Title: Welcome to Facebook

Summary: Bleach characters are exposed to Facebook.

Warnings: Language, jokes, spoilers, character bashing

Disclaimer: It all belongs to Tite Kubo, I'm just a coffee addict.

a/n: Btw… I'm a Facebook addict. So for me, this would be awesome if they did have FB profiles…


Welcome to Facebook!

Log in OR Create an account! It's free and always will be.

First Name: Ichigo

Last Name: Kurosaki

Your E-mail: deathstrawberry15yahoo(dot)com

Re-enter E-mail: deathstrawberry15yahoo(dot)com

*Hint: When creating your password, try to make it something that you can remember easily but that is hard for others to guess.

New Password: ihateitwhenshecallsmekurosaki-kun

(Password strength: GREAT)

I am (select sex): Male

Birthday: July 15


You have now signed up for Facebook! Start by finding friends with the new 'friend finder'. Type in your e-mail or other communication device to search other possible Facebook friends!

Searching…

Rukia Kuchiki

Options for Rukia Kuchiki:

Check profile

Add as friend*

*Sending friend request…


A Month Later


Log in:

E-mail: deathstrawberry15yahoo(dot)com

Password: *********************************

Keep me logged in: (check)

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Update your security information

If there is ever a problem with your account, this information will make it easier for you to log back in and connect with your friends.

Security Question: (Type your own)

Who would you do- Grimmjow or Byakuya?

Answer:

Duh. Both.

Security Updated!


Friend Requests:

Nnoitra Jiruga

Tite Kubo

Ulquiorra Shiffer

Accept friend request (s)?

News Feed Update: Ichigo Kurosaki is now friends with Ulquiorra Shiffer and two other people.


Messages: ONE NEW MESSAGE FROM:

Renji Abarai

Subject: no subject

Are we still going to save Orihime next weekend? Rukia says she's having a party this Friday, you should come so we can get wasted lol.

Reply from Ichigo Kurosaki:

Uh, Renji, you're so late. Ishida, Chad and I are already in Hueco Mundo, didn't you see my last status?

-(Ichigo Kurosakiis totally about to invade Hueco Mundo, hell yeah! ;)

Posted two days ago from Garganta

Comments:

Captain Yamamoto OMG WUT)-

Reply from Renji Abarai:

Well fuck.


Notifications:

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques posted on your wall.

To Ichigo Kurosaki's Profile

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques Hope yer ready to die, shinigami! :P

(Nnoitra Jiruga and Aizen Sousuke like this.)

Comments:

Nnoitra Jiruga lmao!

Ichigo Kurosaki Of course you can beat me with your ONE ARM. Lame (Chad Sado likes this)

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques Let me count. One arm, two arms… oh, well lookie there! I've got yer little girlfriend to heal me up.

Ichigo Kurosaki WTF (Grimmjow Jeagerjaques likes this)

Orihime Inoue Sorry Kurosaki-kun

Ulquiorra Shiffer ^dislike (17 people like this)


News Feed:

Shinji Hirako Ichigo Kurosaki went to Hueco Mundo, but he forgot his balls lol

(6 people like this)

Comments:

Rukia Kuchiki What does that mean?

Shinji Hirako Idk, just wanted to say balls (9 people like this)


Tite Kubo likes FILLERS

Comments:

Fan-base FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


Orihime Inoue is bored

(Uryu Ishida and 2 others like this)

Comments:

Ulquiorra Shiffer Stfu, woman (4 people like this)


Uryu Ishida Quincy's rule, Soul reapers drool

Comments:

Mayuri Kurotsuchi this is why we killed all of you


Kenpachi 'Kenny' Zuraki So how exactly do you find out your zanpakuto name?

Comments:

Ichigo Kurosaki lol, thought you didn't need it

Kenpachi 'Kenny' Zuraki stfu, it's just that I wanna know what it is

Yachiru Kusajishi Kenny it doesn't matter now let's go get some ice cream! :D :D :D :D (15 people like this)


Kaname Tousen wants to cut off Grimmjow's arm again

(5 people like this)

Comments:

Gin Ichimaru …how the hell are you using Facebook?


Hinamori Momo I miss Aizen-sama!

Comments:

Izuru Kira I wish there was a dislike button (4 people like this)

Toshiro Hitsugaya I wish there was a 'will you shut up already' button (6 people like this)


Grimmjow Jeagerjaquesis in a relationship with Ichigo Kurosaki. *heart*

(Fan-girls like this)

Comments:

Ichigo Kurosaki how the hell did you do that without me approving? (Grimmjow Jeagerjaques likes this)


Kisuke Urahara Yoruichi's cat voice makes me lmao

(8 people like this)


Ulquiorra Shiffer Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing, don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding –Papa Roach

Comments:

Gin Ichimaru lol, you're so emo (7 people like this)


Bounts We should invade Soul Society again~

Comments:

Tite Kubo Who the fuck are you? (48 people like this)


Aizen Sousuke Facebook is part of my plan.

(22 people like this)


-fin-