[A/N: Well, more of the same, or at least the similar.]

"Here come the test results."

You never tell her the test results. What are you up to?

"You are a horrible person."

Oh, the homicidal computer is calling my daughter a horrible person? That would be funny…if it weren't so sad. Stop it.

"That's what it says."

It doesn't say that. I can see the results too, you know.

"A horrible person."

I guess you don't know. Do you even know I'm here?

"We weren't even testing for that."

Stop it…

"Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you."

You MADE IT UP! Leave her ALONE!

"It's just a data point."

No, it's NOT!

"If it helps, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."

I swear to God, I'm going to kill you.

"I feel awful about that surprise."


"Tell you what. Let's give your parents a call right now."

You could let me talk to her. Just give me access to your speech processors. Please? Just this once? Please…


You know you're not going to reach anybody, so what are you up to this time?

"The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you."

I hate you. She hates you too, you know. It's you no one loves. You're going to die, because I'm going to kill you, and no one. Will. Care.

"Please hang up."

How does that feel?

(dial tone)