Just a preview of "Death of the Bat" to tickle your abdomin.

Slightly one-sided Wally/Blaine, but story WILL be Blaine/Kaldur.

I own nothing except Blaine.

NOW... read! Pwease?

Warnings: non-explicit nudity, SLIGHT language, funny suggestiveness, pervert teenage Wally

The red-head awoke with a start. He felt his face on fire. Like... like it was about to explode! He gripped the couch tightly, wondering what occurrence had caused him to feel like this... Maybe it was Cold! When he had been out with Uncle Ba- um... the Flash, he had been shot with a freeze gun! Only, this time, the ice was more turquoise than blue. That was it! NOW HIS FACE WAS GOING TO EXPLOOOODE!



Or he had to sneeze.

Wally shook his shaggy hair, trying to pry open his green eyes. He was the only one at Mount Justice at the moment- or so he thought. M'gann and Connor were at school, Kaldur was in Atlantis, Artemis was at school- so Dick was, too. Wally was supposed to be in school, but Joker decided he would switch over to Central City for a day (don't ask why- Wally just went with the fact that he was crazy!) and ended up blowing up Wally's school.


It was a Saturday when it happened, so the high schoolers all had the next week off so that the principles could find an 'adequate place for their pupils to have knowledge bestowed upon them' and all that crap.

So... What was that noise he heard?

It sounded like running water.

Getting up, Wally pulled on his ACDC shirt to straighten it out. He had already kicked off his blue Converse, and he was wearing basket-ball shorts- a pair he had stolen from Robin. (That's why they came above his knee- Robin: not tall.)

The ginger zoomed through the Mountain, trying to ascertain where the noise was coming from. He checked the kitchen- "Nope!"- the two public bathrooms- "Nuh-Uh!" "Nope!"- and even every bathroom in the others' rooms- "Nada!" "Zip!" "Zoucho!" "Nothin'!" "Nope!"- except for Robin's.

Leaning his ear against the door, Wally frowned. He heard water running and... singing?

Okay, 1) what was Rob doing out of school? And 2) why did he sound like a girl?

Please be unlocked... Please be unlocked... Please be unlocked... PLEASE BE UNLOCKED!

"Yay!" Wally gave a rather girly shriek and opened the door silently.

The voice came out louder, this time.

"I'm goin' home, gonna load up my shotgun!"

Wally frowned, crinkling up his nose. Robin listened to country music?

"Wait by the door, 'light a cigarette-"

Okay, how did Robin hit those notes?

Unless it wasn't Robin...

Wally creeped towards the bathroom door. It was opened a crack, and he could just barely feel the hot mist coming out. He peered in and saw clothes on the floor- a heavy black hoodie and black skinny jeans- Yup, looks like Rob!- and a pair of stark white Converse.

"He slap me on the face, an' he shook me like a rag doll- don't that sound like a- real MAN?"


Rob sounded... sexy?

No- that made him sound gay.

But... he sounded... Good. That's it. Good.

Wally slowly pulled himself into the bathroom. He saw a shadow beyond the darkly tinted shower. This isn't perverted.

The fifteen-year-old cleared his throat. "Uh... Rob?"

There came a shriek, and the person slipped, falling forward and knocking over the shower poll and curtain. Wally saw a very, very slender, very bare back and two long, loooong white legs. The person looked up between long whitish-blonde bangs and shrieked.



Wally turned around, embarrassed that he had just seen his best friend's sister naked- well, he didn't actually see anything besides her lower back... and... legs...

Wally wiped the drool from his face as he scrunched his eyes shut. "Um... Blaine- n-nice to see you-"


Wally groped along the floor and found the towel, then tossed it over his shoulder. After a few moments of trying not to imagine that oh-so-attactive a-


He would not think of Blaine like that...

"Okay, West. You can look now."

Wally turned and smiled. Blaine had covered herself up with the fuzzy green towel, but Wally could still see the way the water droplets shimmered over her snow-white shoulders. The towel came down about mid-thigh, and Wally had a hard time averting his eyes from Blaine's now very long and very bare and smooth legs...

"West, you're drooling, and my eyes are up."

Wally blinked harshly, shaking his head. "S-S-Sorry..."

Blaine giggled, putting a graceful hand over her gray-stained lips. Yup. She was still goth. Her onyx eyes shined as she tried to hide her smile. Her long blonde hair came down to the small of her back, and it stuck around her face gracefully.

"Um... Wally?"

Wally shook his head again. "Um- yeah. You... need to get dressed. Right-"

"Actually, I don't have any clothes besides those-" she pointed to the pile, using one hand to keep on her towel. "Uh... Yeah, I was just planning to wear a robe and wash them, because I didn't think anyone was... here."

Wally grinned cheekily, rubbing the back of his neck. "Yeah- the Joker kinda' blew up my school."

Blaine cocked a snowy eyebrow, and Wally shrugged.

Awkward silence ensues.

"Um... clothes, Wally?"

He jumped. "Oh! Clothes- right."

He super-speeded into Artemis's room and began to rifle through her drawers.

He accidentally pulled out a neon pink thong and shrieked. Blaine's giggles could be heard from across the hall. Sticking his head out the door, Wally called, "You don't need, like... under- yeah, or anything, right?"

"No!" she called back, still in the bathroom. If Wally craned his neck, he could see her wringing out her hair over the sink. And if he crouched a bit lower...


Wally flushed red and turned back to the drawers. "Right, right... heh..."

He managed to find some oh-so-short-shorts that he knew Artemis only wore for PJ's (oh, Wally...) and a tank-top. He assumed Blaine would wear her hoodie over it.

"Just toss them in," she ordered when he came upon the now-closed door.

Wally did as he was told, no longer trying to be a peeking-Tom.

After a few minutes, the door opened and Blaine, scowling at Wally fiercely, came out with her hair up in a loose bun. Her hoodie came down over the short-shorts so that it looked like she wasn't wearing any pants.

"You're a pervert, you know that?"

Wally smirked and stood, opening his arms wide. Blaine, despite being angry at the speedster, accepted the hug. She leaned into it, letting him embrace her fully. "I've missed you, Wally. And Roy. And Dickie, especially."

Wally nodded. "Missed you too, B." He suddenly pulled back, arms still around Blaine's back. She smirked at him. "What?"

Emerald eyes widened a moment. "You haven't seen D yet?"

She blushed. "Um... No, actually. This was supposed to be a surprise visit, but, well- yeah."

She pulled away, putting her hands on her hips. "Now, West, can I get some decent pants?"

He rubbed his chin playfully, taking in her white legs. "No, no I actually kinda' like this-"

She lunged, screaming, "WEST!"

Wally took a step back, tripping on a book that Robin had left out next to his bed, and fell supine onto the floor. Blaine had no time to react, so she fell as well, falling on top of Wally. Their legs accidentally twisted up, and Blaine landed with both hands next to Wally's head to land her fall. Sadly, this put her chest near his face.

But neither took it perversely. Wally howled with laughter as the girl he considered a sister- an attractive sister- growled at him. He locked his legs around both of hers, making it impossible for Blaine to get up.

The fifteen-year-old girl slapped his chest. "Wallace West, let me up!"

Wally grabbed her hands, and the two fought for a moment before Wally rolled over, pinning her down with her hands near her head. He straddled her stomach, grinning. "I finally beat you!"

She couldn't help but giggle. "Yeah, when we were kids, I'd always pin you."

Wally rolled his eyes. "Not even Jason could beat you-"

"-only Roy could," she finished, chuckling.

Awkward silence ensues.

"West, let me up."



She pulled her chest upwards to try and get out of his grasp.

Sadly, just then the door opened.

A high-pitched boy's voice crackled, "WALLY!"

Wally and Blaine both tilted their heads back to see-

Blaine paled (if that were possible). "Dickie! Good to see you!"


Poor Blaine- actually, poor Wally when Dickie bird gets done with him...


Probably gonna come out SOMETIME before school, so don't get your hopes up, kiddos!