A bit later than promised, but here it is – the bonus chapter! *fanfare*
Thanks for all the faves and reviews – they are much appreciated.
Private chat created.
Finnstermonster: Uh…... Hi…...
Mr. Anderson: Hi, Finn, how are you?
Finnstermonster: Okay… I guess… how… are you?
Mr. Anderson: Fine, thanks :) I'm assuming you're hoping to get a scoop about our little adventure with Kurt?
Finnstermonster: Oh no! NO. I mean… well….. kind of… but… no.
Mr. Anderson: Finn, that's not really something to be so stressed about o_O
Finnstermonster: Ummmm… it's not? o_O
Mr. Anderson: Not really. o_O Maybe a while ago, but now it's so common – everbody does it, so it seems that discussing it openly is absolutely acceptable.
Finnstermonster: Well, I dunno…
Mr. Anderson: I mean, I've already told the other guys in the chat; they seemed to be dying from curiosity.
FinnstermonsterL Really? o_O
Mr. Anderson: Really :)
Finnstermonster: Oh, cool. So… how… uhh… 'blush'
Mr. Anderson: To cut the long story short: we got there, but didn't get through all the way.
Finnstermonster: Oh… kay… not too TMI…
Mr. Anderson: Kurt realized (only then, lol) that it was going to hurt, and, well, passed out at the most crucial moment.
Mr. Anderson: Of course. That's an inevitable part of the process, isn't it?
Finnstermonster: Dunno bout that…
Mr. Anderson: I mean, the whole thing is partially a 'ritual' to show off how tough and manly you are, right?
Finnstermonster: Whatever, man, just don't get Kurt to do something that will make me want to knock your teeth out!
Mr. Anderson: What? !
Finnstermonster: Dang, this is way too awkward!
Finnstermonster left the channel.
Mr. Anderson: What. The. HELL.
Mr. Anderson: For some reason, I have a weird feeling like we weren't talking about the same thing.
Mr. Anderson: Sheesh.
Mr. Anderson left the channel.
So, did anybody enjoy this little bonus? I had a blast writing it X)