Obviously, I need like an AA meeting, except for Glee. I wonder if they have those?

*French Translated by Motheomar. Thanks!*

Disclaimer: Glee © Not me.

"Kurt! You aren't listening!" Blaine sighed.

Trying to get Kurt to pay attention when Lady GaGa was on TV was like trying to get a cat to swim to the bottom of a 10 foot pool.

"Kurt! Hellooooooo! Ugh!" He yelled out in surrender. All he recieved in reply was a loud "SHHHHHHHHH!"

Kurt pulled the finger from his lips and whipped back around towards the television. Oh Lady Gaga, you are my idol!

"Kurt! Tu m'écoutes au moins? Très bien. Je t'aime Kurt. Je t'aime plus que Katy Perry et honnêtement, je vendrais tous mes CDs si tu le demandais. Je suis tellement content que ça soit moi qui tu as arrêté dans l'escalier ce jour là, et je suis désolé d'avoir mis tant de temps à m'en rendre compte. Je t'aime!" Blaine said. He threw his hands up.

Slowly, Kurt turned around.

He jumped up and ran you hug Blaine. The dark-haired boy's eyes widened.

"Wha-?" He was cut off by a kiss.

A strong, but sweet kiss.

Kurt pulled away from his boyfriend long enough to whisper in his ear, "Je parle français, idiot. Je t'aime aussi."

This was inspired by Je t'aime by Scolander.

Je t'aime means I love you.

This is what Blaine said: "Kurt! Can you even hear me! Fine then. I love you Kurt. I love you more than I love Katy Perry, and honestly, I would sell all of my CDs if you asked me to. I am so glad it was me that you stopped on the stairs that day, and I'm sorry it took me so long to realize that. I love you!"

This is what Kurt said: "I speak French you idiot. I love you too."