1. You prefer men-men's love over hetero love anytime

2. You go "Aww..." and "SQUEE~!" and when you see two men being lovie-dovie in front of you

3. You insist on searching every yaoi pairing possible even in the most innocent animes

4. You watch two men having a slightly close relationship and would instantly think of them snogging each other naked on bed

5. Your anime collection consists of boy love anime instead of the usual anime people would collect, i.e. Gravitation, Boys Love Hyper, Marginal Princes, Tactics...

6. You own TV series created by hey! Channel i.e. The Lair, Dante's Cove...

7. You have a thing for twincest, especially boys

8. Your manga collection in your computer consists of doujin scanlations of either original or fan-doujins, regardless if you can read Japanese or not

9. You can never look at two guys the same way ever again

10. You get turned on by looking at two men shagging instead of the normal hentai

11. You join a Fight for Gay Rights cause

12. You love to sing "It's OK to be Gay" by Tomboy during your free time

13. Your drawings (if you're an artist) consists of yaoi 90% of the time

14. You don't mind your boyfriend (if you're an open-minded girl) to get 'easy' on his male colleagues

15. You would encourage your boyfriend to kiss his male friends and even prepare your 3G phone to shoot them

16. Even if there is already a hetero pairing in an anime, you would create some sort of story (if you are a fanfic writer) that make their relationship no longer existant and pair it with your fav boy

17. Even if there is totally no room for a yaoi pairing to exist in a cartoon or anime, you pair crack!ones anyways or create an OC to match with your fav boy

18. You see any gesture that is slightly suggestive, even though it is just a friendly hug, as yaoi

19. You would be seen surfing websites that are yaoi-based and hunt for delicious man sex

20. You've already paired up all the characters in your favorite anime

21. You're favorite guy on any tv show is the gay one, in real life or in the show

22. When you hear someone say fake, you get really excited and ask, "Where?"

23. You see an anime couple and automatically don't like the girl

24. You find yourself constantly hitting command H/windows M

25. You have to delete files just to make room for your massive yaoi doujinshi collection

26. Yaoi is a constant segue in your conversations

27. You wish you were a boy just so you could be a part of the magic

28. You try to convince your brother/cousin/male friend that he's gay

29. You start pairing up female characters so you can put the male characters together

30. You beg your boyfriend to make out with another guy in front of you

31. You force your boyfriend to watch gravitation and to like it

32. You force your boyfriend to cosplay a male character that is gay and you cosplay his male partner

33. You have more yaoi doujinshi than music on your computer.

34. You try to search for something on google or youtube and it tries to finish any letter you type with something yaoi related

35. You say stupid stuff in class like, "Don t interrupt me, I m thinking about yaoi."

36. You see a gay guy and think of yaoi instead

37. You see your gay friend falling asleep in class and you think stuff like, ohh he stayed up late doing YAOI

38. Your mom finally asks you what yaoi is

39. Most of your inside jokes are about yaoi and you end up laughing alone because nobody gets it

40. You instantly have a crush on the first guy that looks kinda Asian, and then you eventually end up hoping he s gay

41. When you see two guys walking next to each other you instantly think of yaoi liveaction

42. When all or most of your bookmarks are to yaoi sites

43. Your favorite publishing company is June manga

Sadly I've done most of these...especially #35 a lot... XD