Baby

BPOV

Edward was driving his Volvo down an old winding road. We had just come back from the meadow and were going to his house. As we turned the last bend in the road a vampire was standing there. Edward hit the brakes and I flew, jerking into my seat belt. As Edward was inspecting me, the vampire opened Edward's door. There was a blinding light and I couldn't see. I could hear Edward yell in shock and fear. The light began to dim and the vampire that once stood at the car door was gone.

When I turned to look at Edward I found a 14 month old baby in his seat. He had bronze hair and green eyes. When he noticed me he started clapping.

"La…la…la," he chanted. If I wasn't so freaked out it would have been cute. I didn't know how to approach this situation, I felt like I was on an episode of Punk'd and was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out. When no one appeared a couple of minutes later I realized this was really happening. My fiancee had been turned into a baby and I had no clue what to do.

Edward, unaware of my mental breakdown, began to screech to get my attention. I turned to him and picked him up out of his seat. Once I had him in my arms, he rested his head on my chest and began to doze off. I looked over him as he slept. Edward was a beautiful baby; with a cute button nose, chubby legs and little round tummy. His bronze hair still stuck up in every direction and he had that fresh baby smell.

As he dozed I got in the driver's seat and started the car. How the heck am I supposed to get to the Cullen's house, I wondered? I searched everywhere for Edward's cell phone but couldn't find it.

As I put the car into drive Edward's diaper started vibrating. Seriously I thought. You have got to be kidding me. The whole time it was in his diaper. I put my hand down his diaper and pulled out the phone. I took a deep breath before I answered.

"Hello"?