Okay, so we had a project in Communication Arts. I suck at writing summaries, so I'm just gonna tell you why the heck I made this. I was bored, and we had to write a free-verse poem. People say I'm messed up, but I'm just me! XD

Beards

Long and curly.

Some thick, some thin.

Hanging down from people's chinny-chin-chin.

I want one I do,

Oh Mr. Hobo, I want one like you.

So intimidating, so scary.

Even if you get food stuck in it,

Especially dairy.