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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off(Hermione: " I don't need to be in Divination to know that she was going to say that.") and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jum)ped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak(Ronald: "Steak, that sounds really good at the moment, I'm starving.") (Hermione: "Oh be quiet Ronald!") and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed¼ Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating (Lupin: "How does that make any possible sense?") (Hermione: "I advise you to get use to it Professor Lupin, and best of luck.") (Lupin: "Why would I need luck?") (Harry: "You'll seen soon enough Professor.") to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb.(Lupin: "Well there's a fine example of imagery.") (Snape: "Be quiet Lupin this insufferable wench will be the death of us all, judging by how things are going.") I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke(Snape: "What is wrong with this girl?") (Draco: "Damned if I know."). Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly¼
Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT¼." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"(Draco: " I always knew that the Big Oaf seemed a tad bit off.") (Hermione: "If you haven't noticed we're all satanists Malfoy.") (Draco: "Thanks for making me remember that fact Granger.") (Hermione: "Just glad that I could help.")
"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. (Lupin: "This is just downright confusing, somethings wrong with this girl.") (Snape: "It doesn't take a genius to notice that Lupin, she's worse then that pathetic little group of yours during out time here.") (Lupin: "For Merlin's sake will you just drop it.")
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
"BECAUSE¼BECAUSE¼." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.(Ron: "Ha! Snapes afraid of Hagrid and a brain dead girl.") (Snape: "Anything else you would like to add to your little statement Mr. Weasly, 50 points from Gryffindor.") (Harry/Hermione: "Shut up Ron!") (Hermione: "Honestly Ron, we don't need matters to get any worse then it already is.")
"Because I LOVE HER!" (Draco: "Atleast that means I'm off the hook, better him then me. Stupif Oaf had it coming to him.") (Harry: "Shut up Malfoy, like she would ever give up her precious vampire boyfriend, which is you of course.")