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*THE CLONE WARS Time Period*
"Master, would you look at this?" Anakin Skywalker said, laughing hysterically while looking at a website on his holo-computer.
"What is it Anakin?" Obi-Wan sighed, tired of his old Padawan's antics.
"This whole site is for you." He said simply, moving from the desk chair to let Obi-Wan sit down.
Anakin read over Obi-Wan's shoulder as he scrolled, bursting out in laughter and doubling over holding his stomach, which hurt from laughing so hard. Obi-Wan raised his eyebrows at the different posts on this website.
"Obi-Wan is the Hottest Jedi EVER!" read one.
"He's MINE!" said another.
"Sorry ladies, Kenobi's taken!" said yet another.
The entire SITE was filled with similar posts, plus pictures, stories, and much MORE about Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan looked and scrolled, horrified and amused that so many women and girls found him appealing.
Anakin however was still laughing his head off. "Obi-Wan…hot…..GAH!" he fell onto the couch in another fit of laughter.
Finally, Anakin went back to the desk and clicked a new window. "My page has more hits!" he said, showing Obi-Wan the Anakin Skywalker Fansite. Obi-Wan was the one laughing now, looking at all the nonsense and crazed/obsessed fangirl postings on the page.
"You've GOT to be kidding me!" Obi-Wan said, laughing very hard.
"What? I'm hot! I'm great with the ladies! See, Padme thinks I'm hot! And JediChick thinks I'm amazing! RachelisaJedi thinks I'm the perfect Jedi! DancingWithAnakin wants to DANCE WITH ME! And…"
Obi-Wan cut him off, "Did you say PADME?"
Anakin's eyes widened as he realized his blunder. "I…..uh…"
Obi-Wan stared at Anakin for a moment, and then Anakin amended, "USERNAME! That was this girl's USERNAME! Not my wife or anything! Pfshh, no!"
Obi-Wan raised one eyebrow and then doubled over in laughter. "You are hilarious Anakin! All these girls, thinking YOU are a perfect Jedi, and so hot and wonderful!"
Anakin pouted, "HEY! I'm a GREAT catch! They'd be LUCKY to have me! If I wasn't already taken that is!" Anakin stopped short, once again realizing that he's blowing his cover.
Obi-Wan stopped laughing and looked at Anakin with a strange look again. "What? Taken?"
Anakin fumbled for the right words, "Master….I…..Don't…..and….JEDI! I'm taken! By the ORDER! It controls my love life! WHICH DOESN'T EXIST! Yeah!"
Obi-Wan laughed again, and patted Anakin's back. "I think that's enough fangirls for one day my friend."
Anakin laughed nervously. "Hehe, yeah….lets go get lunch." Obi-Wan flipped off the holo-computer and followed Anakin out the door.
Hope you all liked that! I wrote this a while ago, after talking with a few friends on my Star Wars Girls forum. (for security reasons I won't tell you the real name) JediChick, Dancing With Anakin and RachelisaJedi are all real people and usernames on my forum. I'm JediChick I'll give you that. Review! I'm now officially in love with reviews.