I really like chatfics – all the awesome nicknames people come up with for the gang! And I like the "conversation only" format, fun to play out cool convos. Here's my variant.
Note: still don't own Glee. Stupid Santa.
Mr. Anderson joins the channel.
Lord Gagay: Hey guys, this is Blaine. Hi Blaine.
Mr. Anderson: Hi Kurt. Um… Your nickname is kind of disturbing.
Lord Gagay: Someone (and by someone I mean you, Puckerman) hacked my account and changed it. Now I have to wait for a week before I can change it back.
Puck You: Don't flip, it lookz good on ya.
Born to Bitch: Hey Mr. Hair gel!
Mr. Anderson: Always nice talking to you, Santana.
Born to Bitch: 'devil'
3: hai Blain. yor nik iz borin.
Mr. Anderson: Uh…
Lord Gagay: That's Brittany.
Mr. Anderson: Oh, I should've guessed. Hi Brittany. Have you seen the Matrix?
3: yea todaly. i kip it undur my bed. it sinz mi to sleap.
Mr. Anderson: Okay… anyway, your own nickname is very… creative.
3: i kno. i hav niks for difrent moodz. 3 iz for green.
Mr. Anderson: Well isn't that amazing. By the way, Kurt, you must have left your phone where you can't hear it – I just wanted to remind you that our appointment is in two hours.
Lord Gagay: Oh GOD what time is it? I gotta go change! Later people!
Lord Gagay left the channel.
Mr. Anderson: Okay guys, nice talkin' to you, bye!
Mercedes: HOLD IT.
Mr. Anderson: ?
Mercedes: What's up with the appointment? You didn't get my baby sick with anything nasty, did you? 'evil'
Mr. Anderson: Jesus, of course not! We're both perfectly healthy.
Mercedes: What is it then? Spill!
Mr. Anderson: Oh we just decided to get matching tattoos. Ok gtg, bye!
Mr. Anderson left the channel.
Mercedes: 'shock' 'shock' 'shock'
Puck You: Did he srsly jus say their getting INKED? 'LOL'
Born to Bitch: Hummel with a tatt. That's gonna be priceless.
Asian Idol: Crap, I totally should've talked Mike into getting matching tattoos :(
Asian Idle: 'facepalm'
3: i duno wat dat iz, but I wana eet sum.
Ok, so I kinda ignored the fact that they're all underage, so tattoos are a no-no for most of them. Boo xP