Rachel Berry posted to Kurt Hummel's Wall Wanna play Broadway A-Z?
Kurt Hummel
This isn't something we could do in chat and not clog my notifications?
Rachel Berry
Waiting for something special?
Kurt Hummel
Maybe. As Long As You're Mine.
Rachel Berry
Be Our Guest
Kurt Hummel
(You would do Disney) Chromaggia
Rachel Berry
(Have to love Sarah) Dance: Ten; Looks: Three
Kurt Hummel
(Are you considering a boob job now?) Early in the Morning
Rachel Berry
(Certainly not!) For Good
Kurt Hummel
(Our song :)) Goodbye Love
Rachel Berry
High Flying, Adored
Blaine Anderson
You're really bad at answering messages when you're playing this game.
Kurt Hummel
(And that's what I was waiting for!) I Ain't Got Time
Rachel Berry
Just Another Day
Kurt Hummel
Kiss the Girl
Rachel Berry
(And you make fun of me for doing Disney) Lady Marmalade
Blaine Anderson
Happy Birthday to me! My boyfriend isn't paying any attention to me, and is two hours away :(
Kurt Hummel
(Stop pouting Blaine) My Strongest Suit
Rachel Berry
Not That Kind of Thing
Kurt Hummel
Once Upon A Time
Rachel Berry
Perfect for You
Finn Hudson
What are you doing?
Kurt Hummel
(Look at the first post, Finn) Queen Mab
Rachel Berry
Razzle Dazzle
Kurt Hummel
Scadenfreude
Blaine Anderson
"Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!"
Finn Hudson
WHAT?
Rachel Berry
Think of Me
Kurt Hummel
(Classy, Blaine) Un Hombre Asi/I Have A Love
Blaine Anderson
I try
Rachel Berry
Vois Sur Ton Chemin
Kurt Hummel
We Started This Op'ra Sh-t
Rachel Berry
(why do I get stuck with X?) X-Mas Bells
Kurt Hummel
(Nice try) You Must Love Me
Rachel Berry
Zanna's Song
Finn Hudson
You two know way too many musicals

Kurt Hummel posted on Blaine Anderson's Wall HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I love you :) *hearts*
Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Wes Carlton,
and 82 others like this.
Mercedes Jones
You WHAT him?
Kurt Hummel
You can read, cedes.
Mercedes Jones
Heaven help you if you hurt him white boy.
Blaine Anderson
I would never!
David Preston
intentionally.
Blaine Anderson
What David?
David Preston
You would never hurt him intentionally.
Santana Lopez
You better not hurt him at all, otro infierno ayudar a su niño de culo blanco, te dolía tanto, Satanás recibirá una orden de restricción! (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Blaine Anderson
Well, I'm scared for my life now, thank you Santana.
Santana Lopez
La mejor ser!
Blaine Anderson
*going on Google Translate* *pales* Charming.

Santana Lopez would like the world to know how much of an asshole Jesse St. James is.
Santana Lopez, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones,
and 9 others like this
Rachel Berry
Be nice, guys.
Jesse St. James
Love you all too
Kurt Hummel
Please, St. I-flunked-out-of-college-becase-I'm-too-stupid-to-go-to-class, you're results for that contest were *totally* unfair. Even Simon Cowell gives criticism that is actually useful, you were just being a jerk. And Merce is *not* lazy.
Mercedes Jones
I agree. I totally should have won, Kurt second, Rachel *last* Where was her choreography, St. Bad-perm? And Santana may be angry, but Kurt is a soprano, he sings girls' songs, get over it.
Santana Lopez
I agree, except for Mercedes' placement and mine should be switched. I fuckin' owned that song, and Hummel was amazing... -ly flexible.
Mercedes Jones
The backbend he did, damn! Blaine Anderson would have liked to see that.
Blaine Anderson
Who do you think choreographed it?
Quinn Fabray
And was hard 99.9% of the time he was doing so? Trust me, I was there.
Blaine Anderson
Maybe :D
Quinn Fabray
Happy birthday, by the way.
Santana Lopez
OMG! It's your birthday?

Santana Lopez posted on Blaine Anderson's Wall Veoh at /watch/v18995229Ge28g9Jx
Blaine Anderson, Santana Lopez,
and Brittany Pierce like this
Brittany Pierce
Dolphin sex! (Santana Lopez, Mercedes Jones, and Tina Cohen-Chang like this)
Finn Hudson
I'll kill you, Anderson. (Puck DaBadass and Sam Evans like this)
Kurt Hummel
Finn, Sam, Puck, be nice!
Rachel Berry
What is it with dark-curly-haired-rival-glee-club-lead-singers-who-like-gorgeous- sopranos-and-are-potential-or-actual-love-interests and sex?
Kurt Hummel
I'm sorry, I don't remember Blaine posting this!
Rachel Berry
He's going to be our competition next year.
Kurt Hummel
Going to kick me out of Glee, Berry?
Rachel Berry
No, I just don't think it's advisable for you two to continue dating while we're competition.
Kurt Hummel
Yes, because you've always been the best at following the rules. (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Rachel Berry
You should learn from my mistakes.
Kurt Hummel
I believe that Blaine has proven multiple times he is not like Jesse. He's only thrown an egg at me once.
Mercedes Jones
And you know it's love, because Blaine got away with getting flour and egg in Kurt's hair. (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel
:)
Finn Hudson
Even I couldn't get away with that!
Kurt Hummel
And I wouldn't advise you to try.
Blaine Anderson
Not that I don't love your group dynamic, but perhaps you could take this back-and-forth to *your own walls*!
Kurt Hummel
Sorry :D

Kurt Hummel is now married to Wes Carlton.

Blaine Anderson wonders if he was just broken up with...
Wes Carlton
Damn Facebook for not allowing three-somes! (Puck DaBadass likes this)
Kurt Hummel
No, you were not. And lovely name, Puckerman.
Puck DaBadass
Thanks, Queenie.
Kurt Hummel
I hate you.
Wes Carlton
Queenie?
Blaine Anderson
Don't ask.
Puck DaBadass
Don't tell.
Wes Carlton
Just did.
Kurt Hummel
Very mature, Wes, Puckerman.
Puck DaBadass
I know.
Wes Carlton
Get the stick out of your ass Kurt!
Puck DaBadass
That's Blaine dick (Wes Carlton and Blaine Anderson like this)
Kurt Hummel
Pigs.

Puck DaBadass is now married to Wes Carlton.
Puck DaBadass
and Wes Carlton like this
Kurt Hummel
A match made in hell (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson
and my nightmares! (Kurt Hummel likes this)

Kurt Hummel and Quinn Fabray are now married.
Brittany Pierce
So no dolphin sex? (Blaine Anderson likes this)

Kurt Hummel thinks the members of the Dalton Academy Warblers and the McKinley High New Directions spend way too much time on Facebook.

Wes Carlton is now friends with Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, and Puck DaBadass.

David Preston is now friends with Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, and Quinn Fabray.

Thad van Heusner has no friends.

Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson.
Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez,
and 45 others like this.
Mercedes Jones
How come you two weren't Facebook official before?
David Preston
You should put "in a civil partnership."

Blaine Anderson is now in a civil partnership with Kurt Hummel.
David Preston, Wes Carlton,
and 39 others like this.
Blaine Anderson
Stupid homophobes made our number drop! (Kurt Hummel and David Preston like this)
Santana Lopez
Like Kurt's body on that backbend.
David Preston
YES! (the status, not Kurt's body) (Wes Carlton likes this)
Blaine Anderson
Could we *not* talk about Kurt's body?
Kurt Hummel
Why not? :D
Jake Kutowski
Please, I have to share a room with him! (Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, and 10 others like this)
Kurt Hummel
Sorry! :)
Jake Kutowski
It's only okay because you bring cookies (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Finn Hudson
But you should never let the two of them alone in a kitchen together.
Quinn Fabray
Last time, the whole room ended up covered in flour and eggs, as were the boys themselves, who were busy making out on the floor behind the counter.
Kurt Hummel
It makes a lot more sense if you were there (Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray, and Blaine Anderson like this)
Jake Kutowski
I love you guys.
Blaine Anderson
Love you too, Jake!
Jake Kutowski
Not you!
Santana Lopez
ooooh, shut down!

Jesse St. James has decided that everyone he is friends with is crazy.
Kurt Hummel
Why are we all still friends with Jesse on Facebook?
Quinn Fabray
Because status is like currency.
Finn Hudson
I don't get it.
Kurt Hummel
The more Facebook friends you have, the more popular you are.
Finn Hudson
oh.

Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson.
Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray,
and 50 others like this
Kurt Hummel
Sorry David, but civil partnership makes it sound like we're gay-married, and I'm pretty sure my dad almost had a second heart attack reading that over Finn's shoulder.
David Preston
:(
Mercedes Jones
Jeez, you boys change your relationship statueses so fast you're like Fleetwood Mac.
Finn Hudson
"My Power Rangers got married and divored in so many combinations they were like Fleetwood Mac." (Kurt Hummel likes this)

Blaine Anderson is now in a civil partnership with Jesse St. James.
Rachel Berry
I KNEW IT! TREASON! (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Kurt Hummel
How could you? ;(
Jesse St. James
Sorry, your boyfriend is mine.
Blaine Anderson
I don't know why you all hate him, he's actually really nice. (Jesse St. James likes this)
Kurt Hummel
He threw eggs at Rachel.

Blaine Anderson is now single.
Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry,
and 67 others like this.

Rachel Berry is now married to Kurt Hummel.
Blaine Anderson
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women, and Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
Quinn Fabray
Praying for mercy, Blaine?
Blaine Anderson
Yes, and pissing them off. (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Finn Hudson
This seems like a bad idea. (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel
You're all so unsupportive :(
Rachel Berry
If you need us, we'll be at my house, consummating our marriage.
Finn Hudson
HEY!
Blaine Anderson
WHAT THE HELL?
Kurt Hummel
She's kidding, I promise (Blaine Anderson and Finn Hudson like this)
Blaine Anderson
Mine *hearts*
Rachel Berry
Possessive! (Finn Hudson likes this)
Kurt Hummel
Yours *hearts*

Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson.
Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry,
and 42 others like this.
Mercedes Jones
Now, can you stay in a relationship for over five minutes without marrying other people? (Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson like this)
Kurt Hummel
Teenage Dream just came on :) *hearts* (Blaine Anderson likes this)

Sam Evans and Mercedes Jones are now in a relationship.
Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Quinn Fabray,
and 22 others like this.
Kurt Hummel



!
Sam Evans
That's a lot of 'e''s.
Kurt Hummel
Very astute observation, Samuel.
Blaine Anderson
Ignore his bitch side, we're both happy for you guys *hearts* (Mercedes Jones and Sam Evans like this)
Mercedes Jones
Sorry for interupting your date the other day.
Kurt Hummel
You couldn't have chosen a worse moment.
Mercedes Jones
I'm aware.
Sam Evans
Wait, what?
Kurt Hummel
Nothing :)
Mercedes Jones
Way to choose the most unromantic circumsances possible, btw.
Blaine Anderson
I didn't mean to say it! I was listening to him talk, and I thought it, because I had been trying to say it for a while, and it tumbled out of my traitorous mouth.
Kurt Hummel
I didn't mind :) (Mercedes Jones and Blaine Anderson like this)
Sam Evans
I am *so* confused.
Quinn Fabray
What happened to 'pretty but not dumb?' Not that we all didn't already know about you two :)
Sam Evans
You're just trying to confuse me, aren't you?
Quinn Fabray
Maybe ;)
Mercedes Jones
Stop flirting with my boyfried, ho :)

Finn Hudson and Rachel Berry are now in a relationship.
Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones,
and 36 others like this.
Kurt Hummel
the end of that status should say 'Thanks to Kurt Hummel and his amazing let's- break-into-a-theater strategy.' Just saying. Oh, and *it took you long enough!*
Rachel Berry
Thank you for New York.
Kurt Hummel
You're welcome. Perhaps next time, you could save the liplocking for at home? (Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, and 8 others like this)
Rachel Berry
You understand passion :)
Kurt Hummel
*Mercedes Jones*, did you tell *everyone* about that conversation?
Mercedes Jones
It was too sweet not to :)
Kurt Hummel
Oh sweet Gaga! (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson
I don't mind!
Sam Evans
I'm still *so* confused!
Jesse St. James
I believed better of you Rachel.
Kurt Hummel
^^ Blaine Anderson, you married this asshole?
Blaine Anderson
My mistake :(

Kurt Hummel has decided that Finn Hudson should not be allowed to be on Facebook unless locked in his room. Thanks to the fact that he was looking at Santana Lopez's post of Blaine Anderson's Wall, I just got *another* sex talk from my lovingly awkward father.
Blaine Anderson
He just wants to protect you :)
Kurt Hummel
Doesn't make it any less irritating
Santana Lopez
You're welcome, Hummel. Now you and Blaine Anderson need to put some of those talks into practice.
Finn Hudson
Sorry dude.


A/N: So, I thought I'd try out a Facebook fic. How'd I do? I might write more if you guys want it. Yep.

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