This story is for all the Hannah haters or the B&B lovers.

You will be sadistically entertained.

Read the chapter names, jump around, pick ones that look interesting because they really are in no order. Though the best ones are where you least expect them.

This story has been active for 5 years and I don't plan on stopping until I reach 50 (technically 51 chapters).

Here are the prompts, in no particular order. They're not guarantees either. This is made to be an installation of 50, but as you can see we don't have all of them yet so suggestions are open and greatly welcomed. Ones with a J in the beginning are by me and ones with an A in the beginning my friend wrote.

(edit: A quit)

We do not own Bones. If we did: A says: Brennan and Booth would be together and Vincent would be alive (and I'm assuming she wants Zack back too) If J owned Bones: They would all be rockstars touring Mars in a band called the "Filipino Bathtubs" with a Mexican vegetarian named Steak who has the power to control people's minds…..only when he's eating corn.


Baked Burley

Take bullet for Vincent Nigel-Murray

Mauled by a Bear

Hannah got ran over by a reindeer

Live autopsy (personally I think that's a little violent but my friend's having fun with it)


Shark Tank

Strangled by Cocky belt buckle

Impaled on a fence

Turn her into a clown

Hannah and Cam sissy fight

Drowning in puddle

Steamroller (inspired by Zombieland)


Fig tree

Eaten by Zack

Run over by a car


Ok I don't know how many that is, but it's clearly not 50. Please send requests for chapters and we'll try to accommodate your ideas!