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A/N: I know, I know, Light isn't a Wammy, but he is the best father…


Chapter 2: Hungry Mushroomhead

Once upon a time, there was a person, (gender not specified) named GoldiMushroomhead (Mello). He was sent out by his boss Roger to look for woods for the chocolate factory. But GoldiMushroomhead got lost.

Now it has been three days.

GoldiMushroomhead is feeling tired and hungry.

Then one day, he passed by a house that smelled like oat meal.

He knocked on the door so that he can ask if for food. But there was no answer.

He peeped into the windows to see if there was someone inside. When he was convinced that there was no one inside, he opened the door. Yes, the door was unlocked.

He saw three oat meal bowls.

He tasted the first one, the biggest bowl.

"Ah! I can't eat this! It's too bitter!" He said.

It was Papa Wammy's bowl. (Maybe his attitude is too bitter... :P)

So, GoldiMushroomhead tasted the second one, a middle-sized bowl.

"Ah! I can't eat this! It's too sweet!" He said.

It was Mama Wammy's bowl. (No questions asked.)

So, Goldimushroomhead moved on to the last one, the smallest bowl.

"Ah... this is just right." he said and eat the bowl clean.

It was Baby Wammy's bowl. (Can't imagine his face when he finds out it was Near's...)

He then was full and felt sleepy. SO GoldiMushroomhead searched for rooms.

He found it and entered. He saw three beds.

He lay down on the first one, the biggest bed.

"Ah! I can't sleep here! It's too hard!" he said.

It was Papa Wammy's bed.

So he lay down on the second one, the middle-sized bed.

"Ah! I can't sleep here! It's too soft!" he said.

It was Mama Wammy's bed.

So he moved on to the last one, the smallest bed.

"Ah... this is just right." he said and slept there soundly.

It was Baby Wammy's bed. (Can't wait too see the look on Near's face when he finds out...)

And GoldiMushroomhead slept and had a very nice dream.