C.'S, JOHNNY'S KILLING! IN FULL DETAIL! AND I GOT IT ALL ON VEDIO! MY LIFE IS SWEET!
Stark: YOU ACTUALLY LIKED ALL THAT?
Me: Duh! Oh my god! I gotta call Sophie! *pulls out cell phone and punches in number*
Stark: You really are a sadist! You just sent a man to his demise. I mean what kind of heartless person are you?
Me: He was a pedophile! And he took your girlfriends virginity! What? Sorry yelling at Stark…. No not the book….
Me: Yeah-huh…. Well guess who's dare I just did?… Yup…. I sent him to Nny. *a scream of delight can be heard through the phone* Believe it Sophie! I even have it all on video!… I know I am.
Aphrodite: EXCUSE ME!
Me: Huh? Oh sorry Sophie. I gotta go I have some explaining to do. But we can totally watch it later. It is epic-ness like you wouldn't believe!… I bet you would. Bye! *I hang up* Yes?
Zoey: What the hell was all of that?
Me: Well you see I have this friend who really loves Nny just as much as I do, but I gotta warn you, she's ten times more screwed up then I am. In fact…
Aphrodite: Not your jacked up friendships! What we just saw!
Me: Oh you just saw Nny kill Loren. Really brutally. My favorite part was when he brought the salad tongs out. I've always wondered what he meant by, 'He's done terrible things with salad tongs.' Now I know.
Stark: You sick, sadist bitch!
Me: Why are you all yelling at me? As far as I can tell.. None of you liked him. Sure I had him on my slight pity list, but remember, that doesn't count here. Besides I said I wanted him to die a far more gruesome death. And I kept my word. I didn't kill him.
Erik: No. You just sent him to his death.
Me: He was gonna die anyway. Besides his death was the price I had to pay to bring him and Jack back. Also, it was either him or Jack to meet a gruesome death. Guess which one I thought would be WAY better.
Dallas: But still… That was just.. Wait. What deal?
Me: Do you guess honestly think that your just have the black and white bull? Puh-lease. I have my resources. And the deal was that I could bring both back, just as long as one dies sooner then the other in the way I wanted them to die. As you can well imagine, I never wanted Jack to die so I had no other for him to die. So it was Loren.
Aphrodite: And that psychopath?
Me: Nny? Oh I can tell you all kinds of stuff 'bout him. See his real name is Johnny C. But he likes to be called Nny.
Me: Well what do you get when you take away the first three letters in the name Johnny?
Me: Yup. But anyway.. As you can probably guess… he's a homicidal maniac. He's from the comic/graphic novel, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Which is pretty self-explanatory what it's about.
Me: Look. I know you all never heard of JtHM until now. But really.. Did you expect anything less of me? I mean I've been building his dare up for I don't know how long.
Dragon: But that all was too much! Have you no mercy?
Me: *eye twitches* What did you say?
Me: I could've sworn you said something to me about having no mercy.
Dragon: I did.
Me: *eye twitches fallowed by a very violent, very brief body spasm*
Dallas: Considering that, that was almost how that Nny guy started out before killing Loren.. Your screwed.
Me: Are you.. You out of all people, talking to me about having mercy? I say with a manic look in my eyes*
Dragon: Well.. You… *walking away from me as I walk up to him*
Me: AW HELL NO! You do NOT talk to me about mercy! You have no right!
Dragon: What are you talking about?
Me: You know very damn well what I'm talking about! I could take Dallas talking me down about mercy. Hell, I'd even take it from Neferet or Kalona! But you? FUCK NO! Yeah, sure I led Loren to his death, but at least I kept my word! At least I didn't start out as a troubled seed! At least I have some sense of control! You are the absolute worst, Dragon Lankford! Or should I call you by your real name, Bryon?
Dragon: How the hell do you know that name?
Me: The same way I know that only reason why Anastasia ever loved you was because she thought she could change you. God Damnit was she wrong on that count! She thought that if she was in your life, even if she would die, if she taught you something about mercy you would take it to heart so you wouldn't end up like that hate filled, hater magnet, bastard you are now! You jack-ass!
Shaunee: Anyone else have a clue …
Erin: …What she's talking about?
*everybody shakes their heads*
Me: And what do you do? You throw it all away because you are an a-hole! *I start changing turning very demonic with reptile eyes and tentacles coming out of my back and my skin going paler*
Dragon: What the..?
Me: That's it! *pulls out a chainsaw out of nowhere* Mummy;s Little Helper gonna taste vampyre blood tonight!
Dragon: *screams in terror as soon as he sees the familiar chain-saw*
*Camera Man and Snowflake hold me down while Jake tries to grab my chain-saw without getting cut, then a dart is shot at my neck I turn normal while passing out*
Erik: The fuck was that?
Maria: She was just over angered. That happens a lot. Be glad we stopped her before she really goes blind with rage. It's never good when that happens.
Zoey: And you are?
Maria: Maria. Practically care taker here. And she will be passed out for quite some time. But my guess is even if she wakes up works off her anger it would still be bad and she would be saying the same thing. So you might as well go on to your normal lives. She'll be fine. Take her the anger room boys.
*Camera Man and Snowflake nod and escort my life-less body to the anger room while I mumble something about hamster tubes in a person*
Stevie Rae: Ya sure?
Maria: Positive. For those of you who are on her hate list I'd advice the forth, white, door to the right with the spattered black. And for those on her like list, the first, purple, door to the left that looks like it came from the 1920's.
Maria: I'd use this opportunity to take the chance to leave. She tends to wake up even more angry when she is forced to sleep while in a rage rant, and even worse so when she has a bizzaro dream, which considering her mumbling, is a dozy.
*everybody flees to the door*
Maria: Works every time.
Me: Ugh.. What hit me? Damn another weird dream. What happened? Oh yeah, Dragon pushed my buttons. Hey, where is everybody.
Maria: I sent them home telling them you would wake up with a huge temper.
Me: So in other words… you lied?
Maria: Had to get rid of them.
Me: Your awesome Maria. Now where the hell is some soda? I need some caffeine and you know how much I hate coffee. Need to wake up.
Maria: I'll go fetch Jake for you.
Me: I wonder if all my readers and reviewers were pleased with this chapter? Oh well.
Well? Were you? I know, I know… sucky ending. But I have no other way to ending it. Oh and the reason why I snapped at Dragon like that and knew all that much was because I got Dragon's Oath while in Vegas. I read it in one night. That thing was full of surprises and new facts that made my jaw drop. It was a pretty good book, worth your time and money to get, but it just makes you hate Dragon ten times more. Oh well I hoped you enjoyed this story and this final chapter. I will see you all in my other stories. 16 is over and out for good! BYE!