***Just thought I'd give ya guys this quick little piece of info: the originally planned 22 episode season has been cut back to 21 episodes. No worries, you're not missing anything; it's just the last 2 episodes before the season finale's plotlines have been made into one episode. That way, you get to the finale quicker and meaning there's only SIX episodes left!***

114 - The Hangover: Part II

OPEN ON:
INT. HOTEL ROOM - DAY
NILEY SWINGS OPEN THE DOOR AND SLAMS IT BEHIND HER, PUSHING HERSELF AGAINST THE DOOR LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER. Chelsea slowly starts to get up, pulling chicken wings out of here.

CHELSEA
Oh, gnarley!

She nibbles on the wings and Niley runs over, smacking it out of her hands. Chelsea gasps and Niley quickly hands her the post-it before she can say anything.

CHELSEA
(reading it out loud)
I-O-U. Or charge it to my credit card.
(looks up at Niley)
Ha, that's funny. That's my card number.

NILEY
And you're hand writing! There's HUNDREDS of those notes
pasted all over the walls outside!

CHELSEA
Well why?

NILEY
Come here.

Niley grabs Chelsea by the hand and pulls her to the door - - never minding the fact that she still doesn't have her shirt on. Niley pries open the door and Chelsea looks out - - she giggles.

CHELSEA
We did that?

NILEY
Apparently! Now listen to me, Chelsea... if they charge your
card with for all that mess out there, we are royally screwed!

CHELSEA
Well... okay, let's think about this for a second.

NILEY
We don't have a second! That maid is gonna give those
post-its to the hotel manager any second now!

Chelsea eyes the maid, picking the last of the post-its on the wall and throwing them into a huge trash bag connected to her cart.

CHELSEA
Okay, I have an idea.

CUT TO:
INT. JILL'S ROOM - DAY
Kirby looks traumatized and she immediately shuts her ears.

KIRBY
EW! EW! EW! Stop!

Jill pries them open and chuckles.

JILL
It's not THAT bad.

KIRBY
You're right, it's worse. I was holding back on my reaction.

JILL
Kirby, maybe one day you'll understand. When you love a guy
you just do things for them that you probably normally wouldn't.

KIRBY
... love?

JILL
(blushes)
We said 'I love you' last night.

KIRBY
Was that before or after - -

JILL
Oh God, Kirby; after, but it's not like it makes a difference!

Kirby grabs a water bottle.

KIRBY
Yes it does. Before, "I love you." After: - -

She squirts her mouth full of water.

KIRBY
(the water bubbling in her mouth)
"I looOOovvee YoUU."

Jill slaps her knee and the two laugh together.

JILL
Okay, the ending part it is a little icky, I'll admit.

KIRBY
Well did you at least, ya know... get anything in return?

JILL
No... but maybe tonight.

KIRBY
You're gonna do that again? !

JILL
Well it's not like you suck a dick once, it just suck itself for the
rest of eternity!

KIRBY
Don't even - - say those words!

JILL
But hey, go with me to Jenny's house really quick? I need to
see how she's doing since last night.

KIRBY
Okie dokie, Dr. Jones.

CUT TO:
INT. ROY'S ROOM - DAY
Roy rises from bed, shirtless, stretching out his arms and yawning. He sits up and looks around the room for a moment - - things look pretty decent. He lays back down - - Esline is next to him. He smiles - - score! ROBBIE SITS UP in the same bed but on the complete other side, yawning and stretching out as well... Roy cautiously watches... "is what I'm seeing real?" Robbie lays back down and laying next to Esline is - - Chantelle. Robbie FALLS OUT OF THE BED. Roy jumps up, holding his finger to his lips.

ROBBIE
What happen - -

ROY
SH! Outside!

INT. ROY'S HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
Roy and Robbie meet each other on the other end of the door, Robbie putting his shirt on and looking scared as all hell.

ROBBIE
What the hell happened last night? Why is there two girls
in one bed with you and me in it? !

ROY
Robbie... I think what we experienced... might've been...
something in particular that most men don't get to experience.

ROBBIE
Oh God... are you sure?

ROY
Well Esline joked about it last night and now we wake up
like this! It's the only explanation!

ROBBIE
Oh fuck... oh fuck, I'm so fucked.

ROY
Robbie, calm down. I'm sure you did great.

ROBBIE
(hanging over the railing like he's sick)
No... no... Niley. Niley's gonna kill me.

ROY
Niley doesn't even remember you, I doubt she's gonna care.
Besides, she's probably waken up next to some guy in LA right now.

ROBBIE
Don't you fuckin' say that!

ROY
You just did it yourself! Hypocrite!

ROBBIE
I was drunk!

CUT TO:
INT. HOTEL HALLWAY - DAY
Niley crawls out of her hotel room and sneaks over to a large plant at the end of hall - - SHE DUCKS UNDER IT. She looks around the leaves at the maid now making their way towards the end of the hallway. Niley picks up the plant and tiptoes behind the maid. The maid turns around and Niley DROPS. She shrugs and continues carting her way towards the elevator. NILEY GETS BACK UP, SNEAKING OVER BEHIND THE PLANT SOME MORE. She gets directly behind the maid and the cart and stops behind her as she waits for the elevator to come.

The doors open and Niley thinks quick. She ROLLS from behind the plant and onto the bottom row of the cart, tightly fitting underneath. The maid pushes it in and presses the lobby button. The elevator doors close and Niley looks around, trying to plot her next move. She randomly quickly presses the second level without the maid seeing. The elevator doors open and Niley throws her hands to the ground and PUSHES THE CART OUT quickly before the maid can realize what's going on. Niley throws out her arm, pressing the "door close" button and the doors SHUTS on the maid as Niley wheels herself out.

CUT TO:
INT. HOTEL ROOM - DAY
Niley enters back in the room, the bag of post-its in hand and a big smile on her face. Chelsea and Chuck stand by the closet, both apprehensive as scratching noises come from inside.

NILEY
No need to fret! I got all the notes!

CHELSEA
SH! Something's in the closet.

NILEY
Something?

Niley stops - - the scratches have stopped. Niley chuckles and watches them both.

NILEY
I think you're both still a bit drunk.

A KANGAROO POPS OUT and bounces directly for Chelsea. Chelsea SCREAMS and runs to the balcony and slams the sliding glass door to keep distance. Chuck thinks fast and JUMPS OVER the counter and falls down into the kitchen, leaving Niley by herself, standing there completely frozen. The kangaroo slowly hops over to her... coming face to face.

NILEY
Aw... you're actually kinda cute.

IT PUNCHES HER IN THE CHEST and HOPS TOWARDS THE DOOR, BOUNCING OUT. Niley falls to the floor, out of breath and Chelsea runs back in and tends to Niley.

CHELSEA
Oh my God, are you okay?

NILEY
That fucking kangaroo punched me!

Niley feels something by her leg. She looks down - - it's a penguin. She reflexes, her leg jumping up and the PENGUIN HITS THE CEILING FAN and it flies OUT THE SCREEN DOOR and off the balcony. They both sit their shocked by the distance it goes...

NILEY
(crying)
I just killed a penguin!

CHELSEA
Why is there animals everywhere? !

Chuck comes up from behind the counter.

CHUCK
Because we released 'em! It was awesome!

CHELSEA
What?

CHUCK
You guys wanted to see where I worked and Niley started
talking about how she wanted to "liberate" the animals so...
we let 'em go.

NILEY
All of them?

CHUCK
(stoner laugh)
Most. We only kept the kangaroo and the two penguins though.

NILEY
Two? Well where's the other one?
(looks over at Chelsea's chest)
Get your tits out of my face and put some clothes on!

CUT TO:
EXT. JENNY'S HOUSE - DAY
Jill and Kirby drive up in Jill's go kart (seriously, she owns a go kart). Patrick's car is in front of the house... Jill squints, making sure she's seeing correctly. She parks and looks up the walkway - - Patrick is at the front door, talking to Jenny. Patrick hands Jenny a sweater and she drops it - - she bends over to pick it up and Patrick looks down, obviously looking into her cleavage.

JILL
What the hell?

Jill and Kirby get out and Patrick realizes they're there. He smiles big and opens his arms up for a hug. Jill reluctantly approaches him.

JILL
Patrick, what are you doing here?

Jenny comes back up, sweater now in her hand and she waves - - obviously a bit hungover.

PATRICK
Jenny left her sweater in my car last night so I was just dropping
it off. Thought I'd be a good guy.

JENNY
Yeah and thanks. And thank you, Jill for bringing me home last
night. I was really... really hammered. I'm not used to drinking yet.

JILL
I didn't know you started...

JENNY
(beat)
Well you don't know everything about me. Give me some credit
in the area of surprises.

JILL
Uh huh. Well, thank you, Patrick... for bringing back her
sweater. That was kind of you.

KIRBY
(suspicious)
Very kind...

PATRICK
(shrugs it off)
Yeah, no problem.

CUT TO:
INT. HOTEL ROOM - DAY
Chelsea enters back in, this time with a shirt on. Niley is hard at work trying to clean up the place. Olivia plots on the couch.

NILEY
Chelsea, it's your credit card so I highly suggest you help.

CHELSEA
(sighs)
Maybe in like 5 minutes.

NILEY
We don't have 5 minutes! They'll eventually trace the havoc
around this hotel back to us so if that's not bad enough, we
can at least clean this room!

CHELSEA
Don't - - don't talk too loud.

NILEY
I'm speaking normal.

CHELSEA
(whispers)
Just a bit lower.

Chuck comes back in the room with a bucket of ice.

NILEY
There you are, what's the ice for?

CHUCK
For my girlfriend.

Chelsea squints her eyebrows and watches him come to her... then passes.

CHELSEA
Uhhhh... what?

Chuck enters the bathroom; Niley and Chelsea poke their head in. Chuck puts the ice on the counter and tends to a girl, her head in the toilet.

NILEY
(whispers)
Weren't you making out with him last night?

CHELSEA
I... thought so.

She raises her head and turns to the two - - Niley and Chelsea's eyes go wide... OLIVIA.

OLIVIA
Chuck, don't let them see me like this.

CHUCK
Sorry ladies.

Chuck closes the door on them...

NILEY
What... is happening? !

CUT TO:
INT. HOTEL LOBBY - DAY
Chelsea and Niley exit the elevator, making their way through the lobby and they look like they mean business.

NILEY
Okay, we searched the entire hotel for your keys so where else
do you think you might've put them last night?

CHELSEA
I had them when we came back to the hotel.

NILEY
Maybe we left again... let's ask.

Niley walks over to the Desk Clerk.

NILEY
Hi, excuse me... my friend and I, um, we were wondering if
you saw us leave last night by any chance?

DESK CLERK
A lot of people came through here, I'm sorry.

CHELSEA
Do you have like a surveillance tape we can watch?

INT. SECURITY ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Chelsea and Niley observe the monitors, the Desk Clerk behind them watching. Chelsea presses play after the tape had been rewinding for some time.

CHELSEA
Oh, there we are!

ON THE FEED - - Niley, Chelsea, Chuck, Olivia and Albert are coming back into the hotel with a large burlap bag HOPPING it's way behind them as Chuck has it on a leash.

DESK CLERK
What's in the bag?

NILEY
Uh... a midget. We found it...

DESK CLERK
So you stuffed it in a bag?

CHELSEA
... that's how we roll.

ON THE FEED - - Albert KISSES Niley on the lips. Niley in real life's jaw drops and Chelsea looks over, laughing.

NILEY
Oh my God! We were kissing? Ew!

CHELSEA
Yeahhhh but it looks like you were having fun.

NILEY
No! Oh my God, Robbie's gonna be so mad!

CHELSEA
What do you care what he thinks?

NILEY
Because we're friends with benefits trying to get together.

Chelsea stops for a moment and looks at Niley... Niley's eyes widen and she throws her arms out, SLAPPING Chelsea in the chest.

NILEY
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

DESK CLERK
Oh my God, what?

NILEY
I remember! I remembered him!
(beat)
Oh no... but I forgot him... and then I just remembered him now...
oh, who would've thought being hungover would be such
a great gift!

Niley hugs the Desk Clerk.

NILEY
Do you have a phone I can use?

DESK CLERK
Sure, at the desk.

She jumps off him and skips off. Chelsea remains watching the video.

CHELSEA
So where's Albert now? Hm...

CUT TO:
INT. ROY'S DINING ROOM - DAY
Roy brings out a giant plate of pancakes and slaps them in the middle of the table. They all awkwardly sit there, hungover and trying not to make eye contact with anyone else. Robbie's phone starts to ring.

ROBBIE
Hm. What area code is 323?

ROY
Los Angeles.

ROBBIE
(buries his head in his hands)
Oh no! It's Niley! I can't answer it!

CHANTELLE
Why not?

ROBBIE
Because I'm ashamed of what we did last night!

CHANTELLE
... oh, what'd you do last night? Tell me.

ROBBIE
(confident)
I think... you know.

His phone stops ringing. Roy watches their conversation, warily.

CHANTELLE
Um... no, I fell asleep at like 1.

ESLINE
Yeah, me too. We knocked out pretty quick, I remember.

ROY
Well was there... anything else in particular that you can
recall before you dozed off?

ESLINE
Em... not really. You?

CHANTELLE
Nope. Not at all.

Charlie's eyes shift back and forth with the conversation, curious as to what Roy and Robbie are trying to imply.

ROY
Well... we all woke up... half naked... so?

CHANTELLE
I always sleep like that. I wasn't gonna let two boys and some
girl change that.

ESLINE
And it was REALLY hot.

ROBBIE
Because of all the heat between us, right?

ESLINE
No... because we were drunk and Roy's covers our heavy.

ROY
... so we didn't have a four way?

Charlie spits up his orange juice and laughs.

CHANTELLE
What the hell? Of course not!

ROY
Aw... ruin all the fun.

ESLINE
But you guys were going at it though.

Roy's eyes widen in terror and he immediately starts scrubbing his tongue.

ROY
NO! NO!

CHANTELLE
You guys were loud too.

Robbie's once confident smile turns into a disappointed frown. Chantelle and Esline laugh together.

ESLINE
We're just kidding.

ROY
OH THANK GOD.

ROBBIE
Oh my God! I gotta call her back! She's probably counting on me!

Robbie jumps up and runs into the kitchen, dialing the number back. He paces back and forth, the phone to his ear. In the background, Charlie is still laughing and Roy punches him in the arm.

STEPHIE
What is a so funny?

Someone finally answers on the other line.

DESK CLERK (O.S.)
Sheraton Inn & Suites, front desk.

ROBBIE
Hi! Uh, did someone call , um... Robbie just a minute ago?

DESK CLERK (O.S.)
Yes but they just left. Would you like to leave a message?

ROBBIE
Uh... no, that's okay. Um, whenever they get back in, just
have them try to call me again.

DESK CLERK (O.S.)
No problem.

CUT TO:
EXT. STREETS - DAY
Chuck and Olivia have joined Chelea and Niley down stairs on the streets of Los Angeles. They both look a bit lost as to where they're trying to go. Olivia has sunglasses on and is trying her best not to stumble around, apparently very hungover.

CHELSEA
So Albert's not in the room, for sure?

OLIVIA
We already told yoooou.

CHELSEA
... so how long have you and Chuck been together for, anyway?

CHUCK
Oh, for quite a while now. Since the beginning of the semester.

CHELSEA
Semester? You in college or something?

CHUCK
Oh no, I'm still a senior in high school.

NILEY
So youuuu're the mystery boyfriend Olivia always talks about
that supposedly goes "to another school."

OLIVIA
I don't even know you!

NILEY
We've met like 12 times!

CHELSEA
(to Chuck)
So how did you get in the club last night?

CHUCK
Albert's 21 and he pulled some strings and got me in.

NILEY
Maybe he knows where Chelsea's keys are and hopefully in
Chelsea's car is my phone!

OLIVIA
Your keys are probably just at the club in the designation
bowl. You can always pick them up in the morning.

CHELSEA
Well I had the keys last night to get back to the hotel.

OLIVIA
No, we got a cab. Unless you're thinking of when you
met up with Chuck and Albert. Speaking of which, you're
a REAL great friend, Chelsea. Hooking up with Albert
and leaving Niley with nobody. You could've at least
met up with three guys, that would've made more sense.

Chelsea looks back at Olivia, ready to give her a FYI on what happened before she showed up. Chuck does a neck cutting motion and begs her not to continue. Chelsea rolls her eyes and continues on forward.

NILEY
(monotone)
Yeah... you're so right...

Niley shrugs at Chelsea.

CHELSEA
Um, Olivia, why and how are you here again?

OLIVIA
Well my honey here, drunk dialed me after midnight and so
I thought I would come to LA and surprise him! So he
told me where he was and I came up with my dad since he
was coming this way anyway. But my dad left early this
morning because he figured Chuck would just give me a ride
back but since we can't find Albert, we're all screwed on all
ends of the stick.

CHELSEA
(fake smile)
What are the odds that we would be fortunate enough to
meet the one guy in LA who has YOU for a girlfriend!

CUT TO:
INT. CLUB - LOUNGE - DAY
The club owner puts back a bowl of keys under the desk with a saddened look on his face.

CLUB OWNER
I'm sorry guys but if you're not 21, I can't get your keys for you.
If you're not 21, you can't get into the club and therefore, your
car shouldn't be possibly out there. For all I know it's a joke and
you're trying to fuck with someone's car. And that would look
bad on me, right?

CHELSEA
Well, um, what if I showed you my ID and I can give you the
lisence plate of the car off the top of my head?

CLUB OWNER
Not 21, no car. Sorry, those are the rules.

CHELSEA
(squints)
Hand job?

CLUB OWNER
... how old are you?

CHELSEA
... 20.

CLUB OWNER
Let me see that ID.

CHELSEA
Nevermind. Your loss!

EXT. CLUB PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS
Chelsea and Niley exit to see Chuck and Olivia in a full on make out session.

CHELSEA
Okay, break it up!
(waits for them - - they stop)
We need to find Albert, he's 21 and he can get my keys back
so we can get the hell out of here. Olivia, you seem to have
the best recollection of what happened last night, do you
remember the last time we saw him?

OLIVIA
Nope, sorry.

CHELSEA
UGH! Why is this happening? !

NILEY
Well maybe I can just get my phone in there and I can call
Robbie! And this time he'll answer because he knows it's me.

CHELSEA
We would still be stuck out here!

OLIVIA
You can use my phone.

NILEY
No offense but he wouldn't pick up if area code 666 was calling.

Niley gets to Chelsea's car and looks through the window - - it's cracked down a bit by like an inch. Her phone's in the back seat.

NILEY
Ah! It's there! I think I can reach it!

OLIVIA
Niley, you're dumber than rocks. Your arm can't fit in there.

NILEY
Hey! I can try!

CHELSEA
Olivia's right... as much as that pains me to say it.

OLIVIA
Of course I'm right...

CHUCK
Okay, well there's a few places Albert likes to go in LA after
a long night of drinking so we can check those places.

CHELSEA
Are they close by?

CHUCK
Not so much.

NILEY
Well fuck a duck!

CHUCK
You tried that last night.

NILEY
What?

CHUCK
... nevermind.

A cop car off to the side catches Niley's attention... she looks in the back seat...

NILEY
There's Albert!

They all look and see him with his head down being driven up the street.

NILEY
Ah! Wait!

CHUCK
Aw, crap.

CUT TO:
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Chelsea and Chuck are at the front desk talking to the Cop stationed there. He takes out a folder and has them sign it.

COP
He was causing a lot of trouble last night. And then we found him
this morning urinating on the side of a parade float.

CHUCK
Well that's not that bad.

COP
It was during the parade...

CHUCK
Ah... well how much is bail?

COP
Two thousand, six hundred.

CHUCK
Ohhhh... no good. Oh well, see ya!

CHELSEA
Chuck! Wait!
(back to the cop)
Is there anything we can work out for you? Maybe some type
of services we can do for him so we can get him out for
cheaper?

COP
Services?

CHELSEA
I don't know, pick up trash or something?

COP
I can think of something... but it only involves you...

JUMP CUT - - Chuck, Niley and Olivia sit at the bench, waiting for Chelsea and the Cop to come back. Olivia's foot accidentally hits Niley's. She STOMPS IT.

OLIVIA
What the hell?

NILEY
Say sorry to Niley!

OLIVIA
... are you brain damaged?

NILEY
(starts to say something else)
... actually, I was for awhile.

Chelsea returns from the back holding her wrist, Albert behind her and the Cop has a big smile on his face. Albert looks hung over as all hell.

CUT TO:
EXT. CLUB PARKING LOT - DAY
Albert returns from the inside of the club with Chelsea's keys in hand. Chelsea exhales in joy as he's about to hand them to her. He retracts them back.

ALBERT
One thing...

CHELSEA
I already jerked off a cop, what else do you want? !

NILEY
(frowning)
Whaaaaa?

ALBERT
One last kiss... from Niley.

NILEY
You gotta be shittin' me.

OLIVIA
Oh God, just kiss him and get it over with!

NILEY
I kinda have a boyfriend though.

CHELSEA
But technically, you don't. So just do it!

NILEY
UGH! But that's not fair!

ALBERT
It has to be a long, good one too... with tongue. My car's impounded
so I'm stuck here until tomorrow anyway... so give me something to
remember you by in the mean time...

NILEY
You! YOU ARE A - - SICK, SICK MAN! I am ONLY 14!

ALBERT
What? I thought that was a joke?

CHUCK
Nah bro.

ALBERT
Aw, what the fuck? That ain't cool!

CHELSEA
Thank you, so the keys?

ALBERT
Wait... is kissing a 14 year old illegal?

NILEY
Are you serious?

ALBERT
If it's not than the offer still stands!

NILEY
Whatever, you know what?

Niley runs over and kisses him deep anyway and SNATCHES the keys away from him. He smiles.

NILEY
Fuckin' pervert!

Niley throws Chelsea the keys and she runs to the car. Olivia turns to Chuck and they hug for a moment.

CHUCK
I'll see you tomorrow, I'ma wait here with Albert.

OLIVIA
Alright honey, I love you.

CHUCK
(kisses her)
Love you, too.

Olivia walks to the back seat of the car and enters. Chuck stands by Albert and watches them back out of the space and drive off into the streets.

CHUCK
... what the hell is wrong with you, man?

ALBERT
I really don't know.

INT. CHELSEA'S CAR - CONTINUOUS
Niley slaps her phone. It won't turn on.

NILEY
Ugh! Battery's dead!

CHELSEA
We'll be home in an hour. I'll drop you off there, okay?

NILEY
(smiles)
Thanks Chelsea.

OLIVIA
Why do you like Robbie anyway?

NILEY
Why do you hate Jill?

OLIVIA
I have my reasons.

NILEY
But they're not good!

OLIVIA
Is that insinuating your reasons for liking Robbie aren't good too?

NILEY
No. Tell me why you put her through so much shit and I'll
tell you why I like Robbie.

OLIVIA
Eh, that's not enough constellation. Forget I asked.

NILEY
Olivia! I'm serious! Chelsea's being nice enough to drive
you home. The least you can do is give us a valid reason!

OLIVIA
I guess I don't really have one, Niley!

CHELSEA
You're not even gonna give the whole "I was called shit pants
because I was pushed in the mud in 5th grade" story?

OLIVIA
Chelsea, shut the fuck up!

CHELSEA SLAMS ON THE BRAKES, Olivia's head SMASHING into the seat in front of her.

OLIVIA
What the hell? !

CHELSEA
She asked you a question, now answer it!

Niley smiles evilly.

OLIVIA
Okay... like she said... Jill, Robbie and Charlie pushed me in
mud in 5th grade and everyone called me shit pants for the
rest of the year. I wasn't accepted until I joined the drill team
in the 6th grade. I had low self esteem issues after, okay?

NILEY
... that's stupid.

OLIVIA
It just escalated from that. What can I say?

NILEY
Would it kill you to be nice?

OLIVIA
I have been nice! I haven't done shit to her in like 2 months!

NILEY
Forgetting someone exists and being nice are two different things.

Chelsea pulls back onto the road and they start driving again. Niley opens the glove box - - A PENGUIN SLIPS OUT. They all scream and the penguin starts PECKING AT Chelsea's face.

CUT TO:
EXT. ROBBIE'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Chelsea's car pulls up and Niley JUMPS OUT excited. Chelsea holds the penguin out the window, it trying to waddle out of her grip.

CHELSEA
Take your fucking penguin!

NILEY
Oh yeah!

Niley runs back and grabs the penguin and puts it down on the ground in front of her, trying to lead it up the walk way to Robbie's house.

NILEY
C'mon Squirrely!

OLIVIA
And give it a better name!

Chelsea pulls out of the drive way and Niley reaches the front door, fixing her hair. Squirrely starts to trail off so she picks him up and holds him to her chest. She knocks, big smile on her face... the door opens. Robbie looks at her and smiles...

NILEY
Hi...

ROBBIE
Where the hell did you get a penguin?

NILEY
I remembered.

ROBBIE
... what?

NILEY
I remember us!

Robbie smiles, nearly tearing up from joy and he THRUSTS a hug on her, smashing Squirrelly. It pecks at his chest.

NILEY
(bopping it on the head)
NO! BAD SQUIRRELLY!

She throws it down off to the side for a moment and KISSES ROBBIE. The romantic music rises and he holds her close.

NILEY
Robbie?

ROBBIE
Yeah?

NILEY
(pulling back a bit and looks him in the eyes)
Will you be my boyfriend?

ROBBIE
Of course!

They hug again, the music RISING ONCE more. We TILT UP to the stars... Robbie screams.

NILEY
STOP IT, SQUIRRELLY!

TILT DOWN from the same set of stars - -

EXT. HILL TOP - NIGHT
Jill and Patrick are once again on the hood of the car, both laying down and looking at the stars. Jill turns on to her side to look at Patrick...

JILL
Do you really love me?

PATRICK
Of course I do.

JILL
You're not just saying that because I - -

PATRICK
No. No. I mean it.

JILL
Well... do ya think that maybe you could... do the same for me
tonight? I've always wondered what that felt like.

PATRICK
(sitting up)
I'm sorry baby but... I don't do that. It's gross.

JILL
Oh... I don't wanna pressure you or anything.

PATRICK
But if you want... you can do me again.

JILL
Well - -

PATRICK
Please? I love you...

JILL
(smiles)
I love you too...

Jill's head starts to lower, kissing down his chest. Patrick leans back and lets her go to work. He pulls out his phone... going to the Text Menu... he presses Jenny's name... and types in... "thinking of you ;)." He smiles...

SMASH TO BLACK.

NEXT TIME ON WOODSBORO HIGH:
A SURPRISE, SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE.
Things between Jill and Patrick intensify.
Prichard tries to re-group the Cinema Club.

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