Meloetta's Stomach Growls And Caused Diabetes
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I honestly have no idea what this is. So sit back. And enjoy. No really, enjoy it. I'm serious, just enjoy and read it. Jesus.
Meloetta and Arceus were in the park, watching a flock of Swanna flying over the huge freshwater lake as they embraced the beauty of nature. Meloetta sighed as she extended her arms, getting rather bored.
"This is boring." Meloetta told Arceus.
Arceus rolled his eyes as he concentrated on inner peace. "That's nice..."
Meloetta's stomach growled, rubbing her belly with both of her hands as she looked at Arceus again.
"I'm hungry." Meloetta told Arceus.
"That's great." Arceus stated as he closed his eyes, letting out a sigh.
Meloetta sniffled as she kept rubbing her stomach. "Can we do something? I'm tired of just sitting on my big butt all day."
Arceus glanced at Meloetta, then he simply shrugged. "Ehhh."
Meloetta made an innocent face as tears began forming in her eyes, which she widened. "Please...?"
Arceus sighed as he gave Meloetta a fuzzy green ball. "Here. Go leave me alone."
Meloetta gasped as she held the ball, squealing in joy as she cuddled it.
Arceus rolled his eyes again. "Oh brother."
Meloetta squeezed the fuzzy ball tightly, causing it to pop. Meloetta gasped as she looked at her hands, then at the broken pieces of the fuzzy ball. Meloetta farted, her gas sounding like a tuba as a fresh spring breeze blew towards the northern direction. Meloetta began to sniffle as she covered her face with her hands, about to cry again. Arceus got up and teleported out of the area, sick of hearing Meloetta. Meloetta was caught off guard as Keldeo and Genesect collided into her, the two other legendaries having been rammed by an incoming meteorite. The three gen 5 event legendaries all screamed as they were sent blasting off again, the beautiful lakefront destroyed in a fiery explosion.