Overlord Rules with Naruto Tentai
A spoof of the Evil Overlord and various other lists. The reason why most heroes win (despite being idiots) is because the villians are even dumber via cliche. So here I will spoof the rules via Kyuubi16 style. For anyone who wants to write a good villian read these rules.
Evil Overlord Rule 1: My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
Overlord Naruto was dashing down the hallways. Some of those damn pesky heroes were once again invading his castle. What part of just because he was an Overlord didn't mean he was evil did these dumbasses did not understand? Naruto's legion of soldiers or Terror, whichever he preferred to call them at the moment; not that he consistently cared, wore a special watch that immeadtely summoned and equipped them with all purpose armor. Over twelve different sets for all purposes such as being magma proof or water gear.
''You two! Come here!'' Naruto ordered the two legion of black clad figures. On the silver armor was the insignia of the Tentai and their helmets had clear plexi-glass visors that allowed his soldiers to see to improve their accuracy and allowed him able to see them. Not to mention they were the specially made bullet proof ones as well. Can't have bullets shattering glass and putting two in your ten spot.
''You called for us Lord Naru...'' the first figure didn't get a chance to speak as Naruto wiped out his personal pistol and blasted him in the face killing him. Before the second one could react Naruto blasted a whole through his visor as well. These plexiglass visors of course were made strong enough to resist most weapons they were not made strong enough for Naruto's personal weapons.
''Dumbasses,'' he murmured as he shook his head. They went to all the trouble to disguise themselves yet they didn't bother covering the tatoos on their head from their village. Then again if they were his soldiers they would have been aware of the feature to activate so they could see outside and not end up wondering around aimlessly for the last half hour. Another feature Naruto had included after having spoke with his five year old child advisor.
A fun little story I've been waiting to do. Let me know what you think? Oh and there is over 250 rules just for the Evil Overlord ones so it's going to take awhile.
And no there is no set time period yes I'm not giving the Heroes names or descriptions. It's a humor/Parody fic and it isn't supposed to be all that serious. If you're the type of annoying as flamer or stop having fun guys that can't handle it don't bother.
These are fictional characters. These are fictional stories not published literature. I'm not holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read my stories. If you can't give constructive criticism without insulting me don't bother contacting me or reviewing me. I write stories for my enjoyment and for people who enjoy them. So for those of you who go around and demand people write up to your strict standards you can go shove it.
Preview: Evil Overlord Rule 2: My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.