Overlord Rules with Naruto Tentai
A spoof of the Evil Overlord and various other lists. The reason why most heroes win (despite being idiots) is because the villains are even dumber via cliche. So here I will spoof the rules via Kyuubi16 style. For anyone who wants to write a good villain read these rules.
Evil Overlord Rule 13: All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
Naruto looked down at the body of the latest hero that tried to kill him. He was another callous youth, same shaggy brown hair and light colored skin. Like hundreds of others he weilded the power of fire and charged in, hardly knowing a thing about strategy and to think all it took was a single bullet wound to the head. Naruto looked around, his employees (the minions didn't like being referred to as such anymore and made a damn movement over it) were all dead. For being the so called hero he didn't mind slaughtering hundred of employees. ''Well that takes care of that.'' Naruto said as he began walking away.
''Aaaah!'' the hero scream, jolting up, causing Naruto to spin around, pull out his gun and shoot him in the chest resulting in the hero to fall back to the ground, seemingly dead.
''Whoo...the hell?'' Nartup gasped as he breathed in and out. He was not expecting that. There was no way in hell that the hero.
''What the shit!'' Naruto replied as he emptied the entire round of his gun into the hero. Surely this time he would be dead right? There was no way in hell one survived six bullets to the chest.
''For fuck's...'' he unsheated his sword and ran through the hero. There was no way in hell he was going to survive a sword being run through his heart.
''Summoning no Jutsu!'' Naruto replied as he summoned Gamabunta to crush the hero. From now on all his enemies were going to be cremated, no exceptions.