Okay, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I kinda just had to after seeing how badly this had snowballed.
This fic wasn't serious in any way. It was a parody of the fact that there is Tetris fanfiction at all. I mean, come on, I GIVE THE BLOCKS GENDERS AND HAVE THEM HUG. Seriously? Who would actually buy that?
I would have probably just shaken my head and laughed at the people talking about it on Tumblr, but today, I discovered that there is a dramatic reading for it too. o-0
So I just had to clear this up, because I don't want everyone to remember this instead of my serious fics.
Nothing to see here, move along...