A/N: Drabble title is a play on the title of the novel The Unbearable Lightness of Being, written by Milan Kundera.

Word Count: 100 on the nose. Of course.

Summary: E/O CHALLENGE. Drabble word: nap. Dean and Sam enjoy the hospitality of local law enforcement. Sam bitchfaces. A lot.


Sam sat on the lower bunk.

Sam sulked.

He hated everything around him.

Stupid cops.

Stupid silent alarm.

Stupid jail cell.

Dean lay stretched out on the top bunk.

Snoring.

Stupid Dean and his stupid nap time.

The dude in the next cell winked at Sam. "Hey, cutie."

Oh, crap.

The door to the holding area swung open. "Jimmy Page and Angus Young," the guard called out. "Get up! You're being remanded into FBI custody."

It was Bobby. And Dad.

Stupid black suits.

"Dude," Dean whispered sleepily as he sat up. "Told ya there was nothin' ta be worried about."

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