"You don't think I'd do it?"

"With all due respect, I just.. don't think your dapperness would let you do something so impulsive."

"Uh huh. So basically, what you're saying is that I'm too uptight to let loose?"

"What? No! No, that's not what I meant- Blaine? Blaine, what- No. NO. You wouldn't."

"Who's dapper now?"

"Blaine, get down from the table. Blaine-"

"I LOVE KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL!"

"..."

"YOU HEAR THAT, DALTON? I AM HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL!"

"..."

"Did you hear that, Kurt Elizabeth Hummel?"

"..Will you please stop saying my middle name?"

"Not till you answer the question."

"..You want an answer?"

"Yes, I- What are you doing-"

"STUDENTS OF DALTON!"

"Are you seriou-"

"I STAND BEFORE YOU, ON THIS TABLE, TO ANNOUNCE MY UNDYING LOVE TO BLAINE WARBLER ANDERSON!"

"..."

"BLAINE WARBLER ANDERSON, MY BOYFRIEND!"

"..You.. are crazy."

"I love you too."