"Number One"

[Feat:Kurt Angle and Lita]



Uh uh uh

Let me tell ya how it goes

I was number 1

Then a looser had to come and ruin the fun

Yeah

Name Chris Jericho and I'm let it down

people looking at me like I'm a clown

I ain't no has-been

I'm a sexy thing

Call me cocky

Cause I hate Rocky

Shezzy my nezzy

Fomeezy

I don't know what I saying

I just playing

Let get this straight

I was the first Undisputed Champ

HHH called his wife a Tramp

He was gone for 10 months

Thanks to me

I'm not sad

hell no I'm glad

I put him out once

And can sure as hell do it again'

Be rollin' in strech limos

sleeping with pillows

20's on my Benz

Wait...i got a Escalde

Eh eh eh can you hear it....

[Chours]

I-am Number 1

The Ape

who likes to hate

is number 2

Pin Rock and Austin 1.2.3

If ya know what i mean

Jelly Bean

They say I'm cocky

Like i give a damn

Mitchell Cole better watch his back

Cause i will attack

calling me Egotistical,Cocky and Arrogant

Uh uh uh homie don't know what's coming to him

Just like Kurt did to Uncle Jim

Cocky Egotistal who cares

I'm a Living Legend

And I-am Number 1

The Ape is the 2nd that ain't a winner (yeah)

And the third champ no one will remember (hey hey hey)

what does it take to be number one?

Cause I ain't done

Hey hey hey hey yeah yeah

[Lita]

Do ya like when they shine your belts?

Champ? Get 'em all shinny?

Show 'em around

never lettin' them touch tha ground

Ya better respect

Oh yeah yeah hey hey



[Kurt]

I was the Number one Contender

Till they made me surrender

Flair made the match

But it had a catch

No Steph at ring side

I lost,shame the pain

But i knew he would have a un-successful regain

Cause he was up with Jericho,the Legend

Many say sent from Heven

But i wouldn't know

Word on the street

was that HHH had stinky feet(phew)

As curious as I'm i had to find out

Oh oh sweat mother of god It was true

Damn true

Oh yeah back to the story

HHH may have won at WrestleMania

My homie Booker T

Who i thought was Mr.T(Uh uh)

Calls HHH a sucka

but i call him Bucko

Rhyming ain't hard

it's just like playing cards

Jericho is out to kick some ass

Leaving HHH a crippled mess

Just liked he did to the rest (oh yeah)

Name is Kurt Angle

I'm a Onlympic Gold Medalist

Who won;t be afraid to throw some fist

But Jericho is Number 1

The Ape

And i don't make a mistake

Is Number 2

[Chorus]

[Chris]

Tried of people lookin' down at me

Like a freakin' flee

I've been hip-hoppin'

and crisscrossing

People look at me like I'm a joke

well that's not all folks!

I'm the Ayatohllah of Rock 'n Rolla(wooo)

The Living Legend(oh yeah)

Your Role Model(uh uh uh)

I-am Nuber one (yeah yeah )

Making fun or hair

you just be prepaird

Cause I'm gonna

Break the Walls Down

HHH made a big mistake

damn that Ape

Messing with Y2J

Hurting him won't be no shame

oh and I may

I will laugh in his face

Just like the rest when they say

He Ain't all that and a bag of chips

Stop walking around like he's the shit

Talking smack

stupid jack-ass

But who cares

what he wears

Cause I-am Number one

Yeah yeah yeah uh uh uh



[(Chorus) - repeat until fade]