Disclaimer: The author owns neither Spongebob Squarepants nor Drawn Together.
Are you ready kids?
Aye! Aye! Captain Hero!
I can't hear you!
AYE! AYE! CAPTAIN HERO!
Who lives in a house with seven housemates?
A Spongebob parody who is very half-baked!
If crude humor is what you want now,
Then go to the patio and moo like a cow,
Author's Note: To any who feel that the line about the cow seems out of place, I had simply been trying to get parts of the song to rhyme. I also thought that it could refer to Captain Hero's zoophilia or maybe even to the ill-fated live-action cow.