Mori: OMG MORI DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF? WHY ARE YOU WRITING DUMB PHONE CALL STORIES? ...well...'cause I wanna. Dur. Enjoy...I guess.

Incoming call from Derpy Shouta-kun…

"H-Hello?"

"…Rin…you locked me out of your house."

"Hehe…and? What about it?"

"IT'S POURING COWS AND CHICKENS OUT HERE!"

"HEHE~! …wait…cows and chickens…don't you mean cats and do-"

"That's not the point RIN! THE POINT IS THAT I'M SOAKEN WET OUT HERE. AND YOU WON'T LET ME IN."

"…hella tempting Len…"

"What was that?"

"E-Er nothing. Anyway. NOPE. You're not getting in~!"

"RIN! Why not?"

"…because you're a derpy shouta who won't tell me what he was talking about last night. Duh."

"RIN!"

"Call my name all you want to Len~! But you gets no love~! Hehe~!"

"…"

"H-HEY! DON'T BREAK MY DOOR YOU IDIOT! STOP BANGING ON THE DOOR!"

"Will you let me in then?"

"…No."

"But Rin-chan~!"

"…!"

"It's so embarrassing~!"

"L-Len…you're not playing fair!"

"Rin-chan~!"

"S-Stop!"

"Let me in~!"

"…bitch."

"…Keh…thanks for opening the door love."

"Yeah yeah just get in already before ya get a col-MMPH!"

"…Hey Rin. I love you."

"…I-I love you too….wait a minute…was that all?"

"…Duh, Rin."

"…just get the fuck in here…Dumbass."


Mori: Seriously...what was I thinking when I wrote this...like really? ANYWAY. I hope you enjoyed another one of these...thingies...so er...review...please?