Rachel Berry posted to Kurt Hummel's Wall Wanna play Broadway A-Z?
Kurt Hummel This isn't something we could do in chat and not clog my notifications?
Rachel Berry Waiting for something special?
Kurt Hummel Maybe. As Long As You're Mine.
Rachel Berry Be Our Guest
Kurt Hummel (You would do Disney) Chromaggia
Rachel Berry (Have to love Sarah) Dance: Ten; Looks: Three
Kurt Hummel (Are you considering a boob job now?) Early in the Morning
Rachel Berry (Certainly not!) For Good
Kurt Hummel (Our song :)) Goodbye Love
Rachel Berry High Flying, Adored
Blaine Anderson You're really bad at answering messages when you're playing this game.
Kurt Hummel (And that's what I was waiting for!) I Ain't Got Time
Rachel Berry Just Another Day
Kurt Hummel Kiss the Girl
Rachel Berry (And you make fun of me for doing Disney) Lady Marmalade
Blaine Anderson Happy Birthday to me! My boyfriend isn't paying any attention to me, and is two hours away :(
Kurt Hummel (Stop pouting Blaine) My Strongest Suit
Rachel Berry Not That Kind of Thing
Kurt Hummel Once Upon A Time
Rachel Berry Perfect for You
Finn Hudson What are you doing?
Kurt Hummel (Look at the first post, Finn) Queen Mab
Rachel Berry Razzle Dazzle
Kurt Hummel Scadenfreude
Blaine Anderson "Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!"
Finn Hudson WHAT?
Rachel Berry Think of Me
Kurt Hummel (Classy, Blaine) Un Hombre Asi/I Have A Love
Blaine Anderson I try
Rachel Berry Vois Sur Ton Chemin
Kurt Hummel We Started This Op'ra Sh-t
Rachel Berry (why do I get stuck with X?) X-Mas Bells
Kurt Hummel (Nice try) You Must Love Me
Rachel Berry Zanna's Song
Finn Hudson You two know way too many musicals
Kurt Hummel posted on Blaine Anderson's Wall HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I love you :) *hearts*
Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Wes Carlton, and 82 others like this.
Mercedes Jones You WHAT him?
Kurt Hummel You can read, cedes.
Mercedes Jones Heaven help you if you hurt him white boy.
Blaine Anderson I would never!
David Preston intentionally.
Blaine Anderson What David?
David Preston You would never hurt him intentionally.
Santana Lopez You better not hurt him at all, otro infierno ayudar a su niño de culo blanco, te dolía tanto, Satanás recibirá una orden de restricción! (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Blaine Anderson Well, I'm scared for my life now, thank you Santana.
Santana Lopez La mejor ser!
Blaine Anderson *going on Google Translate* *pales* Charming.
Santana Lopez would like the world to know how much of an asshole Jesse St. James is.
Santana Lopez, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, and 9 others like this
Rachel Berry Be nice, guys.
Jesse St. James Love you all too
Kurt Hummel Please, St. I-flunked-out-of-college-becase-I'm-too-stupid-to-go-to-class, you're results for that contest were *totally* unfair. Even Simon Cowell gives criticism that is actually useful, you were just being a jerk. And Merce is *not* lazy.
Mercedes Jones I agree. I totally should have won, Kurt second, Rachel *last* Where was her choreography, St. Bad-perm? And Santana may be angry, but Kurt is a soprano, he sings girls' songs, get over it.
Santana Lopez I agree, except for Mercedes' placement and mine should be switched. I fuckin' owned that song, and Hummel was amazing... -ly flexible.
Mercedes Jones The backbend he did, damn! Blaine Anderson would have liked to see that.
Blaine Anderson Who do you think choreographed it?
Quinn Fabray And was hard 99.9% of the time he was doing so? Trust me, I was there.
Blaine Anderson Maybe :D
Quinn Fabray Happy birthday, by the way.
Santana Lopez OMG! It's your birthday?
Santana Lopez posted on Blaine Anderson's Wall Veoh at /watch/v18995229Ge28g9Jx
Blaine Anderson, Santana Lopez, and Brittany Pierce like this
Brittany Pierce Dolphin sex! (Santana Lopez, Mercedes Jones, and Tina Cohen-Chang like this)
Finn Hudson I'll kill you, Anderson. (Puck DaBadass and Sam Evans like this)
Kurt Hummel Finn, Sam, Puck, be nice!
Rachel Berry What is it with dark-curly-haired-rival-glee-club-lead-singers-who-like-gorgeous- sopranos-and-are-potential-or-actual-love-interests and sex?
Kurt Hummel I'm sorry, I don't remember Blaine posting this!
Rachel Berry He's going to be our competition next year.
Kurt Hummel Going to kick me out of Glee, Berry?
Rachel Berry No, I just don't think it's advisable for you two to continue dating while we're competition.
Kurt Hummel Yes, because you've always been the best at following the rules. (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Rachel Berry You should learn from my mistakes.
Kurt Hummel I believe that Blaine has proven multiple times he is not like Jesse. He's only thrown an egg at me once.
Mercedes Jones And you know it's love, because Blaine got away with getting flour and egg in Kurt's hair. (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel :)
Finn Hudson Even I couldn't get away with that!
Kurt Hummel And I wouldn't advise you to try.
Blaine Anderson Not that I don't love your group dynamic, but perhaps you could take this back-and-forth to *your own walls*!
Kurt Hummel Sorry :D
Kurt Hummel is now married to Wes Carlton.
Blaine Anderson wonders if he was just broken up with...
Wes Carlton Damn Facebook for not allowing three-somes! (Puck DaBadass likes this)
Kurt Hummel No, you were not. And lovely name, Puckerman.
Puck DaBadass Thanks, Queenie.
Kurt Hummel I hate you.
Wes Carlton Queenie?
Blaine Anderson Don't ask.
Puck DaBadass Don't tell.
Wes Carlton Just did.
Kurt Hummel Very mature, Wes, Puckerman.
Puck DaBadass I know.
Wes Carlton Get the stick out of your ass Kurt!
Puck DaBadass That's Blaine dick (Wes Carlton and Blaine Anderson like this)
Kurt Hummel Pigs.
Puck DaBadass is now married to Wes Carlton.
Puck DaBadass and Wes Carlton like this
Kurt Hummel A match made in hell (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson and my nightmares! (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Kurt Hummel and Quinn Fabray are now married.
Brittany Pierce So no dolphin sex? (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel thinks the members of the Dalton Academy Warblers and the McKinley High New Directions spend way too much time on Facebook.
Wes Carlton is now friends with Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, and Puck DaBadass.
David Preston is now friends with Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, and Quinn Fabray.
Thad van Heusner has no friends.
Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson.
Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, and 45 others like this.
Mercedes Jones How come you two weren't Facebook official before?
David Preston You should put "in a civil partnership."
Blaine Anderson is now in a civil partnership with Kurt Hummel.
David Preston, Wes Carlton, and 39 others like this.
Blaine Anderson Stupid homophobes made our number drop! (Kurt Hummel and David Preston like this)
Santana Lopez Like Kurt's body on that backbend.
David Preston YES! (the status, not Kurt's body) (Wes Carlton likes this)
Blaine Anderson Could we *not* talk about Kurt's body?
Kurt Hummel Why not? :D
Jake Kutowski Please, I have to share a room with him! (Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, and 10 others like this)
Kurt Hummel Sorry! :)
Jake Kutowski It's only okay because you bring cookies (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Finn Hudson But you should never let the two of them alone in a kitchen together.
Quinn Fabray Last time, the whole room ended up covered in flour and eggs, as were the boys themselves, who were busy making out on the floor behind the counter.
Kurt Hummel It makes a lot more sense if you were there (Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray, and Blaine Anderson like this)
Jake Kutowski I love you guys.
Blaine Anderson Love you too, Jake!
Jake Kutowski Not you!
Santana Lopez ooooh, shut down!
Jesse St. James has decided that everyone he is friends with is crazy.
Kurt Hummel Why are we all still friends with Jesse on Facebook?
Quinn Fabray Because status is like currency.
Finn Hudson I don't get it.
Kurt Hummel The more Facebook friends you have, the more popular you are.
Finn Hudson oh.
Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson.
Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, and 50 others like this
Kurt Hummel Sorry David, but civil partnership makes it sound like we're gay-married, and I'm pretty sure my dad almost had a second heart attack reading that over Finn's shoulder.
David Preston :(
Mercedes Jones Jeez, you boys change your relationship statueses so fast you're like Fleetwood Mac.
Finn Hudson "My Power Rangers got married and divored in so many combinations they were like Fleetwood Mac." (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Blaine Anderson is now in a civil partnership with Jesse St. James.
Rachel Berry I KNEW IT! TREASON! (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Kurt Hummel How could you? ;(
Jesse St. James Sorry, your boyfriend is mine.
Blaine Anderson I don't know why you all hate him, he's actually really nice. (Jesse St. James likes this)
Kurt Hummel He threw eggs at Rachel.
Blaine Anderson is now single.
Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, and 67 others like this.
Rachel Berry is now married to Kurt Hummel.
Blaine Anderson Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women, and Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
Quinn Fabray Praying for mercy, Blaine?
Blaine Anderson Yes, and pissing them off. (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Finn Hudson This seems like a bad idea. (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel You're all so unsupportive :(
Rachel Berry If you need us, we'll be at my house, consummating our marriage.
Finn Hudson HEY!
Blaine Anderson WHAT THE HELL?
Kurt Hummel She's kidding, I promise (Blaine Anderson and Finn Hudson like this)
Blaine Anderson Mine *hearts*
Rachel Berry Possessive! (Finn Hudson likes this)
Kurt Hummel Yours *hearts*
Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson.
Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, and 42 others like this.
Mercedes Jones Now, can you stay in a relationship for over five minutes without marrying other people? (Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson like this)
Kurt Hummel Teenage Dream just came on :) *hearts* (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Sam Evans and Mercedes Jones are now in a relationship.
Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Quinn Fabray, and 22 others like this.
Sam Evans That's a lot of 'e''s.
Kurt Hummel Very astute observation, Samuel.
Blaine Anderson Ignore his bitch side, we're both happy for you guys *hearts* (Mercedes Jones and Sam Evans like this)
Mercedes Jones Sorry for interupting your date the other day.
Kurt Hummel You couldn't have chosen a worse moment.
Mercedes Jones I'm aware.
Sam Evans Wait, what?
Kurt Hummel Nothing :)
Mercedes Jones Way to choose the most unromantic circumsances possible, btw.
Blaine Anderson I didn't mean to say it! I was listening to him talk, and I thought it, because I had been trying to say it for a while, and it tumbled out of my traitorous mouth.
Kurt Hummel I didn't mind :) (Mercedes Jones and Blaine Anderson like this)
Sam Evans I am *so* confused.
Quinn Fabray What happened to 'pretty but not dumb?' Not that we all didn't already know about you two :)
Sam Evans You're just trying to confuse me, aren't you?
Quinn Fabray Maybe ;)
Mercedes Jones Stop flirting with my boyfried, ho :)
Finn Hudson and Rachel Berry are now in a relationship.
Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, and 36 others like this.
Kurt Hummel the end of that status should say 'Thanks to Kurt Hummel and his amazing let's- break-into-a-theater strategy.' Just saying. Oh, and *it took you long enough!*
Rachel Berry Thank you for New York.
Kurt Hummel You're welcome. Perhaps next time, you could save the liplocking for at home? (Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, and 8 others like this)
Rachel Berry You understand passion :)
Kurt Hummel *Mercedes Jones*, did you tell *everyone* about that conversation?
Mercedes Jones It was too sweet not to :)
Kurt Hummel Oh sweet Gaga! (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson I don't mind!
Sam Evans I'm still *so* confused!
Jesse St. James I believed better of you Rachel.
Kurt Hummel ^^ Blaine Anderson, you married this asshole?
Blaine Anderson My mistake :(
Kurt Hummel has decided that Finn Hudson should not be allowed to be on Facebook unless locked in his room. Thanks to the fact that he was looking at Santana Lopez's post of Blaine Anderson's Wall, I just got *another* sex talk from my lovingly awkward father.
Blaine Anderson He just wants to protect you :)
Kurt Hummel Doesn't make it any less irritating
Santana Lopez You're welcome, Hummel. Now you and Blaine Anderson need to put some of those talks into practice.
Finn Hudson Sorry dude.
A/N: So, I thought I'd try out a Facebook fic. How'd I do? I might write more if you guys want it. Yep.
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