Me: Hey people! missed me?
Maka: no way!
Kid: hell no!
Liz: no way...
Patty: you were gone? I didn't notice XD
Black*Star: I, the great Black*Star, thought you had died!
Koji: We were better off when you were gone.
Midori: ... glad you're back, I guess...
Sayuri: I missed you Hostess-chan! *smiles*
Audience: we missed you too! *claps*
Sonic Hey! I missed you too!
Amy: *death glares at Sonic and Hostess-chan*
Shadow: ... Why am I here again?
Tails: Welcome back Hostess-chan!
Cream: Yeah, welcome back!
Me: what's wrong Blaze? 'Cat got your tongue'? LOL
Blaze: *glares at Hostess-chan*
Me: *shivers* forget I ever said anything...
Silver: *smiles* Welcome back!
Me: awww! my loyal fans and friends! now before we begin, the declaimer!
Declaimer: I do NOT own anything that isn't mine.
SE crew: thank Shinigami!
Me: meanies! now, to start off the show: a set of dares from:
hmm...first i would like a volunteer to kick Black*star off Elfel tower.
second Kid has to dye his three white stripes black.
third stein has to errr... take of his screw and place it with a dynamite.
fourth soul has to light the dynamite.
fifth maka has to fight with shinigami-san by using maka-chop
sixth shinigami-san fight back with shinigami-chop.
oh and if Black*star jump off Elfel tower he has to do a triple flip before he hits the ground in 3 seconds
Awesome! Now, let's begin!
Shadow: can I be the one who pushes him off the tower?
Black*Star: alright strange talking creature! I, who is greater than God, must of course give the fans what they want. It's only fair!
Shadow: Oh I'm gonna enjoy this. *uses Chaos control to transport himself and Black*Star to the top of the Eiffel tower*
Me: wait! we don't have a camera crew in Paris! Darn it. *sigh* Silver? you mind?
Silver: can Blaze come with me?
Blaze: *blushes* oh Silver...
Me: aww! Silver that is just so sweet!
Silver: huh? what? I just wanted her to come with me so I don't get lost!
Blaze: -_-" oh Silver...
Me: just how naive are you? ugh, never mind. Just hurry up before Shadow pushes him off! *hands Silver a video camera and a Chaos Emerald*
Silver: Chaos control! *he and Blaze are now in Paris, and made it just in time*
Me: next up is Kid!
Kid: No! I will not do it-
Me: but it will make you more symmetrical!
Kid: are you sure?
Me: think about it! I mean they make you look asymmetrical now, imagine if you painted them black! You'll finally be symmetrical!
Kid: I'll do it! *paints his stripes black* now let's see.. *looks in the mirror* I'm...finally...SYMMETRICAL!
Patty: is that Kid-kun? he's not asymmetrical anymore! he he he he he he he he he!
Soul: he actually looks better.
Kid: yes Chrona?
Chrona: y-y-you l-look r-really h-handsome...*blushes*
Kid: thank you... *blushes*
Me: awwww! Kiddo X Chrona 4ever!
Kid and Chrona: *blushes*
Me: finally! another "Stick it to Stein" suggestion! mine doing the honor Sayuri?
Sayuri: but isn't this dangerous?
Me: so? just do it.
Koji: you can't tell her what to do!
Me: uh yes I can! she's my OC, I own her buddy!
Koji: no you don't!
Me: I do too, unless you did something to her...*stares suspiciously at Koji*
Koji: I did nothing of the sort! you dirty minded little girl!
Me: I don't know what's going on in that perverted little mind of yours, but I sure didn't think the same thing you did.
Sayuri: *takes out "Stein's" screw and replaces it with dynamite* there. I'm finish.
Me: good girl! now for your reward! *pushes her and Koji into a small closet, then locks it* Enjoy!
Koji: I'm gonna get you for this!
Sayuri: Koji...you're too close...
Me: hehehehehehe... well Soul, light up the dynamite!
Soul: you want me to blow up my teacher's head?
Me: pretty much...
Soul: eh, can't argue with reason! *lights up dynamite*
*The whole studio blows up, luckily Shadow and Silver were able to 'Chaos Control' everyone back to safety, all except "Stein"*
Me: okay, before we go to Silver's video, the last two dares! Maka! Shinigami-sama! if you please!
Maka: sorry about this Sir... Maka-CHOP! *Maka-chops Shinigami-sama*
Shinigami-sama: Gomen, Gomen, Maka-chan... SHINIGAMI-CHOP! *Shinigami-chops Maka*
*Note: they did it at the EXACT same time, so they are now both unconscious.*
Me: now lastly, the video!
*Sonic places the tape in DVD player*
(In Paris, on top of the Eiffel Tower:)
Silver: okay, wait till' I say go, okay? 1...2...3-
Black*Star: I, the great Black*Star, will not take orders from a walking talking plant! Yahoo! *standing ever so proudly and stupidly on the edge of the tower*
Shadow: neither will I.. *simply kicks Black*Star off the tower*
Blaze: *sweat-drops* eh...
Black*Star: *falling* YAHOO! *falls face first towards the ground*
Silver: is he dead?
Black*Star: *shows thumbs up* I, the great Black*Star- *a piano lands on him*
Silver: Shadow! that wasn't part of the dare!
(End of video)
Me: *sweat-drops* well that was a waste of time...oh well, that's it for today people! thanks so much to Dark14knight for her dares! see you all next time!