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God I was bored! Im going to go online. I typed in "Fun stuff to do" and
scrolled down. Hmm... 333 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.. I had an
idea... "GUYS! GET YOUR BIG OL' BUTTS IN HERE!" I screamed, and they raced
in. "What? whats wrong?" I smiled. "Nothing is wrong, my dear Eddie." "My name
is not Eddie!" I snickerd and smiled at all of them. "Ok everyone!" I
began, doing my best to stay composed "OMJ! LOOKIE WHAT I'VE GOT! LOOK!LOOK!
LOOK!LOOK!" I said bouncing in excitment. "What do you have Alice?" said
Bella, looking a little scared. "I got 333 ways to get kicked out of
Walmart!". "Oh no." She said a look of fear crossing across her face. "Oh yes,
my dear Isabella" I said in what I assumed to be a creepy voice. Bella blushed
a right red putting most firetrucks to shame. "My name is not isabella! well,
it is, but still!" She snapped. I smiled. "Well, whatever your name is, Bella,
we are going to Walmart..."
"Ok first thing," I started, "1: Smash the person in front of you in the head
with a ham." Bella blushed a bright red. "NO way, Alice!" She said eye's wide
at the request. "YES! GRAB THE DAMN HAM AND START SMASHING!" I yelled. Bella
flinched and grabed a small ham. "Now, remember, don't use Vamp strength...
and go!" I yelled befored walking up to the person in front of me. It was a
middle aged woman. This was going to be good. I raised my arms up and brought
the ham down opon her head, not hard though. Not even hard enough to knock her
out. "OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCH? YOU JUST SMASHED A FUCKING
HAM OVER MY HEAD!" She bellowed in outrage. I snickerd, turned, and ran like
hell. This might be better than I thought...
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