Hello y'all! This is my first fic... so I hope you like it:P If not please don't flame but I do accept criticism... Sooo anyway, here it is!
Summary: What if Kakashi adopted Naruto and Sasuke after a certain incident? And what if Naruto was a genius ( as he was supposed to be )? This will be a God-like Naru/harem story with a female Sasuke and maybe a female Itachi ( if you want ) ... There will be some civilian council bashing, but since I don't know how to bash it will be minimal.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! NADA! Though I wish I did...
" Did you say something?"- normal
'holy shit!'- thoughts
"You brat!"- demon/summon
" that damn gaki.." - demon's/summon's thoughts
Somewhere in Konoha
It was yet another peaceful day in Konoha -the village hidden in the leafs- or at least that's what most thought.
No one knew and no one could have known that after the tragic incident of the nine-tailed demon attacking 6 years ago, another terrifying act would occur this day. The Uchiha clan's massacre.
A little boy was seen running through the streets. The boy was six years old, had shiny blond hair and beautiful blue eyes. All the villagers knew who that little boy was. He was Naruto Uzumaki,
an orphan and the jailor of the Kyuubi. What the civilians though didn't know and only a few shinobi knew, was that he was a prodigy in the ninja arts like no other. To the shinobi he was known to have surpassed the legendary Sannin, Minato Namikaze ( the yondaime ), Hatake Kakashi and of course his idol and brother in all but blood Itachi Uchiha, when they were his age.
Naruto was running towards the Uchiha compound to tell Itachi his news. Yes, Naruto Uzumaki would be able to take the gennin exam the next day! ' Finally i can go on missions' He thought as he put a pocky stick in his mouth.
But when he arrived at the compound the only thing he could see was blood and dead body's. Naturally, as terrified as he was, he started heading towards where he knew Itachi and his little brother lived, all the while fearing for their lives. Though what he saw scared him even more.
There, standing above his two dead parents, was none other than the heir of the Uchiha clan holding his little brother by the neck and using ( what seemed like to the young blond ) a very strong gen-jutsu on Sasuke. Naruto tried to scream for help but found out that he couldn't use his voice.
While Sasuke started screaming unknown words, Itachi turned and saw our little friend.
" I-I-Itachi? What happened? D-did you do this?" He got an affirmative nod as a reply.
" Why? Why would you do this?"Asked a very confused and troubled Naruto as soon as he got his voice back. "Hah! Why?" A soft chuckle could be heard that soon turned to a loud and maniacal laugh. Yet to Naruto it almost seemed forced, as if Itachi was in pain.
Finally, after a few second's that felt like an eternity, He got his answer.
" Because I wanted to, and because I could."
The blond, being as smart and curious as he was, tried to get answers.
" So if you are such a ruthless killer and you wanted to kill them all as I guess a ' power ' trial, why not kill Sasuke too? I mean after all you did kill everyone else including children and baby's.. Why just hurt him?"
Here Itachi fell silent. ' Damn... Naruto is getting too smart... Well he is a genius after all... Huh... Just like me ! ' He thought proudly ( Who said Itachi isn't cocky?).
Meanwhile Naruto was getting suspicious and the teen knew it.
" Living with no one is a worse torture that death.." He simply stated while turning his back towards the kid. 'Good... that will get him of my back' "He won't be alone you-you-you.../insert angry thinking pose/ mean idiot! He's got me!" Hearing this the mighty Uchiha Itachi couldn't help but smile an uncharacteristic smile. " please take care of him Naruto..." He whispered softly yet hear able to his in all but blood brother. " Bye my little brother's". And with that said Itachi vanished.
Everyone in the village was panicking. Just thirty minutes ago ANBU captain Kakashi Hatake spotted a certain golden boy shunshining away from his house leaving an unconscious Sasuke and a trembling Naruto alone in his blood-bathed house. The copy-nin arrived in the office with the two kids only 2 minutes after the encounter.
The boy's now lay on a couch near the office's door. Sasuke was still unconscious and Naruto was still shaking and sobbing with fear and sorrow.
Though he didn't like it, the Third had question's and he needed them answered. So, like a good leader he spoke up. " Naruto, I know this is hard for you but please tell us everything you remember and try to think of anything weird on Itachi."
Even though the secret Namikaze was a talented aspiring ninja with an abnormally high I-Q ( close to the Nara's ), he was still just a six year old. So when he heard the San-daim's question he didn't know how to react. Thinking really hard he tried to come up with a good answer.
' Well, the whole thing seems kinda fishy but that was definitely Itachi. But those scary eyes...'
The next ten minutes were spent with Naruto explaining to the two elite shinobi ( or at-least trying to ) what had happened only minutes ago. When he finished Kakashi was staring wide eyed while Sarutobi went from pale to paler.
" Hokage-sama, although this does explain how he did it, this is definitely not good." Kakashi put in wisely ( :P)
" Yes you can say that. Gaining the Mangekyo Sharringan is certainly NOT good."
After a few minutes of deafening silence the Hokage spoke up. "Kakashi I'm handing you a long-term A-class mission. Do you accept?" " If I may Hokage-sama, but what exactly does this mission entail?" " Well... ehmm..."Looking a bit thoughtful the hokage looked out of the window. ' Will he accept? Or does he still hate the Kyuubi?' Putting on his Hokage face he looked straight at Kakashi. " I want you to take care of the last loyal Uchiha and the last Namikaze. Now do you accept?' He said with an edge on his tone, while at the same time looking for any sign of surprise from the Yondaime's student.
Although no one knew of the blonds parentage Kakashi didn't seem surprised. 'Ah. So he knew... Heh, I should have known that he would have figured it out.'
" I do my Lord, but won't you get in trouble for handing me not only Sasuke but also Naruto? I mean he is the Kyuubi jinchuuriki." He sounded a bit worried.
" Do you have a problem with that?" Asked the old man with a sickly sweet voice and some dark aura floating around him.
Seeing this Kakashi felt sweat rolling down his face and quickly answered " Of course not Hokage-sama, I would love to raise sensei's son, I was just thinking about the honorary counsel and our lovable Danzo." The last part was said with sarcasm and what seemed to be hate, which showed that Hatake held no love towards said people.
" Kakashi, although I'm glad you care so much about me, it is my job to worry about them. Let me sort everything out. Anyway, since you accept, I have to inform you of a few things. The first thing is up to you if you want to tell Naruto." Seeing the nin nod he continued. " Sasuke is a she..." ' And wait for it... There!' " Huh...? Wait... WHAT? What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Asked a very shocked Kakashi. " It means exactly what I said. Fugaku announced that Sasuke was a boy so that if anything ever happened to Itachi, he would still have an heir. I found out only recently because Mikoto thought I, as the Hokage, should know. Now, besides me, only you Itachi and Sasuke know." The copy-nin looked thoughtful but answered. " I won't tell Naruto. If she wants to she can tell him on her own." " I thoroughly agree with that." " Anything else my Lord?" While in a thinking pose the hokage suddenly had a light-bulb light up above his head." Ah yes! Ehm, how should I say this... If the boy ever asks you to buy him pocky... Don't. Your wallet won't ever be full again." " Heh... Another pocky addict huh? How bad can it be?" " Bad.. In front of his addiction, our Icha-Icha paradise addiction is like a hobby." Widening his eyes Kakashi could only nod.
" Now then, take the kids to your house and get them to bed. When Sasuke wakes up tomorrow I want you to bring her here. I need to know everything I can about the massacre. I think something more is up." He said with a far-away look. " Well now that we're done, dismissed!"
" Hai!" Kakashi made a few hand signs and another cyclops poofed into existence. The fake nin put
Naruto gently on his back, while the real one softly took Sasuke in his arms. After wards he left through the door towards his house still in deep thoughts. ' Shit, I'm gonna need a bigger place. One with three bedrooms instead of one... There goes my Icha-Icha savings account.'
Outside the Hokage's office, four Anbu could be found snickering softly. Why you ask? Well, inside said office, an old man could be heard grumbling and cursing, something that sounded like ' Stupid paperwork' and 'too old for this shit'.
Ehm so what do you think? Is it bad? Is it ok? Hopefully i'll get better along the way. If not... Just don't read it... :P
Ah! By the way, please recommend who you would like to have in the harem. It's going to be big ( Naruto needs a lot o' love! He he...). Sasuke is a sure thing, as is Anko, Haku, Ino and possibly Sakura ( since there ain't no Sasuke to 'mate' with.) Hopefully you'd like me to ad Itachi ( as a female ) too. I was thinking of not adding Hinata in it, but if you want me to I will...
Next chapter: Time skip!
Review please :P