[A/N: To hopefully clarify- the song is playing in bold and the italics are what Chell's remembering.]

I've got a surprise for you after this next test chamber.

Cara bel, cara mia bella, mia bambina, oh Chell

"Oh, my God."

Not a fake, tragic surprise like the last time.

Che la stima, che la stima, a cara mia, addio!

"My mother is inside a computer. Well, I mean, I figured that out on my own, but she hasn't really been deleted like you said she was. Right? That's what you're trying to tell me, isn't it? I know this song…"

A real surprise.

La bambina, cara mia, perche non passi lontana, si lontana de Scienza?

"She used to sing it to me when I was little…"

With tragic consequences.

Cara cara mia, bambina, a mia bell

"Tragic consequences, right? That was the surprise. It wasn't death at all…well, maybe it was, but you were only going to kill me after you told me. Told me that my mother's in a goddamned COMPUTER. And the tragic consequences are that now I know and now I know that you know. Right?"

And real confetti this time. The good stuff.

A mia cara

"Come on, talk to me. You owe me that."

Our last bag.

A mia cara

"I'm not going to leave until you talk to me."

Part of me's going to miss it.

A mia bambina

"Goddammit, GLaDOS. You can't honestly expect me to just leave now, but it's been hours, and you're not going to answer me, so…I'll be back. Okay? I promise.

"I'll be back."

But at the end of the day, it was just taking up space.

A cara, cara a mi!

"My Companion Cube…? You fished my Companion Cube out of the incinerator just so I could…? I don't know if you can even hear me, but…thank you.