"Erotic"

by

Tito Vazquez

(based on 'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette)



And old man turn 69. Won the lottery, on a call-girl he'd dine.

The zipper fly is the only thing in the way.

Your lover's semen in 2 minutes, no wait.

And isn't it erotic, don't you think?

It's like rain on a wetting babe.

Getting a ride right after a lay.

It's sex advice that you called for today

And going down on a n----r

You play it safe. You pull down the fly.

Unwrap a condom, kiss your virginity goodbye.

You wait your whole damn life to show off your might.

And as your girl goes down, you say "Well isn't this nice?"

And isn't it erotic, don't you think?

It's like rain on a wetting babe.

Getting a ride right after a lay.

It's sex advice that you called for today

And fingering a n----r

Your wife is a funny maid, sneaking up on you just when you think "Oh yay"

and she is gone, but you're not right.

Yeah your man is a dissatisfied gay, jumping your bones when you suspect

and the dick doesn't blow up in your face.

A tampon jam when you're already late.

A blue dot on your very first date.

Abortion: like 10,000 bucks when all you needed was the pill

You met the man of your dreams, and now you have to become his wife.

And isn't it erotic, don't you think?

A little too erotic, and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on a wetting babe.

Getting a ride right after a lay.

It's sex advice that you called for today

And going down on a n----r

Your kids act a funny way, figuring to you...

It seemed like a funny, funny way

Your brother was helping you out.. helping you out.