Monty Python and the Land of Zombies

Chapter 1- the Realization

"Come men" shouted king Arthur "we must continue our quest to find the unholy fountain of cheese!".

"Excuse me sir" said sir Bedivere "why are we looking for and unholy item?"

"To destroy it of course!" replied king arthur "Then no creature may drink it delicious unholy cheese!"

"Hey look!" shouted sir Robin "It's sir Not appearing in this film! Maybe he can help us!"

"No" replied king Arthur "his name is sir not appearing in this film! If he came with us his name would be sir appearing in this film!"

"But sir" replied sir robin "This isn't a film, this is a fan fiction that is written, thats why we didn't bring sir not appearing in this fan fiction."

"oh ya" said sir robin "SIR NOT APPEARING IN THIS FILM, IT'S KING ARTHUR, COME HERE!"

he yelled

"ah hello sir" said sir Not appearing in this film "still looking for the holy grail?"

"Umm.. kind of.. we got arrested when we got to the castle" replies king arthur

"wait you went to prison?" shouted sir not appearing in this film "how did you get out!"

"he's a king you bleak." said sir Gallahad "he's the bloody one who sends people to jail!"

"WELL EXUSE ME FOR NOT KNOWING SOMETHING I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING!" shouted sir not appearing in this film

The two men argued for a whole swallow's matting season until king arthur said that if they kept arguing that he would say ni to them and they shut up as fast as a swallow does a backflip.

"Will you accompany us?" inquired king Arthur

"Of course I will my king!" said sir not appearing in this film with a grin

So the set off galloping on their "horses" to the location of the unholy fountain of cheese they spent many days and night trying to find the unholy fountain of cheese.

After about 2. they found a castle where they decided to see if they could stay for the night.

"HELLO!" shouted king arthur to the top of the tower "WHO LIVES HERE!".

There was no answer.

"I AM KING ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITTANS ME AND MY MEN WISH TO STAY THE NIGHT IN YOUR CASTLE!" he shouted again

from in side the castle he heard a faint "aaaarmlooooogar" then the castle doors opened.

"Hmm" said sir Bedivere "i guess they will let us stay."

when they entered they saw what appeared to be the women of the castle of anthrax.

"Hello ladies!" said sir Gallihad "I'm back!".

The women turned around revealing they're decomposing faces and green skin

"OH MY GOD!" shouted sir gallihad "YOU'VE GOTTEN FAT!".

"no,no" said sir bedivere "i believe they have whats known as ioviougqiwb, which is what causes people to become zombies."

"that would explain the green skin and lack of jaw bones for some of them." replied sir Gallihad

"roolonash?" said the zombie women

"men," said king arthur "I think we should run away!"

"way ahead of ya!" shouted sir robin who was already about 1.738645095 miles away from them.

They all fled with the decomposing and pretty ugly zombie women chasing them.