A\N: Hello just to let you know this is my first Naruto and Bleach Crossover. I would like you honest opinion on how I did. So enjoy!

A/N 11/11/11: this is the beta version of my chapter one. Beta by CelestialMoon17.

Disclaimer: I do not ownNarutoor Bleach. If I did, there would be a Naruto and Bleach crossover games.


"Someone talking"

[Flashback begins]

[Flashback ends]

Chapter 1

It was a calm and cool night in the seireitei. Nothing was out of the ordinary. The shinigami were doing their rounds as usual. However, in the distance there was one particular individual who was jumping from rooftop to rooftop. He was clearly in a hurry; his thoughts were focused on one thing, and it was driving him crazy because he couldn't figure out how to deal with it. Upon reaching his destination, he forced his mind to become a blank slate, as he stood staring at the front doors to one of the most famous clans in the seireitei, the Shihouin clan.

Instinctively he reached out to push one of the two doors to the compound, but he stopped himself at the last second.

Whoa. That was close. I know her well enough to be prepared. She might have some extra omnitsukido stationed here to keep "us" (mostly Urahara), out so we don't pull any late night pranks. He allowed himself a small chuckle at a recent memory of a prank that Urahara and he had pulled.

Man was she pissed. We both ended up in the hospital, but thanks to my fast healing, I was fine. Unfortunately, I could not say the same thing for Urahara.

The smile that was on his face suddenly changed to a frown.

Now that I think about it, I'm not sure she forgave me for that. I just hope she can forgive me for what I am about to do to her now. Stepping back, he looked up, and in one swift action, he jumped onto the roof and hurried forward to his ultimate destination.

Entering a room through an open window, he looked around the room, and spotting a picture frame on a dresser, he walked towards it. Stopping next to the dresser, he picked up the frame and sees a photograph of a tall blond man with a fox like grin on his handsome face. His hair was spiky, and almost seemed to defy the laws of gravity. His eyes were ocean blue, and his most distinctive feature was the six whisker marks on his cheeks, three on each side. He wore his captain uniform, which consisted of the captain haori that draped over his form, stopping right above his ankles. It was decorated with orange-red flames on the bottom, and had the written kanji character of the word third written on the back. His outfit was completed underneath with a standard Shinigami uniform.

The woman next to him, with her arms around one of his and smiling benignly into the camera, was none other than Yoruichi Shihouin, the twenty second head of the Shihouin clan. Her skin was a beautiful shade of dark brown, which contrasted with her luminous golden eyes in a visually striking effect. She had brilliant purple hair, which was tied up in a ponytail with an orange ribbon. Her attire consisted of a black sleeveless undershirt, an orange over-shirt with two white straps on each shoulder with a large beige sash around her waist. On her legs, she wore simple black stretch pants. On her wrists, she had long beige wrist warmers, secured by bands, with matching long beige leg warmers. A simple pair of brown shoes completed her outfit.

The man stared at the picture for long moment before he carefully put the frame back on the dresser. He couldn't help but smile to himself. That was the day I became a captain.

He swiftly turned around and walked towards the bed, where the purple haired goddess was sleeping peacefully, unaware of his presence. Carefully kneeling by the edge of the bed, he placed a hand on her cheek and stroked it tenderly, marvelling at its softness.

I still can't figure out how she fell in love with an idiot like me. He listened for a moment to the sound of her purring. Huh. I thought she only purred in her cat form. Well I guess you learn something new every day. He chuckled softly.

After a moment, he straightened up and pulled out a folded piece of paper, slipping it under her pillow. He then bent down to place a feather light kiss on her forehead.

"Well Yoruichi I guess this is… goodbye." He whispered softly to her. Walking to the window, he turned and looked at her one more time before jumping out the window and disappearing into the night.

Little did he know that Yoruichi had heard him?

She stirred and then lay there for a moment longer before she sat up and rubbed one of her eyes.

"Naruto is that you?" she mumbled, her voice still thick with sleep. After a moment of looking around her room and seeing no one there, she shrugged her shoulders and lay back down in her bed. Putting an arm under her pillow, she felt something. She sat up a bit and pulled it out of her pillow. It looked like a folded piece of paper.

"What the heck is this?" Yoruichi said to herself. Turning her lamp on, she carefully unfolded the paper and began to read it.


If you are reading this then I have already left the Seireitei. You should know by now what happened, but on the off chance you don't, I will tell you.

For the past few months, I have been secretly fallowing and monitoring lieutenant Aizen due to reports of him that were connected with suspicious activities. One day I was careless and he discovered me. He found out what I was doing and planned to get rid of me. He tried killing me but we are both equals on the battlefield. Beaten, he used his last resort.

He pulled out a small, black orb from his robes and used it on me. I cannot tell you what it did to me, because even I do not know all of the effects of this orb. I do know that it's affecting my body very quickly and in a bad way. However, it gets worse. Killing me was not the only thing in his plans. Aizen is also plotting tomurder central 46.

Since I am the only one who knows what he is going to do, he plans to tell the Head-Captain that it was my plan to kill them and it will work thanks to his damn sword Shikai ability. You remember that time when he showed us his Shikai ability. That was before he became a lieutenant, but apparently Aizen's Shikai true ability really is Kanzen Saimin (Complete Hypnosis).

It controls the five senses to the point that it can make the target misinterpret form, shape, mass, feel and smell. The initial condition for the hypnosis is to show the enemy the release form of his Kyoka Suigetsu. After seeing it just once, that person will completely succumb to the hypnosis. After that, every time it is released that person will fall under the thrall of the hypnosis. He tried to use it on against me but it had no effect, due to my powers.

The only way he can get rid of me is to either execute me or have me arrested. This will probably be the last time you will hear from me so I must tell you one more thing. You have to promise me that no matter what happens or whatever you hear, you will not come looking for me. Also, I want you to move on, forget about me, and go forward with your life. I don't want you to get hurt.

Please Yoruichi just do it for you, not me.

Naruto Uzumaki

Yoruichi put the note down and sat there in shock at what she just read. After a long moment, she came back to reality. She snapped her fingers. Soi-fon, with three other omnitsukido members appeared right in front of her.

"H-hai lady Yoruichi." Soi-fon was nervous. She knew something was wrong mainly by the murderous expression on her face. Also, it was around three in the morning, and generally, people are not summoned at that time of morning for anything good.

"Bring me Urahara right now and I don't care if you have to force him to come." Yoruichi told her. The girl opened her mouth to speak, but was cut off.

"Don't even think about asking me why Soi-fon or I swear to kami I'll make you run laps around the Seireitei till you drop. Do I make myself clear?"

Soi-fon gulped and said "H-hai!"

She then quickly bowed and left without saying another word. Yoruichi watched them scramble off. After a moment, she got out bed, her anger causing her to crumple the note still in her hand.

"Why Naruto why?" she said, fighting the urge to destroy everything in sight while she started to get dressed.

10 Minutes later

The doors to Yoruichi's room slid open and Soi-fon quickly shoved Urahara in. She didn't want to stick around to witness Yoruichi's wrath. Urahara stumbled in and quickly regained his balance. He gave Yoruichi a dark look.

"So Yoruichi-love, what was so urgent that your lieutenant forced me to come see you?" Urahara asked the question, even though he already knew the reason for his summons.

[Flashback begins]

Naruto was standing in front of Urahara's lab doors and taking several deep breaths to calm himself down. After he was calm enough to deal with the situation, he entered the lab and saw Urahara sitting in his chair, reading some papers.

"What can I do for you this early in the morning Naruto?" Urahara asked without looking up from his papers.

"I came to get one of those gigai you been making so I can go to the human world immediately." Naruto replied in a calm but serious tone.

Now Urahara glanced up from his papers to look sharply at Naruto.

"You're joking right?" Naruto just shook his head. Urahara raised an eyebrow. "Well can you at least explain why?" he asked. Naruto sighs and starts to explain about Aizen, leaving out the part about the black orb.

"Damn it Shinji was right after all about Aizen!" Urahara exclaimed. "So what are you going to do now? I mean once you get to the human world."

There was a moment of silence, and then Naruto replied, "When I get there I'm going to find somewhere quiet to train where the Soul Society can't find me."

"I see." was Urahara's reply.

They both stood there in contemplative silence for a few minutes until Urahara abruptly stood up and said,

"Alright then, I will give you the one that I just finished. It can hide all traces of reiatsu." Urahara walked over to the other end of his lab to get the gigai, and came back with two things.

"Here is the gigai and a mod soul in case one of the hollows attacks you or you run afoul of one."

Naruto thanked him and took the pill-like substance and the soul pager. He carefully examined what Urahara gave him,

"Why did you give me a soul pager? Don't the enemies use them to track people down?" Naruto frowned. Urahara laughed.

"That's not funny. The last thing I want is to leave and then get caught and sent back." Naruto said becoming furious as Urahara continued to laugh.

After a moment, Urahara pulled one of his hand fans out of nowhere and held it up to hide his mouth.

"The soul pager is for you so I can contact you or you can contact me in case something happens to you. I'm the only one who can trace that soul pager. Honestly Naruto, did you really think I'd let you be caught by the enemy? Who do you think I am anyways?"

"Hey thanks for this. Well I'll see you on the flip side." Naruto said. He began to walk away, but stopped after a few steps and looked back at Urahara, "Oh yes, before I forget. If you even think about telling Yoruichi about what happened here tonight. I'll come back and kick your ass."

"S-sure whatever you say." Urahara said with a nervous laugh.

[Flashback ends]

Yoruichi's eyebrow twitched. Urahara involuntarily tensed. Uh-oh, here it comes...

"How can you be so happy at a time like this?" she whispered, but Urahara still heard her.

Right before Urahara could reply, Yoruichi slammed into the wall behind him.

"Where. Is. He?" She asked him her voice rising with each word.

"I have no id-" He was cut off when Yoruichi grabbed his cane and unsheathed his Zanpakuto and placed it between his legs.

"I'm not going to ask you again, WHERE IS NARUTO?" Yoruichi yelled as she moved his sword closer to little Urahara. As for the said person, he was sweating bullets by now.

"Yoruichi you have to be kid-" Once again, he was cut off when the sword slowly inched up his legs. Right when they touched his pants, Urahara closed his eyes and yelled out.

"HE'S AT OUR SECRET TRAINNING GROUDS!" The next thing he heard was the sound of his sword hitting the floor, followed by a palpable silence.

Opening his eyes to find Yoruichi nowhere in sight he sighed heavily

"Man she's freaking crazy! That was too close. I need a drink. Hmmm, I wonder if Rangiku is still out." He said to himself as he Shunpo-ed to the nearest bar.

Unbeknownst to Urahara and Yoruichi, hidden just outside the door listening to the entire exchange was Soi-fon. As soon as she was alone, she followed Yoruichi to the confrontation at the training grounds.

Naruto had just finished opening his own Senkaimon (door to human world). He began to walk towards it but stopped when he heard a familiar voice.

"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING GOING?" Yoruichi yelled at the top of her lungs.

"So Kisuke caved did he? Huh. I wonder what you did to him this time." Naruto replied I'm going to kill him the next time I see him he thought. He sighed heavily.

"I'm going to the human world. You can't stop me, and you can't come with me."

"Why can't I come with you?" Yoruichi asked him.

Naruto stayed silent.

"Answer me." She was quickly becoming enraged.

He remained silent. Yoruichi's anger broke.

"ANSWER ME GOD DAMN IT!" she yelled out as her eyes began to tear up.

"Yoruichi look at how you're acting. What would you have done if I left before you got here?" Naruto asked. His words seemed to deflate her. She was quiet for a moment before replying.

"I…I…I don't know what I would do, but it would kill me if you left without me." Yoruichi said. Her eyes were still wet.

"Now think how Soi-fon would act if both the people she looked up to just disappeared and became wanted criminals. She would be crushed not only to lose a teacher but someone who is also her idol. You are the one person who treated her like a daughter. If she lost that, it would destroy her. She would close herself off and let nobody in just so she cannot be hurt like that again. That is why you have to stay behind." Naruto told her.

"But Naru-" She was interrupted by a now raging Naruto.


Naruto's eyes flashed dangerously for a moment before he calmed down. He sighed and ran a hand through his messy hair.

"You're not thinking things through. Let's say I stayed here right? The worst-case scenario is me being executed on Sokyoko hill. If you're freaking out here simply because I'm leaving, then how would you feel if you lost me forever?"

He paused giving her time to let it sink in.

'Now think of what I lose if I go to the human world. All the people precious to me, the place I now call home and, most of all, I lose the one person that could fall in love with a complete idiot like me. I know it is hard to give up the people you love; trust me I know how it feels. This will be the second time that this happens to Me." he whispered the last part to himself.

"I don't care! All I want is to be wit-" her sentence hung unfinished when Naruto Shunpo-ed behind her and knocked her out by hitting her in the back of the neck.

"I'm sorry Yoruichi, but I had to do that. I just hope you can forgive me…again." He then gently lowered her inert body to the ground. Then he reached up to remove his necklace (the one Tsunade had given him) and put it around her neck. He looked at her tenderly for one long, lingering moment. Finally, he got up, and looked off to his right.

"Soi-Fon I know you're there, so you can come out now." Naruto informed her. The young woman appeared in front of him. Her eyes were glaring daggers at the ground.

"Sensei." Soi-Fon replied. Naruto could tell she was angry about something and he had a clue about what it was.

"I take it you heard our little conversation." It was a statement. Not a question. Naruto saw the girl nod slightly. He sighed quietly.

"Look Soi-Fon don't get made about what Yoruichi said-" He began only for Soi-Fon to cut him off

"She basically flat out said she didn't care about leaving me, and you expect me not to be angry? What the hell sensei!" She yelled out in anger, fighting the tears that threatened to spill from her watery eyes. "It hurts knowing that the one person you look up to doesn't even care about you."

Naruto could feel how hurt she was, so he got on one knee and slowly reached out to cup her delicate jaw. He tilted her head up so she was looking directly into his eyes.

"Now you listen here! You know as much as I do Yoruichi didn't mean what she said. She was just too caught up in her in emotions to think straight." Naruto reassured her.

"I see."

Her voice sounded normal enough, but Naruto could still tell Soi-Fon was still not convinced.

"How 'bout I tell you a little secret?" Naruto said as he stood up and offered her a hand up.

"A secret?" she asked as they both stood up. She quickly brushed off some dirt on the bottom of her shirt.

"Well Yoruichi will probably kill me if I told you this, but when it's just Yoruichi and me, all she can talk about is how much stronger you are now compared to when she first met you. She also told me that if you keep up your training us, in due time you could take over her spot as Captain of Squad two and every other one of her positions, except Shunshin since she would never give up that title even if hell froze over." Naruto told her.

"She really she said all that? You're not just saying it to make me feel better?" She asked with a hopeful gleam in her eyes.

"Yes I'm telling you the truth." He said as he ruffled her hair, much to her chagrin.

"Sensei how many times do I have to tell you not to do that?" She grumbled as she reached up to fix her hair, but she was smiling now.

"Four thousand three hundred fifty nine times and still counting." He told her with a smile.

"You actually count how many times I said that?" She looked at him in disbelief.

"Uh Yeah. Was I not supposed to?" He asked. "How am I going to know if I don't keep track?"

"Just forget it. But are…are you actually leaving?" She asked, changing the subject back to what was important. Damn I was hoping she would forget. Naruto lowered his head, so his bangs were shadowing his eyes.


"Why? What could make you, one of the strongest Shinigami in the Seireitei, run off to the world of the living?" Soi-fon asked him.

"I wish I could tell you but I should get going." He told her.

"But sensei I-" She began to say, but she quickly fell silent when Naruto placed a hand on her shoulder.

"I know. Just ask Yoruichi later ok? Oh and speaking of her, I'm going to need you to take her back home alright?"

"Hai sensei." She replied. Her head was down, but she quickly snapped back up when she saw Naruto put some kind of scroll in front of her face.

"Take it." He told her as she looked at it curiously.

"What is it and what is it for?" She asked confused as to why he was giving it to her.

"It's a scroll to a place where I keep all of the Kido spells I developed, and it's also the instructions of a very special technique that can rival and surpass Yoruichi's Shunpo speed if you can master it. I have even beaten her in a game of tag with that very same technique. I was going to give you it when I had the chance to sneak back for a bit, but I think now is a good time since I won't be able to train you anymore." Naruto informed her.

Soi-fon snatched it from his hand in a blink of an eye, and a moment later Naruto's words registered in her brain. A very special technique that can rival and surpass Yoruichi's Shunpo speed, if you can master it. I have even beaten her in a game of tag with that very same technique.

"Wait, did you just say you beat Lady Yoruichi in a game of tag?" Soi-fon asked.

"Yeah but she doesn't want me telling anybody so don't tell her I told you. If you do she'll kill me for sure." Naruto told her. She nodded her consent in keeping the secret.

"Now give me your hand." He told her as he brought out a kunai.

Soi-Fon hesitated at first but gave him her hand and regretted it as he took the kunai then cut one of her fingers. She cried out in pain as he squeezed her finger and let a drop of blood smear onto his hand. He grabbed one of the scrolls and unfurled it, showing Soi-fon that it was blank on the inside. She then witnessed Naruto flash through a complicated series of hand signals.

"Now put your hand on the scroll." She did what she was told. To her surprise, the scroll started to glow brightly. After a moment, the glow slowly dissipated.

"What was that?" Soi-Fon asked.

"I was just getting your blood sample so you could use the scroll. You see, this is a special kind of scroll; it only reveals the contents to those who have my permission to use it by taking a drop of blood from the one intended to use it. I made it so only I could see what is inside it, initially. Then I altered it to accept the blood from others. What I did just now was put your blood sample so you could see it also and now all you have to do is open the scroll and swipe your blood across it and you can read what it says." Naruto informed her.

"Well all you had to do was ask for some blood. You didn't have to cut my finger like that." She said, sucking on the cut finger trying to stop the bleeding.

"Uh yeah. Sorry about that. I think it's time from me to go now before it's too late." Naruto said abruptly.

"Alright, but you have to promise that you will come back."

"Sure I'll try my hardest. If Yoruichi gives you too much trouble, just call her this." He said as he moved closer to her and whispered something in her ear.

"Why that?" Soi-Fon asked. She raised an eyebrow at him curiously.

"She hates it when someone else calls her that." Naruto told her.

"If she hates it, then why would I call her that?" She asked him.

"Just trust me. Well it's time for me to leave, so please take care of yourself and Yoruichi for me." He said as he ruffled her hair.

"Damn it I told you not to do that." Soi-Fon yelled at Naruto as he ran to the Senkaimon.

"That's four thousand three hundred sixty times now." Naruto yelled back as he jumped into the Senkaimon.

She watched him disappear. Several minutes passed before Soi-Fon looked at Yoruichi.

"I'm not sure I can even carry her." Soi-Fon wined, as she carefully picked up her mentor and began the long trek back home.

It was morning.

The sun was up and its rays shined through the open window that was used by Naruto and Soi-Fon the previous evening. Unfortunately, that window was also the closest window to the bed, so the sun was getting into her face, much to Yoruichi's displeasure.

She turned over onto her side to shield herself from the sun, trying to get back to sleep in her nice comfortable bed. That was when she noticed that she was in bed. Suddenly the memories of the previous evening washed over her. Opening her eyes, she shot up into a sitting position as she realized she was back in her room. Looking around, she noticed Soi-fon in a nearby chair sleeping.

Soi-Fon must have carried me all the way here, but if she did it means she must have followed me when I went to waylay Naruto, and that means she knows where the secret base thought as she mentally slapped herself for being careless.

Yoruichi tried to get up but her she felt a sudden spasm of pain in her back. Pushing it aside, she got up so she could wake up Soi-Fon to find out what had happened to Naruto. As she got close, she could hear Soi-Fon mumble something. Moving right up beside her, she leaned in closer so she could make out what the young girl was saying

"Oh crap I just dropped lady Yoruichi-"

Well that explains why my back hurts.

"What if she gets mad at me? Oh, I know. I'll just call her the name Naruto Sensei told me. What was it again? Oh yeah. Koneko-hime."

Her eyes widened in shock. What did she just say? Yoruichi thought to herself, not believing what she was hearing.

As if Soi-Fon could read minds, she said it again.

"Koneko-hime. That's strange. Why would sensei call Lady Yoruichi kitty princess? It's not like she can transform into a cat or anything." Her mumbling now turned unintelligible as Soi-Fon fell asleep again.

By now, Yoruichi was pissed that Naruto had told someone and not just anyone. He had toldthe one person who was always around her. The nickname he gave to her the first time he realized she could turn into a cat.

Wait until the next time I see you Naruto I'm going to kill you.

A\N: so how was, good, bad, crappy. Anyway, I know there are probably grammar mistakes. I am not perfect, if you review tell me how I did flames are welcome just go easy on me.

A/N 11/11/11: Please tell me how this version is it will help my beta out a lot so please review or pm me.