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It was early in the afternoon, and all the parents were getting ready for the Hogwarts lottery. You see, there were too many young withes and wizards to let them all go to Hogwarts, so Dumbledore decided to have a lottery to choose 100 1st years out of the 5,000,000 parents who wanted there kids to go to the school where the famous Harry Potter learned his great Aurorey.

It was then that Draco Malfoy, a now 33 year old man still on probation from using magic, was on the Hogwarts Express to enroll his child, when he heard a familiar voice.

"Aaaanything from the trolly, dear?" said Madame Hopkins, the trolly lady.

"Oh, I'd like some Chocolate Frogs."said Draco.

"Oh, some Chocolate Pumpkins? Here you are deary," the woman said happily.

"No, some Chocolate Frogs, Madame Hopkins."

"Oh, Chocolate Snakes, sorry deary, I'm getting older by the minute, and my hearing's gone bad."

"Apparently, since you can't get my order right," mumbled Draco.

"What was that, deary?"

"Nothing. But I said I wanted was some CHOCOLATE FROGS, Madame Hopkins."

"Oh? Chocolate Butter Beer? Here, darling, I am most delightfully sorry."

"No, your not! If you were sorry you would have gotten my order right in the first place!" shouted Draco, his temper starting to rise. Draco grabbed the old woman by the collar and brought her up to his height. The train was dead quiet. "I said I wanted CHOCLATE FROGS!"

"Security! Get this young man off of me!" shouted the old lady. In walked in an old, but still friendly, Hagrid, in a new security suit.

"Now what seems to be the problem here, Madame?"

"I'll tell you what the problem is, you old bag of fertilizer!" shouted Draco. "This train needs to get better service! Employees who can actually hear peoples orders, and security guards who can actually fit on the train, you tub of lard!"

"There's no need for name-calling, now," said Hagrid. " Now tell me, what is it that you want?"

"I just want some CHOCOLATE FROGS!" said Draco.

"Oh. You said Chocolate Frogs?" said Madame Hopkins.


"Why didn't you just say so?"

Draco slumped into his seat.

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