A/N: So, if you've read my profile, you'll see that I'm a big Klaine shipper. And I've just realised now that I haven't actually written a Klaine story.
You have no idea how catastrophic this is.
So I'm changing it RIGHT NOW. Intended to be funny, little text conversations between Kurt and Blaine.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN GLEE () or Kurt () or Blaine ().
Kurt: What are you doing?
Kurt: What's a zyzzyva?
Blaine: Don't you know what a zyzzyva is? :O
Kurt: No… should I?
Blaine: But of course.
Kurt: Fine. What is a zyzzyva?
Kurt: What are you doing?
Kurt: Why are you texting me lots of triple dots?
Blaine: Because you didn't ask.
Kurt: Yes, I did! I specifically asked, 'what is a zyzzyva'?
Blaine: You didn't ask properly.
Kurt: Great. Blaine, I'll love you forever if you tell me what a zyzzyva is.
Blaine: Already been there. You said that if I told you what a hogget was.
Kurt: No I didn't!
Blaine: Yeah, you did.
Kurt: Oh damn, I did as well.
Blaine: Ha. Anyway, we're going out. You already love me forever.
Blaine: Are you sure you don't want to know what a zyzzyva is?
Blaine: You know you do, really.
Kurt: The use of capitals doesn't change the situation.
Kurt: Not changing.
Kurt: Please stop spamming my texts.
Blaine: Why should I?
Kurt: You're not going to stop until I ask, are you?
Blaine: That's for my knowledge only.
Kurt: You're so infuriating sometimes.
Blaine: And that's why you love me.
Kurt: Fine. Blaine. Please tell me what a zyzzyva is.
Blaine: There we go. A zyzzyva is a tropical American weevil.
Kurt: That was not worth this conversation.
Blaine: Oh, but it was.
Kurt: No. It is only trumped by tamaraw which I spent about $3 on texts to find out and it turned out to be a water buffalo.
Blaine: That was hilarious.
Kurt: Where do you actually learn all of these useless names?
Kurt: My Biology classes were never that weird.
Blaine: Yes, but you're a sophomore and I'm a junior.
Kurt: You're saying that we do the boring stuff in sophomore year then the pointless stuff in junior.
Kurt: This is a colossal waste of my money.
Blaine: That you could be spending on clothes?
Blaine: If you say so.
Kurt: Fine, yes, I could be spending it on clothes.
Blaine: But surely talking to your boyfriend is more fulfilling?
Kurt: Not when he's talking about zyzzyva. What's the plural of that? Zyzzyvas? Zyzzyvae?
Blaine: Honestly, Kurt. It's zyzzyve.
Kurt: Now you're just being silly.
Blaine: Yes I am.
Kurt: I'll see you at the weekend, Blaine. GOODNIGHT.
A/N: Well? Should I continue their little texting conversation? Or just leave it as a one-shot? Reviews very VERY welcome.