"Did I ever tell you..." the Doctor slurred, staggering slightly "...how annoying you are? You... waltz in and out of my life..." Here he performed a rollicking impromptu waltz to the music in his own head "...and say... irritating things. And call me 'sweetie' like you've a right..."

River rolled her eyes and glared at him. "You're drunk." She told him.

"And you're..." the Doctor squinted myopically at her, pointing one trembling finger at her face. "You're... actually rather beautiful, has anyone ever told you that?"

"Only when you're drunk," muttered River. "Would you ever admit to such a thing."