Author's Notes: Quick, before you read this, listen to Sinead O'Connor's song "Daddy I'm Fine". It's on youtube (I tried to put the address in, but it didn't work. Just search Daddy I'm Fine Sinead O'Connor and click on the first link)

If you don't do that, you will not fully appreciate now much work it was to line up all these syllables.

This is "Daddy I'm fine", rewritten for Andromeda, post-her leaving the Blacks.

THIS IS JUST FOR FUN. I don't own Andromeda, and I really, really don't own this song. Don't sue, don't flag, just enjoy.

)O(

I'm born to the house of Black, where

People didn't cut too much slack for

Girls who did not care too much for

Wealth and name and good Pure blood, so

When my seventeenth birthday came my

Boyfriend helped me leave this behind, and I

Left my sisters a letter, said I'm

Not coming back here anymore, 'cause see

I want to be free and I want to be good

Don't want to act just like a Pureblood should

Want to know that what I'm doing is right

Not cry myself to sleep every night

Not be just another pretty sight

Who doesn't have brains enough to fight

Bella, come on, you know I'm right

Maybe some day you will see the light

I'm getting away from this place

I'll meet this great world face-to-face

I would be the happiest woman to live

If only my sisters would forgiveā€¦

Sorry that I left you behind

I swear that you've been on my mind

Would not forget my sisters easily

This was not a choice that I made easily

But I want to be free and I want to be good

Don't want to act just like a Pureblood should

Want to know that what I'm doing is right

Not cry myself to sleep every night

Not be just another pretty sight

Who doesn't have brains enough to fight

Bella, come on, you know I'm right

Maybe some day you will see the light

I'm glad I left that wretched place

No longer of the Pureblood race

Ev'rything's falling into place

My sweet daughter, she is all grace

There is happiness in my face

I am all velvet not just lace

And I take all this as a sign

Bella, I'm fine

Bella, I'm fine

Bella, I'm fine

Bella, I'm fine

And, Bella, I love you