Summary: Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach
"It would never work."
"I'm not alive"
"I'm not alive when you're not around."
"You're too tall. I'll have to crane my neck up every time I want to kiss you."
"I'll get you a box."
"My brother hates you."
"Name somebody your brother actually likes."
"You're always scowling."
"I'll smile for you."
"You're too young."
"I'm old enough to drink, drive and vote in this world, and fight in a war in your world."
"I'm too old."
"It's a lady's prerogative to never reveal her age."
"You hate Chappy the Rabbit."
"I'm willing to make sacrifices. I draw the line at a Chappy bedspread though."
"Orihime's my friend."
"She's my friend too. And because she's our friend I know that she will want us to be happy."
"Being a Shinagami, it's dangerous. One of us could be killed at any time."
"All the more reason to make the most of the time we do have."