SIX INSTANCES THAT MADE STAN SUSPECT THAT KYLE WAS A FLAMER
There was that one time, in sixth grade, when everyone was playing spin the bottle, and Stan was excited to French kiss Wendy, but Kyle was more concerned about the math test coming up.
The summer before 10th grade, Stan and Kyle went to the pool, but once they got there, Kyle refused to come out of the bathroom. And, for some reason, Stan's gut didn't think it was the girls giving Kyle a boner.
There was that one time they had gone to the mall in North Park to flirt with girls, and Stan had noticed that the blonde had really large breasts, and Kyle had noticed that the brunette was a really good conversationalist.
There was that one time in ninth grade, when Stan had come over to Kyle's house without telling him, and Kyle made him promise he would tell him from then on.
There was that other time in 9th grade, when Stan told Kyle about the Playboys he stole from his father and he thought they were the greatest thing since sliced bread, but Kyle wasn't nearly as interested as he pretended to be.
There was that summer before 9th grade, when every single letter Kyle wrote him was filled with descriptions of how funny David was, and how smart David was, and how much time Kyle loved spending with him, and how completely fucking gay he was.
Stan had to be wrong. He didn't want to ask, because that would be admitting to Kyle that he thought he was capable of keeping something like this from him. And of course he wasn't!
Stan had to be wrong about Kyle because if Kyle really felt that way, he would talk to him about it, because he was his best friend.