My new big sister Scarlett is coming up soon. I'm totally amazingly incredibly excited. Mum said I need to be nice to her. Dad said not to say anything about her Mum. I thought maybe her Mum had died but it turned out her Mum had enough of her and her trouble at school. Apparently she tried to kill the school cook! Well, not exactly kill, but, y'know, pot-ay-to pot-ah-to.
She'll be here in two days' time. That's 48 hours. That's ages. I did the maths and I think it's 2880 minutes. But I'm not sure.
Mum's baby will take even longer. So at least I have Scarlett.