"What can You Do"

Chris Jericho,Stephanie McMahon and Kurt Angle

[Chris:]

Boys and girls wanna hear a true story?

About a Princess named Stephanie

And a ass name Hunter

They had the perfect marrige for two years

Up until he tore his quad,leaving her in tears

She was there during his operation

Waiting with him during his recuperation

Months passed as she sat there on his side

Going along with the ride

She went back to WWF

With a mission,that had commission

Insulted,but she kept her head high

Alway wondering why

She never did cry

Till one day they said....

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[Kurt,Steph &Chris]

What can she do?, if her husband an ass

thinking he's all that,walking around talking smack

when he is really a jack-ass

10 months of recovering,didn't make a diffrence

She bought ECW

Her brother Shane bought WCW

but both lived in shame

He came back walking like he was da man

but he really didn't give damn

She took care of him all that time

Not making it a crime

He never said "thank you"

he only thanked a few

He embarassed her on t.v

But we all know he really has v.d

He demanded a divorce

she didn't take it very well

so she made his life a living hell

Jericho tore his quad,like he did before

And it sure looked hardcore

but what can she do if her husband was a ass?

[Kurt:]

Girl you aint the only one

cause I know you ain't done

But leave it to us cause well show him

Just like Uncle Jim

This might come out mean

but he might take it lean

Hunter your a jack-ass

his nose is huge

Like a moose

He looks like a gorilla

Except he's vanillia

But what can you do

when ya got the flu

trying to rhyme

ain't easy as a dime

All I know is he's a ass

and She a Princess

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[Stephanie]

Ooooo

Then he said, "Lifes a bitch then you marry one"

Knowing i was the one

I dind't fall with a fight

I made him pay that night

Burning all his pictures and tapes

Heck he did look like a ape

I didn't make a mistake

I got everything i could take,from him

His put downs

Made me look like a clown

But i told him he was going down

But what can you do when your husband is a ass?

Oooo, oooo, oooo-(yea, yea, yea, yea)

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What can she do?, if her husband an ass

thinking he's all that,walking around talking smack

when he is really a jack-ass

10 months of recovering,didn't make a diffrence

She bought ECW

Her brother Shane bought WCW

but both lived in shame

He came back walking like he was da man

but he really didn't give damn

She took care of him all that time

Not making it a crime

He never said "thank you"

he only thanked a few

He embarassed her on t.v

But we all know he really has v.d

He demanded a divorce

she didn't take it very well

so she made his life a living hell

Jericho tore his quad,like he did before

And it sure looked hardcore

but what can she do if her husband was a ass?

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