A/N: I'm quite aware I'm insane. This is through Gir's point of view, so I made it childlike on purpose. I think it's pretty basic, you should be able to figure it out.

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim. Okay, I said it, will you untie me now? Guys? Hey guys! I said the discl-

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Master?

What's wrong with master? Why is he all non-jumpy-yelly? He's usually jumping and yelling. Why is he so quiet?

I don't like master when he's quiet. He sits and stares at the pictures on his console. Pictures of the Big Ones. God, I think the worm baby people master hates call it. Well, two of them, so godS. And they were in pretty colors! Red and purple gods! I want a green god and yellow god and...

Master is still very quiet.

Sometimes, when master is working very late, he'll fall asleep in a very bad position to fall asleep in. I carry him to his bed, which he says are evil worm baby weakling rest devices but I think are very soft and nice to sleep on. He's very tired when I carry him, he doesn't wake up. Once, I curled up next to him, just once.

Master's very soft. And very warm.

I like warm soft things.

Master knows all kinds of things. Like when to turn in videos so that the video store people stop yelling at you, and when the worm baby people will have candy. Videos and candy are nice. Master should enjoy them, but he doesn't and I don't know why.

Something is really wrong with Master. I spilled a brain freezie, and he didn't even yell. He just stared at me with those weird eyes. The look like windows, only you can't see through them. So that means they look like the stuff windows are made of, I think.

Will Master get better?

He usually wakes up after a while. He's stayed like that longer than ever. Longer than 3 episodes of the Scary Monkey Show. I want Master to get better.

Please get better, Master.

Wait, he's not warm anymore. Why isn't Master warm? Maybe if I snuggle up with him, he'll get better.

There's a shiny thing sticking out of his arm. They say those are bad for you on T.V. Hare-O-In, I think they called it.

Master?

Please wake up Master, I promise I won't make so much noise anymore. I'll be good.

Master, please.

I know! I'll use the scanner thingy! It'll tell me what to do.

ERROR- SUBJECT SHOWING NO SIGNS OF BRAIN ACTIVITY.

DIAGNOSIS: OVERDOSE OF FOREIGN SUBSTANCE.

Master....

I'll stay with you Master, I'll keep you warm. We'll snuggle together, and be warm.

ERROR- MALFUNCTION. SYSTEMS SHUTTING DOWN IN 3...2...

I love you, Master.

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