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"God, Edward," I moaned, digging my fingers into his hair. "No more, no more."

"Mmm why?" he groaned against me, licking up my folds with the broad of his tongue.

"I feel like jello," I whimpered.

"Fine," he chuckled, crawling up my body and laying his head on my chest with a pout.

"Why do you sound disappointed? We've been going at it for hours, Edward!" I laughed, twirling his hair between my fingers.

"I haven't made you come."

"I beg to differ." I raised an eyebrow. "What was that two seconds ago?"

"You know what I mean." He rolled his eyes.

"You mean with you inside of me?" I blushed. "We've only done it a few times and it's already feeling way better than the first time."

"Really?"

"Yes. We'll get there eventually, baby," I said tugging on his ears for a kiss.

"Can we get there now?" He grinned, settling himself on top of me.

"If we do it again, I'll never walk," I laughed, unconsciously opening my legs for him.

"Shit, did I hurt you? Are you ok?" he asked, rubbing my thighs frantically.

"I'm fine, Edward," I said, giggling at the frown on his face. "Are you telling me you're not at least a little sore?"

"No, I am." He nodded. "I'm just used to it because of baseball, I guess. I'm sorry you're sore, baby."

"I'm not." I shrugged. "I like that I'm sore. It means we did good."

"We did good?" He smirked.

"We did very good." I smirked back, wrapping my arms around his neck.

"We can do better." He wiggled his eyebrows, grinding against me.

"I want to. I do," I whimpered as I felt him against my sensitive flesh. "But it's getting late and we have to go meet everyone."

"Are we picking them up at the airport?" he asked, kissing down my neck.

"No," I panted. "My mom is."

"Then we have time." He smiled. "Let me make you feel good, Bella."

"God," I groaned as his cock slipped through my lips. "You've been doing nothing but that since last night."

"Good," he said, nipping at my chin as he rubbed against me. "Still sore?"

"Yes, but I don't care," I moaned, bucking my hips against him.

"You sure?" he panted, lining us up.

"Stop pretending you could stop right now." I giggled, moaning when he started slowly pushing in.

"Fuck," he shouted, stopping midway.

"What?" I whimpered, trying to wiggle my hips to push him further in.

"Condom," he groaned.

"Pill," I groaned back. "Just this once, Edward. You feel so good like this."

"Shit, baby, it feels amazing. You don't even know."

"Please," I cried out as he thrust all the way in. "Oh fuck."

"Did I hurt you?" He tensed up.

"No, no, keep going," I moaned, loving how he felt inside of me.

"So warm and wet," he muttered against my neck. "So perfect wrapped around me."

"Edward," I moaned, at both his words and his hips grinding against mine.

He pressed his lips to mine, swirling his tongue in my mouth before breaking it and kissing down my chest, stopping to suck a nipple into his mouth.

"Oh fuck," I moaned, arching my back and wrapping my legs tighter around him. "Feels so good, baby."

"Bella," he groaned. "Too good, I won't last."

"Come baby," I whispered in his ear. "Come inside of me."

"Shit, don't say that," he panted, dropping his head to my chest. "I want you to come. Can you come?"

"I don't know," I said, feeling the beginnings of an orgasm in the pit of my stomach.

"I do," Edward said, pulling out suddenly despite my protests.

"Edward, what are you.. Ugh," I moaned as he attached his mouth to my clit, sucking roughly. "Oh God, oh God."

"Tell me when you're close," he muttered against me before adding his fingers to the mix, curling them up to hit my favorite spot.

"Oh!" I shouted as my legs began the tremble, his tongue working me so well. "Fuck, fuck."

"Are you going to come, baby?" he asked against my wet flesh, nipping at my clit in between words.

"Yes, yes," I chanted, gripping the sheets next to me.

"Good," he said, kissing my clit lightly before pulling his fingers away.

"No," I cried out. "Don't stop."

"I'm not," he smirked, replacing his fingers with his cock and thrusting back inside of me.

"Oh god," I moaned, throwing my head back in pleasure as he filled me.

"Please, baby, please come for me," he begged huskily in my ear, swirling his thumb around my clit and rubbing hard.

"Edward!" I cried out, tightening my legs around his hips. "Oh God, oh God, oh God."

"Yes!" he hissed gripping my hips as I clenched around him. "Fuck, Bella. Yes."

"I love you," I panted in his ear as he tensed above me.

"I love you," he groaned, collapsing on top of me and burying his head in my neck.

"You cheated." I giggled breathlessly.

"Don't ruin the moment," he groaned against my skin. "I won fair and square."

"I didn't know we were competing. What's the prize?" I smiled, running my fingers through his damp hair.

"You're my prize," he said, kissing me sweetly. "Can I keep you?"

"Always," I murmured against his lips, once again getting lost in him.

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"Thank you for last night," I said once we were settled in the car, our fingers intertwined while we drove home.

"No, thank you." He smirked. "I quite enjoyed myself last night and this morning."

"Perv," I giggled.

"You love it." He winked, lifting my hand to his mouth and kissing my palm.

"Sometimes." I shook my head with a smile.

"You loved it last night." He wiggled his eyebrows.

"And this morning," I shot back, making him laugh.

"I knew I kept you around for a reason." He chuckled, kissing my hand again. "I love you."

"I know." I grinned.

"That's it? I don't get an I love you back? That's harsh, baby. I just handed you my virginity and this is how you repay me?" He pouted dramatically.

"Sorry, babe," I deepened my voice to sound like a guy. "You know how it is. I had fun. It's not you, its me."

"You do a horrible male impersonation." He rolled his eyes.

"Well, sorry." I chuckled. "I don't have a penis."

"I do." He smirked. "You got very acquainted with it recently."

"You're just so proud of that, aren't you?" I laughed as he grinned at me.

"You're not? I mean, this morning was a highlight of my life. I want to shout about it from the rooftops."

"You won't, right?" I blushed, imagining him telling everyone about our explorations.

"I won't what?" he asked confused.

"I just.. umm, you're not going to brag to Jake about it, are you? Or to Jas and Em? Because that would be really awkward and as much as Rose and Tanya want to know I'm not going to say anything and—"

"Bella." He chuckled, covering my mouth. "I'm not going to say anything. What happens between us is just that, between us. I promise they'll get no details. I really don't need them picturing you the way I do."

"Ok," I gave a muffled sigh against his hand. "Thank you."

"You're welcome." He smiled. "Now can we go back to talking about this morning and when we can do it again?"

"One track mind," I said through my peals of laughter.

Ten minutes later we pulled up to my house, my smile growing when I saw our friends piling out of my moms car.

"Ready for the interrogation?" Edward asked, nodding his head at Rose as she tapped her foot and pointed at me.

"Help me," I whimpered, making him laugh.

"Just make me sound good. Tell her all about my sexual prowess," he said, cracking himself up.

"Jerk," I chuckled, shaking my head as I exited the car.

"Hi," Rose said with sparkle in her eye as she approached me, the rest of the group following behind.

"Hi," I greeted, narrowing my eyes at her in warning.

"Stop glaring at me, Bella. I didn't tell anyone anything," she huffed before grumbling under her breath. "It's not like you told me anything, anyway."

I kicked her.

Lightly, of course

"Bitch." She laughed, kicking me back.

"You love me." I stuck my tongue out at her.

"Yea and apparently he loved all up on you too," she whispered as she pointed at Edward helping the rest grab their bags.

She wouldn't give up.

"I'm not telling you anything." I shook my head.

"Come on, Bella," she whined. "I've told you all about me and Emmett."

"Which I never asked about." I rolled my eyes as I took a drink from my water bottle.

"Is his dick big?"

"Rose!" I laughed, sputtering on my water.

"Can you at least tell me if he's as good as he looks?"

"Better." I blushed as she let out a squeal. "And that's all you're getting."

"You're a horrible best friend," she yelled after me as I went to greet the others.

"Is she begging for details?" Edward whispered in my ear as I approached them.

"Yes." I rolled my eyes.

"Did you tell her?"

"No, did you want me to?" I raised an eyebrow.

"No. I'm just glad I don't have to worry about her looking at my dick after she found out how well endowed I am."

"Cocky much?" I laughed.

"That is what we're talking about, right?" He smirked.

"You're ridiculous."

"Ah, there you go again, talking about my dick. One night and that's all you can think about?" He teased.

"Hey, guys," I greeted everyone, ignoring his arrogant chuckle.

"Hey, Bells," Jasper and Tanya greeted in unison, giving me a quick hug before making their way towards the house.

"The girls are staying in my room and Jasper and Emmet can stay in the guest room or you guys can go over to the Cullen house and stay there," I shouted after their retreating forms.

"I'll go with Edward." Jasper grinned.

"Hell no." Edward shook his head. "You're not staying anywhere near Ali."

"What? Like I'm going to try anything in your parents' house," he said innocently before laughing at Edwards pointed look.

"Fine. Hey big guy, we're sharing a room!" he shouted at Emmett with a cheesy grin.

"At least I'll get to share a bed with a blonde this week, sucks it's not the one I want," Emmett said winking at Rose before spotting me. "Well hello there, Bellini, don't you look rather happy this morning."

I immediately turned to glare at Rose, chuckling when she tripped as she tried to get away.

"Yes, I'm very happy, Em. I get to see you." I smiled.

"Bull shit. You rode the bologna pony didn't you?" He wiggled his eyebrows.

"Emmett," I hissed, smacking him as he laughed.

"You bounced on the pogo stick? Did he clean your carpet? Butter your muffin? Did you do the funky chicken?"

"Are you done?" I asked dryly, trying to hide my smile as he kept going.

"I have tons." He grinned.

"I know." I chuckled. "And the answer to all of them, is no."

"Liar!" He pointed a finger at me. "You just don't want me kicking pretty boys ass."

"I'll never tell," I sang as I turned to walk away, finding Edward staring at me bemusedly.

"Talking about my penis again?" He smirked.

"Yea." I shrugged. "Emmett and I were comparing sizes."

His laughter followed me into the house as I walked away.

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"Are you really not going to tell us anything?" Rose whined again as she unpacked her stuff.

"Let her be, Ro. She'll tell us when she wants to," Tanya said, throwing a shirt at Rose's head.

"Yea. And I don't want to." I stuck my tongue out at both of them.

"I just have one question," Tanya said, coming to sit next to me on the bed.

"What?" I asked suspiciously.

"Was it how you imagined it would be?" she asked.

"Better." I grinned. "Oh so much better."

"Good." She smiled, giving me a quick hug. "I'm happy for you."

"Thanks, T," I said hugging her back.

"I'm happy for you too," Rose said joining in on the hug and making us laugh. "What? I am! Plus, I'm sorry I'm a nosy bitch that wants to know all about the sex life you didn't have a few days ago."

"You wouldn't be you, if you weren't a nosy bitch." I laughed as she poked my side. "And I'm still not telling you."

"Whoa!" Emmett said walking into the room and seeing us all huddled on the bed. "What's going on in here?"

"What do you think?" I wiggled my eyebrows, as the girls snuggled closer to me.

"Tanya's fantasy coming true," he joked.

"One of them at least," Tanya winked before getting off the bed. "Enough turning me on. What are we doing today?"

"It's already getting kind of late," I said, noticing the fading sun. "We can get some dinner and then maybe have a bon fire. Keep it simple tonight. What do you guys think?"

"Sounds good to me," Edward said, walking into the room, obviously hearing my last question. "Can I bring Jake?"

"Sure." I smiled, rushing to his side and into his arms. "Hi."

"Hi." He chuckled, bending his neck to kiss me. "Missing me already?"

"Always."

"Gag me," Rose said, squeaking when I picked up the nearest pillow and threw it at her. "Hey!"

"Don't be jealous!" I stuck my tongue out at her.

"Don't stick that tongue out at me. I don't know where it's been." She smirked, looking pointedly at Edward. "Or actually, I do."

"You!" I said dramatically pointing at her. "Are a dirty, dirty whore."

"And I love her that way," Emmett interjected, wrapping his arms around her.

"You just love where my tongue has been," Rose laughed.

"Ok enough of this TMI session." Tanya rolled her eyes. "Who's Jake?"

"Oh, I've known Jake since we were little. He's like my brother," Edward answered. "You guys will love him."

"Is he hot?" Tanya asked, grinning hopefully at Edward.

"Oh yea." I nodded, earning a pinch in my side from Edward. "What? He is!"

"Whatever," he huffed, turning to the rest of the group. "We should go before it gets too dark."

"Don't be mad, you're way hotter," I cooed as he pulled me along.

"Whatever," he said again, failing to hide his smile and pulling me closer.

I wrapped my arms around his waist, pursing my lips in apology.

He chuckled, bending to give me a not so chaste kiss.

"Are we going to have to deal with you two all lovey-dovey today?" Jasper groaned. "I really don't need to see that."

"Yes," we answered together, pulling apart. "Get used to it."

"I need Alice." He pouted.

"I don't need to know that." Edward cringed.

"What?" Jasper whined. "I miss her."

"Pussywhipped," Emmett coughed into his palm.

"You all are." Tanya rolled her eyes. "Now can we get this show on the road? I want to meet this hottie since we're obviously the 3rd wheels in the bunch. Maybe I can have some fun this vacation."

"Yea, lets go." Edward laughed.

We packed ourselves into the jeep, Rose and I sharing the passenger seat where she kept trying to get details out of me.

After eating a quick dinner, we made our way to the beach, stopping on the way to cram Ali into the car as well.

"Dude! You must have hated leaving here for Forks!" Emmett exclaimed as we set up a small fire. "Even at night it's fucking warm."

"Yea it sucked." He chuckled before looking over at me. "But Forks has its perks."

"Aww Eddie, I knew you loved me," Emmett said, batting his eyelashes jokingly.

"Oh yea, Emmett." Edward smirked, before winking teasingly. "I definitely meant you."

"Sorry, Bells. I'm just too pretty." Emmett grinned.

"I forgive you, Em. I stole your girlfriend a long time ago anyway," I said, kissing Rose on the cheek.

A honk interrupted Emmett's rebuttal and we turned to see Jake's car pulling onto the sand.

"Holy shit!" Tanya practically moaned when she saw Jake getting out and walking towards us.

"What?" I said, looking at her surprised face.

"You said he was hot but I did not expect that!"

"You act like you've never seen a hot guy before." I laughed.

"Oh, baby, I've seen hot guys but tall, dark and handsome is not something we see often in Forks," she said, biting her lip.

"Especially not the tan." I teased. "Would you like me to introduce you?"

"Umm, duh," she said, smacking my arm.

"Hey, Jake," I said, greeting him with a quick hug.

"Hey, Bell. How'd my man Ed treat you?" He wiggled his eyebrows.

"You knew too?" I blushed.

"Who do you think helped him set everything up? I'm the one with the muscles, babe. He couldn't have done it without me."

"Douche," Edward said, jabbing an elbow into his side. "Be nice so my friends won't hate you."

"Hate me? Nah, I'm too good looking to hate," he said, smiling hugely in our direction. "Right, ladies?"

"I wouldn't kick you out of my bed, that's for sure," Tanya murmured, smirking when Jake's eyes widened at seeing her.

"And you are?" he asked, eyeing her up and down.

"Tanya," she simpered, holding her hand out.

"Well hello, Tanya. It's nice to meet someone of such beauty." He smirked, bringing her hand to his lips.

"Really?" She snorted. "Does that really work for you?"

"Usually." Jake chuckled.

"You should've just said, 'Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?' That's her favorite pick up line," Emmett said with a laugh.

"Shut up, Emmett!" Tanya laughed. "No it's not."

"Oh. I got one." Jake laughed. "Hey girl, you're hot. Wanna travel to Uranus?"

"Eww," I shouted as we all burst into laughter.

"I don't need to hear this." Jasper laughed, escaping with Alice to who knows where.

"Party Poopers!" We shouted to their retreating forms.

"He just missed her," Tanya said. "Now continue trying to pick me up. I liked it."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?" Emmett asked with a grin. "My zipper."

"He's not lying." Rose smiled as she took a seat near the fire.

"If I had skittles in my mouth, would you come taste my rainbow?" Jake asked, blowing a kiss at me.

"No," Edward said, shaking his head at him and pulling me into his lap.

"Aww come on, I'm joking," Jake laughed. "Give us one of your smarty pants pickup line."

"You have smarty pants pickup lines?" I giggled. "Tell me, please."

"Do you like playing with rubix cubes?" he chuckled.

"Yea, I guess."

"Good. Then you'll like playing with me because the more you do, the harder I get." He arched an eyebrow at me.

"Such a way with words," I teased.

"Hey, Tanya," Jake shouted, motioning with one finger towards him. "Come here."

"What?" She smirked as she walked over to him.

"I just made you come with one finger." He smirked back. "Imagine what I could do with two."

"Dude!" Emmett shouted. "You're fucking awesome!"

"I think you've been replaced, baby," I laughed as Jake and Emmett continued to share ridiculous pick up lines.

"Apparently." Edward rolled his eyes before wrapping his arms tighter around me. "You won't replace me, will you?"

"Never," I answered seriously, despite the amusement in his eyes, before bending to kiss him softly.

"Oh no, they're getting lost in their own little world again!" Rose shouted. "Quick, someone separate them!"

"Hey!" I shouted with a laugh when Tanya tackled our kissing forms, knocking us all on our sides. "Rude!"

"Get a room! We don't need to see that shit!" Emmett said in a mock stern voice.

"Sounds good to me," I said with a sly smile before hopping up and laughing when Rose immediately pounced.

"Nuh uh, I haven't seen you in a week, you stay here, missy!" She wagged her finger at me.

"Yes, Mom." I rolled my eyes.

"Ah see, I knew you wanted your father and I to get married, you're calling me by my title already." She smirked, knowing her crush on my father always irked me.

"Ugh, Rose." I scrunched up my face in disgust.

"What do you think, Bells? Want a little baby brother or sister?" She laughed, screeching when I ran after her. "Do not disrespect me, Isabella!"

"Don't fantasize about my father, Rosalie Lillian!"

"Ooh, middle name. This is going to be good," I heard Emmett chuckle as I knocked Rose into the sand.

"Hot," Jake commented. "Can we throw some water on them and make them mud wrestle?"

"No, Bella! My hair!" she laughed as we tussled on the beach, sand getting in some uncomfortable places. "I give, I give! I'll stop talking about your ridiculously sexy father and his mustache that gives me tingles!"

"Oh god, Rose!" I groaned, falling to the side of her with a laugh. "That's so gross."

"You think I'd look good with a mustache?" Emmett asked, making us all burst into laughter.

"Yes, Em. You'd be hot with a mustache." Rose rolled her eyes as he pulled her towards him.

"Hotter than Chief Swan?" He smirked.

"Don't push it!" Rose chuckled, squeaking when Emmett pinched her butt and threw her over his shoulder.

"You're mine, woman, I'll fight an old cop if I have to!"

"Charlie is not old!" she protested with a laugh as he dragged her towards the water.

"Why do we have such ridiculous friends?" I groaned as I threw myself down onto Edward's lap, smiling when his arms immediately wrapped around me.

"They were your friends first, I was just kind of thrown in." He chuckled.

"Yea, well you have Jake and he's worse than all of them put together," I argued.

"Speaking of them put together, him and Tanya look like they're getting along," he said, nodding his head as a squealing Tanya ran away from Jake as he growled playfully at her.

"She's going to eat him alive." I laughed.

"I'm sure he wouldn't mind that." Edward wiggled his eyebrows.

"Dirty," I said poking his forehead with my pointer finger.

"Just as dirty." He laughed, poking my forehead as well. "Don't deny it."

"I'm a lady, I have no idea what you speak of," I said patting my dress down.

"Mmhm, sure," he whispered grinding his erection into my ass.

"Fuck," I moaned in surprise at feeling him so hard underneath me.

"Dirty mouth too," he chuckled before kissing said dirty mouth. "I love it."

"I have other dirty places too," I mumbled against his lips.

"Oh yea? Where?" He bit his lip.

"I have sand in really uncomfortable places," I said in a mock sexy voice, making him laugh.

"You are so fucking adorable," he said, kissing me quickly. "Would you like me to help you remove the uncomfortable sand?"

"That doesn't sound sexy at all." I laughed against his lips.

"Oh, baby. I can make you forget all about that sand," he said tugging on my lip with his teeth.

"What sand?" I whimpered.

"Exactly."


Just some fun and dirty times as we move this story along. :)

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Sorry for the ridiculously long delay. I went to the BD premiere and then I got strep throat and then I moved and got a second job and didn't have internet for a month... blah blah.

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