Disclaimer: I don't own Granted. I only wish to pay tribute to its awesomeness.
Author's Note: So, I got this lovely idea from Tatyana Witwicky's "Guidelines with Living With Robots". What did I do? Yes, I had to make my own. So sue me!
Okay don't. I really don't want that ^^;
Anyways, lets get started shall we?
Title: Guidelines With Liviing With A Granting Spirit
Summary: Just what does one do when they're around a Granting Spirit, their enemies or friends? Well, here are the guidelines to help set you up.
Rule #1: Do not, absolutely do not call him a Genie.
(He will feel offened, saying that he a Genie and a Granting Spirit is not the same thing)
(I learnt that the first time)
Rule #2: Don't swear around him
(I know he's heard it quite a few times)
(It'll save you the embarrassment of explaining it to him)
Rule #3: Metal spoons/forks/knives have been taken from our kitchen.
(As he said before, it makes the food taste bad)
(I still can't tell the difference)
(I hate chopsticks)
Rule # 4: Whenever watching the 'Friday the 13th' movies, don't do 'Chu chu chu hah hah hah'
(Li will cling to you)
(He won't sleep)
(Neither will you)
(Heidi, I hate you)
Rule #5: Don't try to talk with a Chinese accent
(Li get's huffy and he hits hard)
(I couldn't help but feel horrible, yet amused, when he smacked Sam's upper arm)
(He still has a bruise)