*Real quick, not like it TRULY matters but I think the best way to read this story is in the 1/2 format so it's about the size of a book when you look at it on the screen. If you don't know what I'm talking about, there's a few buttons above the chapter selection area: full, 3/4 & 1/2. Click 1/2 as that is how I suggest you read this story and the rest of the chapters :)*


111 - Bra Stuffer

PREVIOUSLY ON WOODSBORO HIGH:
"On the way to Pasadena, the gang got into a car accident."
[Insert the car SMASHING into the van, it flipping, catching on fire and then exploding.]


"And everyone came out fine, except for..."
ROBBIE: And we'll get back started on watching more movies as soon as you're out of here.
NILEY:(squints) I'm sorry... but who are you again?


"Olivia revealed Jill Roberts's famous relative to the whole school."
OLIVIA: Not many of you probably know but the FAMOUS Sidney Prescott's cousin is our own, JILL ROBERTS! Give her a hand! Thank you, Jill... for... INSPIRING me.


"Charlie learned Kirby AND Stephie weren't actually lesbians."
CHARLIE: - - she was touching Kirby that one day. Grabbin' her, lotioning her up.
CHELSEA: Oh! She does that to everyone. It's like her favorite story to tell about the first time she was with an American guy.


"And the revelation to the Cinema Club that Prichard is actually the president, caused Cinema Club to disband."
[Shot of all the members leaving Robbie, Charlie, Roy and Chelsea behind.]


FADE IN:
INT. NILEY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Robbie has papers in his hands, filled with text messages the two sent between each other. Niley, wearing a bandana around her head, looks down at them, confused on what he's trying to do and everything he's saying.

ROBBIE
See, we used to text each other all the
time and we would IM and send messages on
Myspace. There's pages and pages of
proof. You believe me, right?

NILEY
I'm sorry, Robbie, I - I don't remember.

ROBBIE
Okay, what about all the Saw movies and
the Halloween movies and the anime films?

NILEY
I remember those just fine, I just don't
remember watching them - with you.

Robbie's getting exasperated. It's clear he's been trying for awhile now.

ROBBIE
This is never gonna work...

NILEY
... well I go back in for more tests on
Monday. The doctors say it's probably
just a temporary thing and since it's
only limited to you, it could come back
at any minute.

ROBBIE
It's been almost a whole month since
the car accident, Niley! You don't
remember me now... you never will.

NILEY
Look... I'm sure you're a great guy and
all I can say is... sorry. I'm not
purposely trying to forget you or anything.
I promise.

ROBBIE
Yeah, I know. I'll see you at school
tomorrow, Niley.

Robbie gets up, grabbing the papers and rushing for the door. Niley seems disappointed in herself, as if she were only smarter she could make it work. She takes off the bandana from her head, revealing her peach fuzz hair that has grown since the surgery. A small scar aligns the side.

CUT TO:
EXT. WOODSBORO HIGH - FRONT ENTRANCE - MORNING
Jill and Jenny exit Kate's car, making their way towards the steps of the school. Jenny's arm is bandaged at the top by her shoulder, cuts still healing from the accident. Immediately, Louis runs up to Jill, a copy of a Stab 4 DVD in his hand.

LOUIS
Hey Jill, I know I already had you sign
the first three but I just wanted to get
this one signed too! You wouldn't mind,
would you?

Jill, although upset about people now knowing her secret, puts on a fake smile and takes out a marker.

JILL
Sure thing, Louis. Not a problem.

Jill signs it, Louis with a smile on his face. Jenny looks at him with the look of "I'm going to kill you." Louis turns his head, realizing the look and gives a "what?" Jill finishes signing.

LOUIS
Thanks Jill! I look forward to Stab 5!

Louis runs off.

JILL
I'm not in anyway affiliated with those
movies, Louis! Just a reminder...

JENNY
Oh my God, this is getting ridiculous.

JILL
Eh, I think I'm used to it now. All the
stares and pointing, "is that her? Is
that Sidney's cousin?" They're at least
fading away.

JENNY
Well at least you're okay with it. At
least you don't resent Sidney or anything.

JILL
I don't even know her enough to resent her.
Sure, it sucks that what I feared would happen
if people knew came true but I think
everything is calming down now. But I'm
glad it's over with, it's out of everyone's
system and now I can move on. No more
secrets. And honestly, I can't hate somebody
for something they went through that's not
even their fault.
(beat)
If anything, it's my aunt's. If it was
anything like this for Sidney like it was
for me for a month but amplified to the
enth degree because it actually IS her - -
then if anything, I feel sorry for her.
Always have to be in hiding, always afraid
that anyone you know can hurt you. I mean,
from the ending of Stab 3, she was supposedly
fine with her situation but I don't actually
talk to her so how do I know that's the truth?

JENNY
Yeaaaah because she did die in between
Stab 3 and 4.

JILL
Yeah, the movies are bullshit.

JENNY
Well with that said, you're not exactly gonna go
thanking Olivia any time soon now are ya?

JILL
Oh no, I have something up my sleeve for her.
Let's just say things will be exposed
about her by the end of the day. She hasn't
done anything in the last month to remotely
piss me off so now is when she'll least
expect it.

JENNY
Jill... revenge? Seriously? This isn't
like you.

JILL
Oh Jenny, Jenny, Jenny... everyone's full
of secrets.

CUT TO:
INT. WOODSBORO HIGH HALLWAY - MORNING
Kirby is at her locker, dressed for the soccer game later, taking books out and readying them in her grasps. Roy and Chelsea start to approach her from behind. Kirby turns around.

KIRBY
(to Roy)
I'm still mad at you.

ROY
What? Why?

KIRBY
Fake audition and now Prichard bugs the
fuck out of me every time I see him. ALL
YOUR FAULT. Now go the hell away.

Roy's mouth is agape in disbelief. He listens anyway and walks off, Chelsea staying behind with Kirby.

CHELSEA
Give the guy a break, he was just trying
to do something for the greater good. And
um, what do you mean Prichard bugs you?

KIRBY
Well during the fake audition, we kissed.
And ever since, he's been coming around
going "blah blah blah, I know you like me."
I thought you knew all this?

CHELSEA
Um, no... you never told me that.

KIRBY
Well maybe I figured you wouldn't care.
Plus you guys are friends, I just figured
it'd be best not to tell you but
honestly, I'm at my breaking point now.
Last week, he sent me flowers. FLOWERS!

Chelsea secretly fumes but continues to be friendly.

CHELSEA
Wow... never seen him do that before...

KIRBY
You know, Charlie was telling me the other
day that he thought I was into Stephie Chan?
Gosh Chelsea, you really fucked me over with
that one. I gotta get more "straight points"
around this school...

CHELSEA
Did the guy ever tell you he liked you? I'm
assuming not...

KIRBY
No... I have my suspects though... it's
okay, don't feel obligated to tell me...
I think it's Charlie... don't say anything
or even make a noise, you might reveal it!

CHELSEA
I wasn't gonna say anything, Kirbz.

CUT TO:
INT. LADIES LOCKER ROOM - DAY
The locker room is full, the girls undressing out of their clothes and into their PE clothes. Olivia is at her locker, Shirley on the side of her. The two laugh at a joke that we don't hear. Jill comes around the corner, eyeing Olivia. She looks at Olivia's chest, directly at her purple bra that appears to be covering too much and a bit bigger than what it should be...

Jill begins making her way straight towards her. Olivia turns her head, wondering what she's doing over here and coming in her direction. Jill wastes no time, GRABBING DIRECTLY into Olivia's bra and PULLS OUT scrunched up napkins. Jill holds it up in the air, victorious with a sly smile.

JILL
I'm sorry, Olivia, did your stuffing fall out?

Olivia has her hand over her breast but it's clear that one side is now obviously larger than the other. Even Shirley laughs but tries to hide it. Olivia SNAPS the tissue out of her hands and PUSHES Jill into the tile wall.

OLIVIA
What the fuck is your problem?

The entire locker room goes quiet - - all eyes on them.

JILL
Me? Nothing, I've actually HEARD of actual
extra padding in bras. Not my fault you're
still stuck in ancient times using tissue to
fill out your - - lesser parts.

Olivia fumes and STOMPS OFF, making her way to the locker room office. The entire room laughs and Jill can't help but smile evilly. Jill walks off, her head held high.

CUT TO:
INT. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY
Jill and Olivia sit next to each other across the desk from PRINCIPAL BROSNAN. Brosnan looks at a file, scanning it with his eyes. Olivia sits there, using all her might not to punch Jill square in the face. Jill's still happy with her revenge. Brosnan puts the file down.

BROSNAN
Jill, your records show you're quite
intelligent. Why would you do something
like this?

JILL
Prinicpal Brosnan, frankly, Olivia is
just over reacting. I was just - - helping
her stuff in the tissue but when I took
my hand out, it was stuck to it.

OLIVIA
That is bullshit! You deliberately did
that and you know it!

JILL
(to Brosnan)
Are you gonna listen to this? She's an
excessive manipulator, I would never do
something like that. Like you said, I have
a good record. Can you even name one time
that I've had detention? Been late to
class? I don't think so.

OLIVIA
You can't be serious.

BROSNAN
Jill, I'm aware of all of your accomplishments
but the fact remains, typically good people do
things like this all the time. It's just a
matter of how you should be punished now.

JILL
Punished? You kidding me? Olivia's been
tormenting me ever since Freshman year and
just recently, it's gotten much worse.

OLIVIA
TORMENTING you? That's exaggerated.

JILL
You announced to the ENTIRE school that I'm
Sidney Prescott's cousin, something YOU KNEW
when you knew me that I didn't want other
people to know!

BROSNAN
That's not exactly punishable, Jill.

JILL
... SHE CAME TO THE HALLOWEEN FESTIVAL DRESSED
UP AS MY COUSIN, BLOODY with a GHOSTFACE MASKED
KILLER CHASING HER. How is that NOT punishable?
Fuck, your predessor was killed in this very
room because of that related incident!

BROSNAN
Well did you file a report?

JILL
... no.

BROSNAN
Then there's nothing I can do. We did apprehend
a Miss Shirley Mack for dressing as Ghostface
that evening but that was done by the security
that night and not because of any complaints.

JILL
Well the entire school witnessed it so there's
your proof.

BROSNAN
That was almost a month ago. Why didn't you
say anything if it bothered you so much?

JILL
Well... my friends were in accident that night,
it wasn't the first thing on my mind.

BROSNAN
I'm sorry, Jill, I - - there's nothing I can
do. But what you did today, Olivia DID report
and it IS considered sexual harassment.

JILL
You gotta be kidding me!

OLIVIA
I never felt so violated in my life, Principal
Brosnan. Well, except for the time in 5th
grade when she pushed me into mud and the
back of my pants were brown. She did that
in front of the whole school, too.

JILL
You BITCH! You KNOW that was an accident
and we tried telling you A THOUSAND times
but you never wanted to listen!

OLIVIA
An accident? Robbie was behind me on his
hands and knees, making sure that when I
fell, I would land hard.

JILL
Okay, Robbie might've done that and Charlie
might've bumped into me to make it seem
like it was my fault but me hitting you
so you would fall was an accident! And
Robbie also tried to apologize, how was
he supposed to know you'd get so pissed?
And you've been treating us like shit ever
since, even Kirby, who we didn't even
know back than!

BROSNAN
Olivia, you can go. Thank you.

Olivia gets up, sniffling like she has tears in her eyes. She turns her back to Brosnan for just a moment - - and smirks at Jill. She walks out, Jill still shocked.

JILL
Prinicpal Brosnan, you gotta believe me!
She's been doing this crap to me for years!
It's BULLYING, isn't that in your code of
conduct book or whatever?

BROSNAN
It is an offense... but only if it's reported.
I'm sorry, Jill but I have no other choice
but to suspend you for 4 days.

ANGLE ON - - Jill, slowly ZOOMING IN on her face, unable to believe what has just happened.

INT. WOODSBORO HIGH HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
Jill storms out of the room, holding her temples and trying to calm herself down. She realizes she's not alone - - she looks behind her. Sitting on a bench is PATRICK YORBA - - 17, dark black hair and brown eyes wearing a black leather jacket and his lip busted.

PATRICK
What'd you do?

JILL
(turning all the way around)
What?

PATRICK
Nobody goes to the principal's office unless
they're in trouble. So what'd you do?

JILL
(clearing the tears before they come)
I took stuffing out of a girl's bra.

PATRICK
... interesting. What's the sentence?

JILL
4 days suspension, effective immediately.
(beat)
What did you do?

PATRICK
(points to his lip)
Fight.

JILL
Ouch.

PATRICK
You should see the other guy.

JILL
Why? Is he bloody with a swollen eye?

PATRICK
No, you should really see the other guy.
He has perfect skin and a square jaw line
that'll make an angel cry.

JILL
(chuckles)
Is that why you wanted to fight him? To
disrupt his perfect nature?

PATRICK
(smiles)
Partly... what's your name?

JILL
Jill. Yours?

BROSNAN (O.S.)
Patrick, get in here!

PATRICK
(points to the door)
That's me. Gotta go. See you around, Jill.
Maybe I'll get suspended too and we could
be suspension buddies.

Patrick gets up, entering the room. Jill smiles and heads for the door.

CUT TO:
INT. CAFETERIA - DAY
Charlie and Kirby stand in the lunch line, waiting to grab their treys.

KIRBY
Oh my God, this line takes forever.

CHARLIE
Must be the Ho-Hos.

KIRBY
Silly... Charlie, what would you do if
I really was a lesbian? You know, what
you initially thought when you heard about
me and Stephie Chan?

CHARLIE
I'd be cool with it.

KIRBY
I know but I mean... would you be disappointed?

CHARLIE
No, I - - I love the gays.

KIRBY
(laughs)
I don't mean like that. I mean since I
would no longer be fair game...

Kirby grabs the tray, waiting for Charlie's response. She doesn't look at him purposely, trying to seem like the conversation means nothing. Charlie grabs his tray, trying to come up with a good response.

CHARLIE
Well that depends... if I was fair game also.

KIRBY
Why wouldn't you be?

CHARLIE
Well then I suppose... sure, on those terms,
I would be disappointed.

KIRBY
So is it safe to say that you are happy to
hear that I do not in fact like women?

CHARLIE
(smiles)
Yeah... I'd say it's safe to say that.

KIRBY
(looks back at Charlie - - but only for a second)
Hm... just wondering...

Kirby pays the cashier and walks off. Charlie watches her go, a smile forms on his lips and he ponders what the conversation was trying to imply...

INT. QUAD - CONTINUOUS
Kirby exits through the cafeteria doors, Charlie shortly following behind. He tries to catch up but she's already made it to the fountain, squeezing herself in between Robbie and Roy. Robbie has his back turned to Roy, trying to talk to Niley. Charlie seems disappointed, unable to get the spot he wanted... he sits on the other side of Niley.

KIRBY
(to Roy)
Just because I'm sitting here doesn't mean
anything. Eat your Cheetos and shut up.

ROY
I said I was sorry, Kirby!

KIRBY
Ah, ah! Silence!

NILEY
Hey! So what do you guys think? Twilight
tonight? !

CHARLIE
Oh God.

NILEY
It would be fun. Right, Robbie?

Robbie's desperate - - he'll say anything to make this work again.

ROBBIE
(monotone)
Right... Twilight would be totally awesome
to see...

NILEY
See! We should all go! You down Roy?

ROY
Surrrre, why not.

NILEY
And you should ask Kirby to be your "date"!

KIRBY
Niley, my soccer finals are today. You're
not gonna come?

NILEY
Well... actually, my mom already bought
six tickets for tonight so I could use them...
She didn't know, Kirby, I'm sorry.

KIRBY
... that's okay! Don't worry about it...

NILEY
Then Roy, you should ask Jenny! I'm sure
she'd like to go!

ROY
Okayyyy... I guess but I'm not entirely
happy with the movie selection...

NILEY
And Charlie, you should ask Stephie! Didn't
she quit the team the other day, Kirby?

KIRBY
Yeah, she quit. Said it was interfering
"wid her study."

CHARLIE
No... no way. I'm not going to see Twilight.

NILEY
Please, Charlie? You have a date now! Well,
we didn't ask yet but who can resist - -
Edward Cullen.

KIRBY
I - am puking - in my mouth.

Charlie looks at Kirby - - she's trying not to pay attention to anyone and continues eating her carrots.

CHARLIE
No, I think I'll go see Kirby play her game
tonight. It's probably gonna be a big win
for her, right Kirby?

KIRBY
You don't have to come, Charlie. It's not
like you came to any of the other games...

CHARLIE
(beat)
I wanna see you win that trophy.

KIRBY
Just go to the movies, Charlie! It's
no big deal, seriously.

Kirby seems upset but Charlie doesn't want to disobey her.

CHARLIE
Okay but... only because you wanted me to.

CUT TO:
INT. JILL'S ROOM - DAY
Some of the day has gone by and Jill sits on her bed, reading a magazine. There's a knock.

JILL
Come in!

Kate enters, a tray of soup in her hands. She sets it on Jill's computer desk.

KATE
I brought you some soup...

JILL
Thanks, mom.

KATE
I just wanted to say that - - I'm not
disappointed in you. With what she did,
you had every right.

JILL
(smiles)
Thanks. I'm glad we could agree on something.

KATE
Do you wanna eat this in bed?

JILL
No, you could leave it there. I was gonna
use the computer in a sec anyway.

KATE
Okay. But not for too long, remember the
conditions of your suspension.

JILL
I know, it's like I'm basically grounded.
(beat)
Thanks for not yelling at me and for being
so cool about it though.

KATE
I love you, sweetie... and I've come to
realize that - -
(she sits on the edge of the bed)
- - you can still teach your kids a lesson,
discipline them and still be calm about
everything. I just wish I realized that
sooner.

JILL
(smiles)
It's okay. We've crossed that bridge now.

KATE
You're becoming an adult and so I should
treat you like one. There's no point in
screaming in this house anymore. Right?

JILL
(nods)
Right.

KATE
Okay, I'll get out of your hair.
(stands up)
Hey, maybe we can go see Twilight or
something tomorrow together! That's
punishment, right?

JILL
... that's too evil, mom.

Kate smiles and closes the door, Jill going back to reading her magazine. She hears a car drive up to the drive way from next door... she sits up and walks over to the window. She looks down, watching Olivia get out of what appears to be her boyfriend's car. The two kiss on the drive way, making their way into the house.

JILL
Oh God.

Jill slams the window shut.

CUT TO:
INT. SOCCER FIELD - DAY
THIRTY SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, the score is 2-2 - - KIRBY HAS THE BALL IN HER POSSESSION - - SHE RACES DOWN THE FIELD. The crowd is ON THEIR TOES. Amongst them is Prichard, watching with high hopes, actually invested in the game. THE BALL IS STOLEN FROM KIRBY, going back UP the field and Kirby runs back chasing after her.

Kirby's run gets a bit slower and she holds her stomach as if it's pain but she mans up, CHASING HER DOWN. One of the team members STEALS the ball back, KIRBY RUNNING BACK DOWN THE FIELD TRYING TO GET OPEN. The make it half way down the field - TEN SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. They see Kirby open and KICK THE BALL INTO HER DIRECTION. Kirby looks up at the goalie, prepped for the ball to come their way.

Kirby is focused, ready and she closes her eyes and extends her leg back. The entire crowd leans forward to see what happens next... SHE KICKS THE BALL. The goalie JUMPS IN THE AIR, hands EXTENDED AND READY TO CATCH IT. Kirby watches the ball, almost as if it's slow motion - - it goes through the goalie's hands and INTO THE NET.

THE CROWD GOES WILD. 3 - 2, HOME TEAM WINS. Kirby laughs, shocked that this moment is happening. The buzzer goes off - - THEY WIN THE GAME. Prichard watches, clapping his hands for her. Kirby can't even move - - this is all too surreal.

Her team mates RUSH TOWARDS HER and Kirby looks back at them, a smile on her face. She holds her stomach again and winces from the pain. Her mates keep coming forward, happy as can be but then they start to slow down, realizing Kirby doesn't look too good. SHE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND. They rush to her, making a circle.

Prichard watches from the stands, concerned but that's not good enough. He begins making his way to the steps and HOPS over the gate and onto the field. Refferees make their way to Kirby but Prichard uses his athletic abilities and out runs them, making it to her before them.

He budges through the circle and kneels down, holding Kirby's head up. Everyone seems concerned and the refs look down - - not sure what's wrong with her.

CUT TO:
INT. AUDITORIUM - NIGHT
Twilight is on the screen as the gang watches. We DOLLY down the row, getting a look at each of them. Stephie invested in the movie but she seems a bit confused. Charlie looks brain dead with a "why the hell am I here?" expression. Niley is so excited, completely invested in the action. Robbie just watches Niley, happy she's having fun. Jenny isn't too thrilled. And Roy seems neautral, munching on popcorn.

EXT. WOODSBORO CINEMA 18 - NIGHT
They all exit down the steps and make their way to the dropping off/pick up area. The crowd leaving is giant and a line to get in is also awaiting to see the film.

CHARLIE
Well that was painful...

JENNY
You're damn right it was.

STEPHIE
I like a the movie!

NILEY
That's right, Stephie! High five!

They high five and Robbie seems eager to put his word in.

ROBBIE
I - I - I liked it too. Yay, hugs!

Robbie hugs Niley, unwillingly. Niley politely pushes him off.

NILEY
What'd you think, Roy?

Everyone makes a semi circle around Roy - - he's still chewing his popcorn and has a look of ponder on his face.

CHARLIE
Roy? You there, pal?

ROY
I think... I liked it.

The entire group gasps, even Stephie.

STEPHIE
Why we all gasp?

NILEY
Really, Roy? That's so cool!

CHARLIE
... you're fucking kidding, right?

ROY
No, no... there was just something about it...
(chews more popcorn)
I can't explain it but I liked it. Solid
8 out of 10 for me.

JENNY
Oh my God... Roy's a Twitard. I never
thought I'd see the day.

ROY
It had good directing, okay!

JENNY
Really? Catherine Hardwicke not knowing
how to use a steadi-cam doesn't qualify
for "good directing." The scene is emotionally
unstable and it's supposed to "reflect what
Bella is going through." Give me a break.

ROY
I think it works. And I think it had a
good soundtrack. Robert Pattinson ain't
all that bad and that chick who plays Alice
is pretty hot.

CHARLIE
That doesn't save a movie.

JENNY
Well I think Robert Pattinson is hot despite
his upside down triangle shaped head but
that don't mean I like the movie!

STEPHIE
It all about the Jacob!

Roy and Jenny continue to argue. Niley takes out her cell phone, turning it on. She gasps. Attention turns to her.

NILEY
Kirby's appendix burst!

CUT TO:
INT. KIRBY'S HOSPITAL ROOM - NIGHT
Kirby lays in bed, now with a bandage around her stomach. Prichard sits there, staring at her and she does nothing but stare back.

KIRBY
Please leave.

PRICHARD
Why you being like this? I saved your
life! C'mon!

KIRBY
The SURGEONS saved my life for taking out my appendix.
Did you do that, Prichard? I don't think so.
You're too stupid to be a surgeon.

PRICHARD
I resent that! And seriously, what did I
ever do to you?

KIRBY
You're an idiot! And you won't leave me
alone after NUMEROUS times of me telling you to.

PRICHARD
I care about you, Kirby, why won't you let me?

KIRBY
Don't! Stop! I don't know why you do in the
first place!

PRICHARD
I already told you why.

KIRBY
(mocking him)
"Because we have a connection," eh!

PRICHARD
Look... I was out on that field in literally
7 seconds. I came to your game to see YOU
win. I didn't see any of your other friends
there. Where were they, hm?

KIRBY
... seeing Twilight.

PRICHARD
Twilight, over your FINAL game!

KIRBY
It doesn't matter, they never saw any of
my games anyway!

PRICHARD
But I did... me.

KIRBY
Whatever, dude.

PRICHARD
(beat)
I'm trying to fix this. I'm trying to be
a good guy here.

KIRBY
Then why do you treat Robbie like shit?

PRICHARD
He's my neighbor, I don't know! He was
always this scrawny kid and... I picked on
him, I admit but... I realize that I was
doing it for all the wrong reasons. I'm
man enough to admit that. And I'm also
man enough to admit that I was hurting other
people for not a good reason.

KIRBY
(laughs)
Do you even have a reason?

PRICHARD
Not a good one, no. But my father is a
drunk and - - sometimes we fight at home. Physically.
He wins and then he beats up my mom and
I have no one to take out that anger on
so I - - hurt other people.

Kirby's taken aback by how open and fluidly that came out of his mouth, like he didn't even think about it.

KIRBY
That's called displacement.

PRICHARD
I know, I've been seeing a therapist. Like
I said, I'm making an effort.

KIRBY
For me? You can't be serious.

PRICHARD
No, not for you. For me. And once I do
that for me, then I know I can be the man
that you would want. And even if not, I'd
still be a better person.

KIRBY
(laughs)
You're pulling my leg, right?

PRICHARD
No! God, take me seriously. Give me
some credit!

KIRBY
How can I? C'mon, dude, think about
everything you've done!

PRICHARD
I have and I feel like shit.

CUT TO:
EXT. STEPHIE'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Charlie walks Stephie to the door, Niley's mom's car in the background, waiting for Charlie to come back.

STEPHIE
I a sorry that I can not go to see Kirby
and that I holding you up so you can
take me home.

CHARLIE
It's okay, don't worry about it.

STEPHIE
... I have a good time with you tonight.

CHARLIE
Yeah, me too...

STEPHIE
I have good time with you... most of time.

Stephie smiles and subtly bashes her eye lashes. Charlie notices this attempt of flirtation... but he only has one person on his mind...

CHARLIE
Yeah, well... goodnight.

Charlie runs off before anything else can happen. Stephie stands there, disappointed... she opens her door and enters.

CUT TO:
INT. KIRBY'S HOSPITAL ROOM - NIGHT
Kirby and Prichard still stare at each other awkwardly. Kirby can't get down to the bottom of this...

KIRBY
(beat)
So you REALLY like me, huh?

PRICHARD
Yeah... look, I'm not expecting any miracles
here. I just want a chance. To prove myself.

KIRBY
And then what, what if you fail?

PRICHARD
Then I finish my senior year, go off and
do whatever. Life won't end, I know that.
But did you ever think about, what if I succeed?

KIRBY
... no. Because that's ridiculous.

PRICHARD
(stands up)
I'm sorry than. I'm sorry I cared about you.
How stupid of me.

Prichard begins walking out. Now Kirby feels bad.

KIRBY
Okay, come back.

Prichard stops and turns around.

KIRBY
Sit down!

Prichard sits back down at the chair by the bed.

KIRBY
I don't wanna be a bitch so... I'll at
least be decent and let you talk to me
after all the effort you put into this.

PRICHARD
I don't want your pity.

KIRBY
Too bad, you're getting it.

PRICHARD
Seriously, that's okay.

KIRBY
IF we did go out... where would you take me?

PRICHARD
I'd take you somewhere nice. A quiet date,
candlelit dinner, a movie, maybe some dessert
at Coldstone. I'd give you roses before,
I'd open your doors... I'd treat you like
a lady. And I'd be proud to have you on
my arm.

KIRBY
I don't know if you noticed but that's not
exactly my style.

PRICHARD
Then we'll go-kart race, shoot billiards
and eat lots of hot wings while bitching
about how reality TV is ruining the world.

KIRBY
(smiles)
That sounds more like you know me.

PRICHARD
Anything to make you happy would make me
happy, Kirby.

KIRBY
... well you haven't asked yet so how can
I give you an answer?

PRICHARD
(leans forward)
Will you go out on a date with me?

KIRBY
(smiles)
No.

There's a long awkward pause and Prichard suddenly feels stupid in his spot.

KIRBY
I'm just kidding. Sure. But one date.
And then you'll leave me alone, right?

PRICHARD
I'll do whatever you want me to do.

KIRBY
Well I still want the movie and the ice cream.

PRICHARD
You got it.

KIRBY
... oh God, what did I just get myself into?

NEXT TIME ON WOODSBORO HIGH:
Kirby and Prichard go out on their date.
Jill and Patrick run into each other again.
Charlie learns of Kirby's night out with Prichard.
Robbie continues to try and trigger Niley's memory.
Things are about to HEAT UP within the halls of Woodsboro High!
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